Most Eligible Bachelor on the Forum with Pic Leak - Dynastia

[WW 635]

Lately @Dynastia has been sauntering around here acting like he doesn't want to be my meatpie anymore. So here's your chance to finally take your bite ladies. Make all the gross sexual advances you want without fear of me chasing you off while you can.

Need more convincing? Here's a recent pic of him:

 

[Cthulu]

No. tbh I would probably shoot him first because abbo's taste like pork. I would then skin him and pull out the tenderloin because that's the best part. The sides for abbo bacon and the rest rump roast and chops. But only in mustard maybe because abbo's still taste like shit and petro.

 

[Cake Farts]

Lately @Dynastia has been sauntering around here acting like he doesn't want to be my meatpie anymore. So here's your chance to finally take your bite ladies. Make all the gross sexual advances you want without fear of me chasing you off while you can.

Need more convincing? Here's a recent pic of him:

He's fat and I won't have sex with him

 

[BillionBisonBucks]

 

[ES 148]

He can never compare to my true love, Chris

 

[HG 400]

Lately @Dynastia has been sauntering around here acting like he doesn't want to be my meatpie anymore. So here's your chance to finally take your bite ladies. Make all the gross sexual advances you want without fear of me chasing you off while you can.

This is fine I can take a joke but please take down all those craigslist ads, that's actually a serious crime and not even funny. I'm not going to be a bitch about it and go to the cops just please stop trying to get me raped. It's not even a clever joke.

 

[WW 635]

This is fine I can take a joke but please take down all those craigslist ads, that's actually a serious crime and not even funny. I'm not going to be a bitch about it and go to the cops just please stop trying to get me raped. It's not even a clever joke.

Fuck you, you hurt my feefee. There's only one thing that can make this right now...

À platonic game of Scrabble followed by watching adorable m.ilk-tumtummed pupper videos with me.

 

[WW 635]

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Back the fuck up off my abbo, bitches

 

[HG 400]

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Back the fuck up off my abbo, bitches

Take the craigslist ads down first.

 

[WW 635]

Take the craigslist ads down first.

How about I replace the phone numbers with someone else's?

 

[WW 635]

@Hiragana you go ahead and take him off my hands now ok

 

[HG 400]

lol somebody's mad I pointed out her crow's feet

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@Dynastia what happened to the dog?

 

[Autismo Pinochet]

This is a great thread.

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