Most embarrassing nickname you've been given IRL -

[Ntwadumela]

What's the most embarrassing nickname you've been given IRL?

I got called "Wolfie" by a friend of mine due to my hairiness, and somewhat aggressive temper.

 

[The Fool]

I've never had a nickname because I have never had any friends

 

[DailyToastBoat]

Mimi.
Everybody used to call me that back then, it just mentally and physically hurt me everytime and day to be called like that.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Rumpled Foreskin.

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

I got called "Wolfie" by a friend of mine due to my hairiness, and somewhat aggressive temper.

NOT because of the furry boners?

 

[Ntwadumela]

NOT because of the furry boners?

No dude.
I'm not a furry in case you didn't know.

 

[Octopuff in kumquat]

No dude.
I'm not a furry in case you didn't know.

Just fooling. But you are obsessed with lions.

And now to stay on topic, I never let people nickname me because I knew they were stupid. The closest I came was one friend who abbreviated my name, even though it's only 6 letters anyway.

 

[Yutyrannus]

My name mispronounced to "Weena" which devolved into "Weiner".

 

[Bogs]

There was a short time in my childhood where I was called Duck because my middle name's Donald.

 

[AnOminous]

One of my high school friends once really tried to push "Poindexter" as my nickname, but he tried too hard and people started calling him that instead.

 

[Strelok]

B-Rye by my white wigger friend who was trying to make everything gangster. I stopped being friends with him.

 

[Captain Toad]

All of my nicknames are variations of my own name, which is embarrassing on it's own.

 

[Dysnomia]

All of my nicknames are variations of my own name, which is embarrassing on it's own.

Same here only it's not intentional. No one can pronounce or spell my first name and I have to spell out my last name all the time because it sounds like something it's not. People from foreign countries complain all the time about how we can't pronounce their unpronounceable names. Well it happens with western names too unless you're Bob or Sam or Jane or something. I have actually just given up correcting people. It's pointless. Because they never seem to get it.

 

[Pina Colada]

I don't mind when people call me by the first syllable of my name, but it is annoying and childish when they add "-ie" at the end. Doesn't help that my mom teasingly called me "Whiny Wendy" (obviously not my name) when I was younger.

 

[WhatNemesisMeans]

My relatives used to call me Baboon, because I was an insolent, disrespectful toddler who frequently got his ass spanked. My buttocks would get bright pink as a result, hence my nickname.

Also in elementary school some schoolmates took to calling me "The Nazi" because I told a random black girl niggers weren't permitted to sit at my table. I've been voting far-right ever since I got old enough to vote in loving memory of those nigger-loving faggots.

 

[Kataomoi00]

My last name is somewhat abnormal and reminiscent of a certain fictional character, so people would call me that. I used to hate it when I was little.

 

[Ido]

I had a black furry try to push himself into a friend group and attempt to make my nickname "Anime". He couldn't remember my name at all and it was annoying, especially since I was falling out of anime at the time anyway. At most I would only ever talk about video games with those friends and zone out when they talked about animu, so I have no idea why he chose it. He also showed me like thirty pages of his badly drawn fursona (fox with tits, last page was tribbing) and my friend and I were fucking dying.

 

[Chill Fam]

My mother used to call me Pum-Pum.
Pum-Pum is Jamacian slang for vagina.

 

[John Titor]

I share the first name of a character I don't really like so people would try to do imitations when I'm around.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

There were a couple of girls back in high school that I just could not get along with. One of which started calling me "Hood Rat". It didn't exactly stick around for long after I ended up elbow smashing the little cunt into the side of her locker.