Most fun cows to follow? -

[Joey Caruso]

I can only take so much information about the likes of JY and Susan Schofield before it starts becoming a major bummer, if I were to look for a lolcow who's just plain entertaining (not horrifying like those two or overtly political) who would you guys recommend? So many of the threads here are hella long but undoubtedly full of good stuff and I wanna know which ones would be worth sinking the time into even if they're a few hundred pages long.

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

For me, it's gonna have to be DSP.

 

[Eryngium]

I always check in on sam ambreen every month or so to see who she got raped by now.

 

[wabbits]

I recommend Melinda and Marshall:

Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen

This story starts with a humble thread about a lolcow. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/andrew-peter-carlson-anaiah-carlson-tamarlover.29566/ This lolcow was a stalker of Melinda Leigh Scott, who, upon finding out Andrew was talking about her here, threatened me directly...

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Also several threads here about them because she files dumb suits and the judge throws them out of court with great dignity:

Take that off the god damn Internet!

Take-down notices and frivolous legal threats the Kiwi Farms receives.

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A Null stream on them with video of Marshall losing his shit:

Sued! (Scott v. Moon Mk. IV) - Mad at the Internet

I'm sorry, I thought this was America. Intro OBNX - Right Wing Death Squad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q15xaMj07HE Outro Fountains of Wayne - Too Cool fo...

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[Rand /pol/]

Donald Trump

 

[Just A Butt]

Bob McKim can be pretty entertaining.

I always shill for the Len Shaner thread, but that's because it was the first one I read all the way through. The original thread has over 900 pages, though, so it was kind of a chore.

I tend to avoid Animal Control, but Graeme Kelly's thread is mildly amusing. And it's pretty short at the moment.

EDIT: Here is the second Shaner thread. More concise, and links to the relevant/amusing parts of the original thread. But the failed sockpuppetry isn't included much, so I still prefer the original one.

 

[exhausted]

staphy for sure
shes a FAS fake troon who fucks ghosts and gets wet for mtf trannies
edit: also sings while pooping

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

For me it used to be Amberlynn. She's the reason I joined up here.

Now it's shifted to Chantal / Foodie Beauty / Big Beautiful Me / whatever the hell that landwhale is calling herself this week.

 

[XQ 076]

The funniest thread I’ve read through start to finish is the Russell Greer thread.
Amber is my favourite cow to keep up with day to day.

 

[maalikthefakemuzzie]

Most kiwifarm members.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Choose a furry that isn't something outright horrifying like a zoo or pedo and guaranteed laughs. The fandom is known for drama for a reason.

 

[Burn Book]

Sammie Bushart, a redneck girl who claims to be Britney Spears' cousin and a member of Bloods. She has had at least 20 fake pregnancies in her short life so far and invents the most ridiculous names for her fake offspring, She also has exceptional spelling skills.

 

[Mangy Mutt]

Can def vouch for Graeme Kelly and Foobie Beauty. Chantal is the definition of never ending insanity.

Marissa Davis' thread in the Tumblr sub-forum is pretty fucking funny, especially when Marissa herself joins not too far in. A lot of her victims have visited that thread and utterly ripped down her constant lies. It's repetitive af now since all she does is whine and beg for cash, but the first 100 pages or so are definitely worth jumping into.

 

[Square Kirby]

Choose a furry that isn't something outright horrifying like a zoo or pedo and guaranteed laughs. The fandom is known for drama for a reason.

bro, searching that is like searching a fucking unicorn, I have failed to find any.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

bro, searching that is like searching a fucking unicorn, I have failed to find any.

It's a bit of a needle in a haystack situation right now, yeah. I'm not 100 percent SOLID on Zaush being a full-on pedo (90 percent or so possibility though given what he's drawn and such) but he's just so up his own arse that it's possible to laugh at him for everything and anything but his predilection for tender flesh.

There are others I keep track of that aren't really exceptional for any sort of zoo/pedoshit, but they're not super-active.

 

[RG 448]

Joe Cracker. Those LoC animations are priceless.

 

[Recoil]

I'm partial to Momokun & Rhys, myself. The big updates always feel like getting new comic books in the mail.

With these two there are usually no truly horrible travesties going down, just an ever expanding catalog of lolwut

Susan Schofield is worth a read, if only because of how it all came to a head and the role of the Farms in cataloging her behavior.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

For me, Jake Alley, aka Violet Hargrave. He expresses the same obnoxious views and demands as the rest of the Rat King, but with the twist that he himself is the ultimate stereotypical incel neckbeard (literally). He claims to be a beautiful trans woman whose life is constantly under threat from Nazis and rapists, but is a bald, bearded, sweatpants-wearing unemployed 37-year-old man living in his mother’s attic.

What makes him extra-funny is that he’s just so bad at lying. He’s both incredibly arrogant and unbelievably clueless about the world, so his lies just wind up being hilarious (for instance, he thinks female hormones will cause your arms to shrink).

He ought to be obnoxious on the level of someone like Zinnia, but he’s just so bad at everything that you can only laugh.

 

[MG 620]

Used to be The Slatons, but not much is happening right now. I also enjoy watching Amber eat herself to death.

 

[cuddle striker]

ugojesse is the ultimate non horror cow.
Samantha bushart is also hilarious