Most Hilarious Example of Chris's Ego? -

[drmccoy]

Lately the Chris forum has been pretty depressing. A downward spiral of tomgirlism, filth, hoarding, despair and loneliness.

Luckily we have the wiki to remind just how hilarious Chris used to be. One of the funniest aspects was his over blown, massive and delusional ego.

My favorite ego trip is the Miyamoto saga:


I'm certain Mr. Miyamoto wants to meet up with me and discuss the future of Sonichu and the Sonichu Alpha Project, as much as I'd be humbled and honored to meet with him and discuss the matter; PROBABLY MORE FOR HIM, becuase I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, the other associated characters and the city of Cwcville around them all.

He believed that the guy who essentially created the renewed video game craze with Mario would be humbled to meet him over his shittily drawn comic about a children's card game. So, what's your favorite ego trip?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

That he has 1 billion fans. Although that's probably more an example of Chris not understanding scale than his ego.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I think as a general phenomenon, his lying to sweethearts counts as a great example.

All these people he claims to love, but to him it's okay to lie through his teeth to them so many times, because his winning matters more than their feelings/making informed decisions.

 

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hmm. hallow brah, hello there wha, business people!

 

[Satoru182]

Not sure of a ego trip but i find so amusing how Chris seem bemused by the idea of Kacey being smarter than him. The way he scoffs at that tottaly makes me think that he felt hilarious the idea of sweetheart smarter than him.

From the father Call.

Matthew: [extremely uncomfortable laughter] So the first thing you noticed was her appearance.

Chris: [Interrupting] But also I definitely like to take note over time, over talking to her, one day that she was very smart and very fun to hang around with, and she definitely knows what she's talking about. If anything [laughs] she could be a little bit sm- she could be smarter than me on some things.

 

[Zim]

Being that the Liquid Saga is my favorite I can also say it's a prime example of his ego as well.

His ego was so massive at this point that he actually thought someone was stealing his identity and Sonichu. He tried to convince his legions of true and honest fans to not buy the impostor's merchandise and eventually got into a singing contest to prove that he was the better singer and the real CWC. Then he decided he could impersonate Liquid because he was sure to steal some of that sweet sweet china from him and that when she would discover it was the true CWC she'd not be mad at him for lying and instead submit to his every carnal desire.

I might have gotten some of that out of order but it's still my number one example of his ego. It was all just so regoddamndiculous and entertaining. 2nd graders don't even fall for crap that dumb!

 

[CatParty]

his theory that people are jealous of him because of all his "stuff"

 

[Henry Bemis]

I think as a general phenomenon, his lying to sweethearts counts as a great example.

All these people he claims to love, but to him it's okay to lie through his teeth to them so many times, because his winning matters more than their feelings/making informed decisions.

Didn't he basically say to Liquid at one point "Fine, you can have Kacey, just so long as I can be the real CWC?"

 

[Lunachu]

One of my favorite ego moments was when Chris was in awe that Ryan Cash killed himself because of the Sonichu comics.

Geez. So much power... That's—that's a lot worse than when that child locked himself in the room after he—after seeing Optimus Prime die in the original movie.

 

[CatParty]

One of my favorite ego moments was when Chris was in awe that Ryan Cash killed himself because of the Sonichu comics.

Geez. So much power... That's—that's a lot worse than when that child locked himself in the room after he—after seeing Optimus Prime die in the original movie.

"so much power"

 

[drmccoy]

We also cannot forget his belief that his Church congregation would rise up and do his bidding. That's why he was kicked out from two churches. "Hi power"

 

[Some JERK]

his complete non-apology to MLW was pretty hilarious. Aside from that, during the THAT IS MY HOUSE! video, it was great seeing that not only does Chris believe that he has a massive fan base, but that those fans are actually his own personal army under his "command", and that they are responsible for correcting his bungling mistakes.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Within the city of CWCville, in which even the money is labeled with his initials, and a beautiful, successful Hollywood actress dropped her job to come be Chris's second-in-command at the mayoral office... what always killed me is how the entire populace of the city is perfectly happy to have CWC-Cola as its only soda. Nobody ever joneses for a Mexican Coke (real sugar, no HFCS, that's the shit!) or smuggles in a Red Bull or goes on Amazon and orders a case of Barr's Irn-Bru out of sheer desperation. Nope. Those CWCville residents are thrilled to bits about CWC-Cola. (Probably largely because they don't know crack is an ingredient....)

 

[Great Unclean Chris]

His wikipedia entry about himself, has his ego written all over it.

here enjoy

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Chris-Chan/Wikipedia

edit: goddamnit someone really needs to change the word filter, it fucks up everything

 

[Male]

Shecameforcwc

 

[Anchuent Christory]

His note to MLW.

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:
I will never hang notes on the wall again.
I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).
Please reply via E-Mail.
Christian C.

The fact that he feels he has the power to negotiate with the dean of a college, let alone that his "scale of respect" constitutes as some sort of bargaining chip.

 

[Himawari]

^ And two of his three bargaining chips were qualified by "I'll consider"!

I think the most hilarious yet enraging one for me was the one in the OP. As a game designer it is utterly incomprehensible to me that anyone could be anything but humbled by the idea of meeting Shigeru Miyamoto face-to-face, and yet the word "humble" isn't even in Chris' dictionary...!

 

[Some JERK]

His note to MLW.

Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:
I will never hang notes on the wall again.
I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).
Please reply via E-Mail.
Christian C.

The fact that he feels he has the power to negotiate with the dean of a college, let alone that his "scale of respect" constitutes as some sort of bargaining chip.

That email has always cracked me up. "If you give me something, i'll consider doing two things that nobody cares about, and one thing that i have to do anyway."

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Where to start, him thinking he is fit and strong, chris thinking by putting on makeup he is this irresistible tomgirl that will make lesibans forget about eating snatch and crave his dick

 

[OR 345]

Nobody ever joneses for a Mexican Coke (real sugar, no HFCS, that's the shit!)

Oh yeah, Mexican Coke's ruined standard Coke for me now, and I don't know where to find it around here.

Back on topic, while it's not the best example of his ego, I like when he threatens to call the police, call the detectives, and send EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER. I think he's also said he would contact the FBI? Because they have nothing better to do than drop everything and hunt down some trolls on behalf of a manbaby.
On a similar note, when he sent letters to the president and expected them (if I recall, he contact both Bush and Obama) to bend to his will.