Most hilarious lie Chris has ever believed? -

[Judge Holden]

As we are aware, Chris has a unique relationship with reality and has a long and coloured history of believing the most jawdroppingly obvious lies, falsehoods, and fictions and even defending them vigorously when questioned due to how well said lies fit in to his ego.

My question is what instance of chris falling for groinpulpingly obvious tricks, lies, or claims did you find most amusing?

To start things off I shall post a quote which epitomises ModernChris's utter and blinding stupidity

Chris Wrote in relation to the "plans" he had seen on this forum:
Crap! They hired a skywriter

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'd have to go with the belief that the homosexuals were flying a giant Sonichu balloon at a pride parade.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

"Crap! They may have hired a skywriter."

 

[Kosher Dill]

That Clyde Cash was an elementary school kid.

 

[LM 697]

When his parents said they loved him.

 

[Bridechu]

Definitely that Vanessa Hudgens wanted him and tried to edit Wikipedia to say they were dating.

 

[spaps]

Jimmy Hill or Molavia.

 

[CatParty]

His prophetic dreams from God and Death.

Basically any of the lies he deludes himself with.

 

[bradsternum]

Definitely that Vanessa Hudgens wanted him and tried to edit Wikipedia to say they were dating.

Definitely this. What an insane and egotistical thing to believe. Yes, Vanessa Hudgens, a teenage idol with millions of dollars, wants to date a fat, near-30 autistic man on social security. Makes sense.

 

[Christ-Chan]

jesus lolololol

No, but seriously, I would have to go with the fact that he's supposedly handsome. "But that's highly subjective" you say, "he looked alright from certain angles" you insist - no! Stop it! He looked, at his best, mediocre or possibly average if you're being very generous. Handsome is a word that should not be thrown around so easily, and I don't think anyone besides Chris and Barb could call Chris that without bending the truth at least a little.

I am bordering on white knight at times, but the two things that really get to me is when he calls himself cute or handsome and when he says he "understands da ladies". It just eats at me, man.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I kind of give Chris a bit of a pass on the Vanessa Hudgens thing, because he was convinced that he was world-famous. Fame is an aphrodisiac after all.
Of course, thinking he was a renowned artist is also up there on the list.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

I kind of give Chris a bit of a pass on the Vanessa Hudgens thing, because he was convinced that he was world-famous. Fame is an aphrodisiac after all.
Of course, thinking he was a renowned artist is also up there on the list.

Not just for his time either but right up there with the likes of fucking Michaelangelo and Da Vinci

 

[Yawning Squirtle]

He believed Shigeru Miyamoto wrote him an e-mail about producing Sonichu games and products.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

he thinks megan started the whole trolling by refusing to be his girlfriend. even funnier because his parents came to the conclusion for him!

 

[Coldgrip]

That Anna's his friend.

 

[cypocraphy]

That he could talk at 6 weeks.

That's he's handsome.

 

[Bgheff]

I am bordering on white knight at times, but the two things that really get to me is when he calls himself cute or handsome and when he says he "understands da ladies". It just eats at me, man.

Who, Chris?

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As for lies, i'd say that he believes that sonichu is so famous. With a billion readers he'd be the most famous writer that has lived.

 

[Big_Pete_33]

He believed Shigeru Miyamoto wrote him an e-mail about producing Sonichu games and products.

That too, but like Vanessa Hudgens thing. Fame really did go over his head.

Either that or the fact he believes there are genuine fans who love it for the art and story.

 

[Lady Houligan]

That anyone gives a shit about anything from your high school years after high school ends.

 

[Spatchmo]

I am going to go with falling for both the trollin train and the tomgirl forums.