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Wachoo mean, most shittiest?
All of them.
This one
Why this one?
A: Look at the right talon of the zapdos. It's holding Rosechu. Yes, Rosechu should look smaller than Sonichu because she is farther away, however she should be about the same size as Naitsirhc since they are about the same distance away.
This means either:
1) When scared, Rosechu shrinks down to the size of a Barbie doll, a possible defense mechanism to avoid being seen.
2) Chris doesn't know shit about drawing.
B: Ok, now look at the angle Sonichu is standing, he's leaning slightly to the right, which is fine by itself. Now look at the angle of the stores below the zapdos and the floor , it's a fucking 45 degree angle. There's no way Sonichu could stand on that floor and have both legs straight.
This means either:
1) Sonichu is actually levitating.
2) Chris doesn't know shit about drawing.
C: Look at the floor tiles, the lines aren't straight. People bring up the lack of ruler use here often, and this page is not different. Every tile is unique, no two tiles are the same size or shape, had Chris owned/used a ruler he could of made straight lines equidistant from each other, instead we get this crazy floor.
This means either:
1) This mall had custom tiles made to look artistic and unique, but then why have them all be white?
2) you get the idea by now.
Why this one?
A: Look at the right talon of the zapdos. It's holding Rosechu. Yes, Rosechu should look smaller than Sonichu because she is farther away, however she should be about the same size as Naitsirhc since they are about the same distance away.
This means either:
1) When scared, Rosechu shrinks down to the size of a Barbie doll, a possible defense mechanism to avoid being seen.
2) Chris doesn't know shit about drawing.
B: Ok, now look at the angle Sonichu is standing, he's leaning slightly to the right, which is fine by itself. Now look at the angle of the stores below the zapdos and the floor , it's a fucking 45 degree angle. There's no way Sonichu could stand on that floor and have both legs straight.
This means either:
1) Sonichu is actually levitating.
2) Chris doesn't know shit about drawing.
C: Look at the floor tiles, the lines aren't straight. People bring up the lack of ruler use here often, and this page is not different. Every tile is unique, no two tiles are the same size or shape, had Chris owned/used a ruler he could of made straight lines equidistant from each other, instead we get this crazy floor.
This means either:
1) This mall had custom tiles made to look artistic and unique, but then why have them all be white?
2) you get the idea by now.
Worst drawing ever.
Worst drawing ever.
This is the one that was submitted by him to a newspaper, and they thought he was 8.
I'm not surprised.
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Look at this. Just look at it. That giant thumb. The lumpy fingers. The huge gaping space that's apparently a clitoris. The hand rubbing that area with even more misshapen fingers. It's attached to a gigantonormous forearm that's bending like a noodle where it should meet the elbow. How are they even doing this. What is perspective. Are they both flat? Did he squash Crystal with a steamroller to get her into that shape? What. How. Why.
I like the detail that went into the Sonichu medallion, though.
Look at this. Just look at it. That giant thumb. The lumpy fingers. The huge gaping space that's apparently a clitoris. The hand rubbing that area with even more misshapen fingers. It's attached to a gigantonormous forearm that's bending like a noodle where it should meet the elbow. How are they even doing this. What is perspective. Are they both flat? Did he squash Crystal with a steamroller to get her into that shape? What. How. Why.
I like the detail that went into the Sonichu medallion, though.
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Chris' feet are mangled and facing the wrong way. Or his head is spinning in an unnatural angle. Also Sonichu's creepy flesh-colored belly looks like a third arm without a hand.
I remember that, it's been speculated that
did at as a joke.
I remember reading about that. Didn't the magazine also release a statement when they found out who did it?I remember that, it's been speculated that
Yes, the author of the comic strip (Bob Weber Jr.) admitted that he didn't realize CWC wasn't 8.
It was submitted at a time after the death of Bob (different Bob of course) but before 28 October, long after Sonichu. Chris wouldn't go on a
unless there was something in it for him.
It was submitted at a time after the death of Bob (different Bob of course) but before 28 October, long after Sonichu. Chris wouldn't go on a
unless there was something in it for him.
For this page, the only way I could make sense of what the fuck I was looking at was if I pretended Sonichu was on the roof of another building across from Naitcirhc. It doesn't make sense in context, but for some reason the horrifying perspective is a little more forgivable this way.This one
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Look at this. Just look at it. That giant thumb. The lumpy fingers. The huge gaping space that's apparently a clitoris. The hand rubbing that area with even more misshapen fingers. It's attached to a gigantonormous forearm that's bending like a noodle where it should meet the elbow. How are they even doing this. What is perspective. Are they both flat? Did he squash Crystal with a steamroller to get her into that shape? What. How. Why.
I like the detail that went into the Sonichu medallion, though.
Apart from the horribleness that is this image, Chris claimed that he "needed" to draw it to avoid raping Megan.
I really do not know what else to say.
First off, the evil magician known as Wes Iseli, aka Wes-Li Sonichu, is about to cannonball into Sonichu's face, and second, I think the Stone Age remark was a piss poor attempt at humor...
If Wes Iseli has any knowledge of his role in the Sonichu comics, I would love to know what he thought of it.
This is either supposed to be Bugs Bunny, or a Chinese knockoff. Make your own decision.
There's a certain irony to Chris' knockoff Bugs Bunny calling someone else a 'thieving imposter,' no?
Maybe not THE most off-model drawing, but pretty goddamn terrible:
Apparently Sailor Megtune is some kind of homunculus that summons tornadoes with some kind of... floatation device? I know it's supposed to be a guitar, but no, fuck that. That sir is some kind of boogie board. Her hands are like a Frankenstein creation, with her left as big as her face, the other apparently half that size, if not smaller since that one is apparently more in the foreground. Apparently Chris couldn't even bother to at least attempt to make it look like she's even holding a chord, but instead holding it like a cudgel. And although she's built like a fridge, of COURSE her chest is the biggest part of her anatomy.
Bonus points for this essentially being three "panels" (Megtune playing the gitar, Tornado picking up MLW, MLW being thrown into the next galaxy a la Team Roclet) and yet still manages to fuck that up. It's the equivalent of waking up, needing to put on boxers, then your pants, then your shoes, but fucking that up.
Apparently Sailor Megtune is some kind of homunculus that summons tornadoes with some kind of... floatation device? I know it's supposed to be a guitar, but no, fuck that. That sir is some kind of boogie board. Her hands are like a Frankenstein creation, with her left as big as her face, the other apparently half that size, if not smaller since that one is apparently more in the foreground. Apparently Chris couldn't even bother to at least attempt to make it look like she's even holding a chord, but instead holding it like a cudgel. And although she's built like a fridge, of COURSE her chest is the biggest part of her anatomy.
Bonus points for this essentially being three "panels" (Megtune playing the gitar, Tornado picking up MLW, MLW being thrown into the next galaxy a la Team Roclet) and yet still manages to fuck that up. It's the equivalent of waking up, needing to put on boxers, then your pants, then your shoes, but fucking that up.
Her head is tiny. Its like she's a freaking pinhead or something. At least its still a better drawing of Megan than shecameforcwc.jpg... not that that's really saying much, mind you. Pretty much anything is better than crudely drawing yourself fingerbanging your friend. And then uploading it to the internet. And then telling people exactly who its supposed to be. And then claiming that it was the only thing keeping you from raping her...
Proportions, what are those?
You could literally and I do mean literally throw a fucking dart at any Sonichu comic and you would hit something messed up
I don't honestly think there is one single panel in the whole series that does not have something wrong in it. At least in our eyes to Chrissy each panel is a master crafted piece of art that will echo down the ages. You know...cause he drew it and all.
I don't honestly think there is one single panel in the whole series that does not have something wrong in it. At least in our eyes to Chrissy each panel is a master crafted piece of art that will echo down the ages. You know...cause he drew it and all.
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