Sonichu most pointless character in sonichu -

[Trilby]

In order to answer this lets weed a few characters out.

First, any villian. Their point is to be heroically beaten, which the acomplish so even forgettable baddies such as Beel and ScotPalazzo who don't really do much serve their point in the narrative.

Even though both those guys get off a bit lucky for not even getting the worst of it.

What you have left are a few of the most worthless names in the story, but my vote for most pointless goes to Ivy.

Ivy is set up throughout the beggining of issue 9 to be the new big love interest, destined by God himself to be the end of Chris's love quest. The two of them never meet in story. Ivy isn't just pointless, she's a plot hole. If you edited issue 9 and all you did was use the erase tool in MSpaint to remove Ivy and all of her dialogue the story would make more sense then it does now, and I don't believe there is a single other character that's true for.

Tl;dr: Ivy, bitch is a fucking ghost.

True! She was killed off for a good reason!

 

[The Captain]

Christian.

 

[Figuratively Stalin]

Sonichu may be the protagonist (albeit in name only), but he's outclassed by almost every other Sonichu in the comic. Almost everyone but him is dual-type, and all because Chris is too lazy to even rip off existing Pokémon (other than Pikachu/Raichu), so he just takes Sonichu, recolors him and adds another type without removing the Electric. Everyone can use more than 4 different moves in battle for some reason too, so he doesn't even have that. Sonichu is shit compared to almost every other character of his same species. He's like an autistic Eevee, except the superior ones aren't his evolutions, but members of the same species that somehow got another type.

tl;dr: Sonichu is shit because Chris fails at Pokémon

 

[Trilby]

Sonichu may be the protagonist (albeit in name only), but he's outclassed by almost every other Sonichu in the comic. Almost everyone but him is dual-type, and all because Chris is too lazy to even rip off existing Pokémon (other than Pikachu/Raichu), so he just takes Sonichu, recolors him and adds another type without removing the Electric. Everyone can use more than 4 different moves in battle for some reason too, so he doesn't even have that. Sonichu is shit compared to almost every other character of his same species. He's like an autistic Eevee, except the superior ones aren't his evolutions, but members of the same species that somehow got another type.

tl;dr: Sonichu is shit because Chris fails at Pokémon

In all forms! (video game, card game, etc.)

 

[Sedim Entari]

Metal Sonichu.

 

[kkillme8]

My money's on the Asperchu cast, since they show up without any explanation, and contribute nothing, safe for boosting Chris' ego.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Yawning Squirtle, if you don't consider Moon Pals canon.

Barack Obama, because he was just included in the comic because Chris took one of Bob's racist jokes literally.

 

[I Exist]

I would say Sammy.
He adds nothing to the ''''''plot'''''' that I can really see, he only appears for this panel and that one Family Guy sketch Chris did to try and get some of his RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR on Family Guy.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

That said, Sammy does provide us with the most accurate portrayal of Chris in the whole run of Sonichu.

Scotpalazzo is quite epically pointless. He doesn't even confront Sonichu, Chris, or any of the opposition at any point. Just sits in a chair and moans to himself occasionally. The most redundant of all of Chris's references.

I'm tempted to answer Patti-Chan. Okay, she puts up a force field at one point, and she gets roped in to be one of the ten executioners of Alec for no good reason at all, but other than that...nothing. Some people write private poetry to cope with the death of a pet. Some arrange a small, personal burial ceremony. Chris turns a dog into a hideous abomination just so that he can feel good and shoves the result into a comic at least intended to be seen by a wide audience. Get this pointless Grief Dog outta my face.

 

[Trilby]

That said, Sammy does provide us with the most accurate portrayal of Chris in the whole run of Sonichu.

It's just so dead-on!

Scotpalazzo is quite epically pointless. He doesn't even confront Sonichu, Chris, or any of the opposition at any point. Just sits in a chair and moans to himself occasionally. The most redundant of all of Chris's references.

It's a shame given the way he's set up to act like the next boss in line and Chris doesn't even deliver on that. Of course it doesn't help he was based on a Excel Saga character.

I'm tempted to answer Patti-Chan. Okay, she puts up a force field at one point, and she gets roped in to be one of the ten executioners of Alec for no good reason at all, but other than that...nothing. Some people write private poetry to cope with the death of a pet. Some arrange a small, personal burial ceremony. Chris turns a dog into a hideous abomination just so that he can feel good and shoves the result into a comic at least intended to be seen by a wide audience. Get this pointless Grief Dog outta my face.

She really served nothing than to be some secretary's aide.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Oh, and bloody Jiggliami. Another 'imported' cast member, turns up, sings a crap song, implies that she may have been Sonichu's boyfriend when he was just a humble Pikachu, buggers off, never appears again. Well, that was special.

 

[Trilby]

Oh, and bloody Jiggliami. Another 'imported' cast member, turns up, sings a crap song, implies that she may have been Sonichu's boyfriend when he was just a humble Pikachu, buggers off, never appears again. Well, that was special.

Just like Chris! (yes, power level me for that one)

 

[Muscle Bra]

I think it would be more of a challenge to name the characters who aren't pointless.

Hanna -- She gave us the single greatest moment in the Sonichu oeuvre.

MLW -- If it weren't for her evil machinations in the early issues, the comic would just consist of the characters standing around, pairing off, dating, going shopping, etc. All of which would be even more fucking boring than it is now.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

all of them

 

[Antipathy]

Wild's father. He says nothing, does nothing, and is put on a bus and leaves. What happened to him? Does his adopted son even care? Who cares! He was there just to say "and Green Sonichu can cut things."

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Hey, he gave a 'passing-of-the-torch' look to his son...

 

[DatBepisTho]

Probably the children. They're there just for fluff and only to prove that someone bumped uglies.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Probably the children. They're there just for fluff and only to prove that someone bumped uglies.

Really? Robert Sonichu troons out by magic and jizzes all over the carpet. That's pretty funny.

 

[Catmat]

All of them

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I guess I'll go with Vamprosa considering I legitimately don't think she ever actually made an appearance aside from "This will happen one day!"

Runners-Up?

Billy Mays and Blazebob Sonichu