Mothering Forum - Breastfeeding, anti-vaxx, and co-sleeping, oh my!

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Crunchy Leaf

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Most of their new age practices are horribly expensive, plus their insistence of never leaving their kids alone and being unnemployed.

Also they think giving water to your dehydrated kid will kill them or something, and that no matter how poor your diet is your body will magically produce perfect tard cum for your newborn/adolescent child
wait source for the don't give water to dehydrated kids? do they think you should give them gatorade (or the healthy version) instead?
 

Azafran90

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wait source for the don't give water to dehydrated kids? do they think you should give them gatorade (or the healthy version) instead?


they say giving water instead of breast malk is denying them from nutrition, which is an hyperbole on their part:
doctors in desert areas will recommend you to give some water to your newborn in between meals so they wont dehydrate, the crazy says the water will take away space for the milk and that your body magically knows when the baby body needs more water.
 

Piga Dgrifm

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That reminds me of a video I saw a long time ago of a CPS worker (for fuck's sakes...) telling a dad that he couldn't have primary custody because kids should be given juice and soda instead of water since water is "empty calories". I need to find it again, it was a mindfuck.

Anywho, let's see how these great mothers have been doing since the thread last updated. Perhaps they have improved a little by now.
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Oh. No they have not.
 

V0dka

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Wow you guys didn't even mention Leigh Felton yet.

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Any moms out there planning to fuck your kids, AND record it, AND upload it to the internet and the monetize it? You're pretty much fine. Just don't fuck some other Womans husband, otherwise then you get the law on your ass.
 
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Azafran90

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V0dka

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JoshPlz

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In attempt to make them poop, those freaks are apparently putting their children in pressure holds, squeezing them so hard that hemorrhoids start to pop out and almost causing them to have a rectal prolapse.

They are using them like human potato cannons. Except that the projectiles are petrified stone shit from all the vegan hippie food. And the kids are the potatos.

Absolutely horrifying.
 

Trilby

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In attempt to make them poop, those freaks are apparently putting their children in pressure holds, squeezing them so hard that hemorrhoids start to pop out and almost causing them to have a rectal prolapse.

They are using them like human potato cannons. Except that the projectiles are petrified stone shit from all the vegan hippie food. And the kids are the potatos.

Absolutely horrifying.
I never even heard of children having hemerroids before, this is rediculous.
 

Crunchy Leaf

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I am surprised that nobody has posted in the elimination communication forum since last December, because it seems like something that a lot of people would have issues with, but nobody's posted in their pro breast feeding forum recently either. Is there some new even wackier site these people have moved to?

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ds1(4) got in trouble yesterday for peeing in a plant instead of a toilet…the teacher could hardly believe such a thing could exist…peeing in a plant
really, lady?
 
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Piga Dgrifm

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really, lady?
The teacher probably just didn't believe that parents who encourage pissing on potted plants actually exist.

In attempt to make them poop, those freaks are apparently putting their children in pressure holds, squeezing them so hard that hemorrhoids start to pop out and almost causing them to have a rectal prolapse.

They are using them like human potato cannons. Except that the projectiles are petrified stone shit from all the vegan hippie food. And the kids are the potatos.

Absolutely horrifying.
I looked up what the specific "EC hold" is, and apparently this is it, only with a much younger kid:
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In other news, the anti-vax loons on the board have taken to calling vaccinations "phascism" for "pharmacy fascism".
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V0dka

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The teacher probably just didn't believe that parents who encourage pissing on potted plants actually exist.

I looked up what the specific "EC hold" is, and apparently this is it, only with a much younger kid:
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In other news, the anti-vax loons on the board have taken to calling vaccinations "phascism" for "pharmacy fascism".
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These are the types of people that only 20 years ago that were so obsessed with eliminating toxins, their kids ended up developing asthma because they'd never been outside a clean room in their lives.
 

Pukebucket

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The sex while co-sleeping thing is so insidious to me. Much of this reads as covert sexual abuse and grooming behavior.

"Oh well we don't want the baby to watch us having sex but we won't move the crib or fuck out in the hallway or in another room!" Then don't have sex? Why the fuck do you need to screw so badly but won't take the time to ensure your kid won't be in the room when you do it? Hire a babysitter or let the baby stay with your parents for a night.

"Well it's educational! We're teaching our kid about sex!" Your kid can learn about sex without having to watch you do it. There's even materials designed for explaining sex and reproduction to kids in a safe way that doesn't involve them being an unwilling voyeur into your sexual habits.

"Oh it's a baby, it won't remember anyway!" Babies can remember and retain more information than you'd think. Their early formative years are heavily reliant on watching the world and learning through processing visual information. They're learning how to communicate and mimic your social behaviors to learn what is acceptable or not. Kids who see sexual behaviors at an early age are very likely to act them out unknowingly, and that's not good for their social or sexual development once they start interacting with other people.

And this isn't even going into the breastfeeding thing. Women can have breastfeeding kinks also and the fact so many of them are experiencing orgasmic or sexual responses but attribute it to mother moon's spiritual bond between mother and child and not, like, a hormonal imbalance caused by post-pregnancy issues is really nauseating.
 

V0dka

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And this isn't even going into the breastfeeding thing. Women can have breastfeeding kinks also and the fact so many of them are experiencing orgasmic or sexual responses but attribute it to mother moon's spiritual bond between mother and child and not, like, a hormonal imbalance caused by post-pregnancy issues is really nauseating.

Well it looks like it's not going away any time soon.

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Maggots on a Train v2

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Female body woo knows no bounds, and goes completely unchallenged if it's retarded liberal woo instead of retarded conservative woo.

Regarding the "water is babby poison" meme, I think that came from nurses at welfare clinics in the past 25-ish years, but corrupted by retards. Most of their adult clientele have the cognitive abilities of small children, so it's better for nurses to tell them to never ever feed water. Some Buttshart-tier idiots would otherwise happily feed a baby ten bottles of water a day so they don't have to get off their lazy asses.
 

Crunchy Leaf

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The sex while co-sleeping thing is so insidious to me. Much of this reads as covert sexual abuse and grooming behavior.

"Oh well we don't want the baby to watch us having sex but we won't move the crib or fuck out in the hallway or in another room!" Then don't have sex? Why the fuck do you need to screw so badly but won't take the time to ensure your kid won't be in the room when you do it? Hire a babysitter or let the baby stay with your parents for a night.

"Well it's educational! We're teaching our kid about sex!" Your kid can learn about sex without having to watch you do it. There's even materials designed for explaining sex and reproduction to kids in a safe way that doesn't involve them being an unwilling voyeur into your sexual habits.

"Oh it's a baby, it won't remember anyway!" Babies can remember and retain more information than you'd think. Their early formative years are heavily reliant on watching the world and learning through processing visual information. They're learning how to communicate and mimic your social behaviors to learn what is acceptable or not. Kids who see sexual behaviors at an early age are very likely to act them out unknowingly, and that's not good for their social or sexual development once they start interacting with other people.

And this isn't even going into the breastfeeding thing. Women can have breastfeeding kinks also and the fact so many of them are experiencing orgasmic or sexual responses but attribute it to mother moon's spiritual bond between mother and child and not, like, a hormonal imbalance caused by post-pregnancy issues is really nauseating.
I bet these people say 'well everyone in the Middle Ages had sex in the same bed as their kids!' and then turn around and judge anyone who makes their kids go to a Catholic church.

Extended co-sleeping seems like a great way to ruin a couple's sex life. Especially since the husband often gets kicked into the guest bedroom.
 

tampax pearl

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I feel like every time that happens to a child, they're like "screw this, when I grow up, I'm not gonna' have children!" and have decades of repressed memories from the sex he/she has seen.
power level here, but my mom probably lurked on these forums. Had me sleep on the floor of my room so she could fuck her boyfriend on my bed when I was 7 or so. I almost threw a chair at her because of it. These mothers traumatize their kids.
 

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