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Geoff Thew is a milquetoast anime YouTuber who's best known for making Crunchyroll promotional videos with a bonus anime analysis pinned at the very end and completely ravaging the jimmies of his beloved anime watching audience. His videos are so bland and uninteresting (beyond the ones where he's making a complete ass of himself) that what really makes Geoff Thew worth paying attention to is his inability to handle criticism, his comically SJW-tier opinions, and his unhealthy obsession with American politics despite being a Canadian.
For a while, Geoff was actually considered a welcome edition to the slowly growing 2015 YouTube landscape of autistic anime analyzing, finding himself a niche in picking over minute details in anime openings (glorified music videos) and assigning "meaning" to everything from camera angles to a toenail clipping scene. Along with currently working for Serious Game Ponderer Matthew Patrick of the prestigious "The Game Theorists" channel, Geoff has also previously been employed by Channel Awesome on their now disbanded Blistered Thumbs.
Geoff is so infamous for shilling Crunchyroll (and their projects) that it's treated like a meme at this point, with Crunchyroll tweeting specifically at Geoff.
Crunchyroll also points out something pretty interesting about Geoff's channel. If you go to his upload tab and check on his video's listed from most to least popular, you'll notice that the first three video's on the list are about Sword Art Online (paired with the fourth being a video talking about a Brazilian YouTuber who ripped off Geoff's content for money, the fifth about the meme potato chip scene from death note, and the sixth being yet another SAO video).
Geoff has also received flack about his lackluster analysis of the David Cage game Detroit: Become Human, using the game's questions about what it means to be human and what exactly that is to draw the brilliant comparison to the autonomous un-emotional robots to the "minority" population of America and uses it to exert his liberal "Fuck Drumpf" viewpoint on the voting populace of a country he doesn't even live in.
However, if you take a look at his twitter, you'll find that this isn't surprising in the least. His twitter feed consists of your typical anti-Trump rhetoric, and Geoff perfectly encompasses the smug superiority of a millennial liberal almost artistically in tweet form.
This tweet, interestingly enough was in response to one of his fans stating they will be unfollowing because Geoff is an anime YouTuber and not a political commentator, to which he replies that this is not politics, this is science.
Note that the Twitter thread started with this.
Geoff also likes to call himself the Anime Pope.
I can't really argue with this, considering that he's good friends with Digibro (another anime YouTuber with his own thread), an admitted lolicon and gore-fetishist whom he worked on a podcast with briefly.
However, the latest edition in the Geoff Thew Twitter Shitstorm is in reaction to the new anime airing called Goblin Slayer, a dark fantasy that is known for it's grotesque portrayal of rape. However, despite Geoff Thew being the supposed anime Pope who is completely fine with loli bait, he didn't take too kindly to a realistic take on sexual assault.
With this tweet, Geoff ultimately was able to piss off the majority of his audience while simultaneously praising Berserk as a masterpiece of dark fiction despite it having more rape than Goblin Slayer, and in all sorts of contexts including drug-induced orgies and demon horses making sexual advances to virgin paladin's who get wet by burning people. That isn't edgy in the slightest.
In fact, when resident anime YouTuber TheAnimeMan made his own response to the controversy by stating that it is a work of fiction that handles any dark subject matter it has with respect and the only reason everybody is scrambling to talk about it now is because it's the hot topic of the week, to which Geoff states he's "disappointed".
In addition to all of this, another point of contention for Geoff Thew is his girlfriend, Tenleid.
Tenleid is a Patreon thot who is very obviously using Geoff's massive fanbase to boost her Patreon numbers, in which she has multiple patreon tiers going all the way up to $100 for a "personalized" nude photo-shoot, but you can get standard nudes for as little as $40.
This would usually be pretty funny and embarrassing, if it weren't for the fact that Geoff is perfectly okay with it, if not openly encouraging it.
In smaller news, Geoff committed the ultimate sin of pissing off the JoJo fanbase of all thing, and that's created a hell-storm of it's own in combination with the Goblin Slayer event.
Geoff's LinkedIn: https://ca.linkedin.com/in/g0ffthew (archive: http://archive.md/0Waiz)
Geoff's Current YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBs2Y3i14e1NWQxOGliatmg (archive: http://archive.md/mq52d )
Geoff's Old YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEqI_q1fBOcpRsl0Huuky9w (archive: http://archive.md/8mcNF )
Geoff's Twitter: https://twitter.com/G0ffThew (archive: http://archive.md/oAS04 )

For a while, Geoff was actually considered a welcome edition to the slowly growing 2015 YouTube landscape of autistic anime analyzing, finding himself a niche in picking over minute details in anime openings (glorified music videos) and assigning "meaning" to everything from camera angles to a toenail clipping scene. Along with currently working for Serious Game Ponderer Matthew Patrick of the prestigious "The Game Theorists" channel, Geoff has also previously been employed by Channel Awesome on their now disbanded Blistered Thumbs.
Geoff is so infamous for shilling Crunchyroll (and their projects) that it's treated like a meme at this point, with Crunchyroll tweeting specifically at Geoff.
Crunchyroll also points out something pretty interesting about Geoff's channel. If you go to his upload tab and check on his video's listed from most to least popular, you'll notice that the first three video's on the list are about Sword Art Online (paired with the fourth being a video talking about a Brazilian YouTuber who ripped off Geoff's content for money, the fifth about the meme potato chip scene from death note, and the sixth being yet another SAO video).
Geoff has also received flack about his lackluster analysis of the David Cage game Detroit: Become Human, using the game's questions about what it means to be human and what exactly that is to draw the brilliant comparison to the autonomous un-emotional robots to the "minority" population of America and uses it to exert his liberal "Fuck Drumpf" viewpoint on the voting populace of a country he doesn't even live in.
However, if you take a look at his twitter, you'll find that this isn't surprising in the least. His twitter feed consists of your typical anti-Trump rhetoric, and Geoff perfectly encompasses the smug superiority of a millennial liberal almost artistically in tweet form.
This tweet, interestingly enough was in response to one of his fans stating they will be unfollowing because Geoff is an anime YouTuber and not a political commentator, to which he replies that this is not politics, this is science.
Note that the Twitter thread started with this.
Geoff also likes to call himself the Anime Pope.
I can't really argue with this, considering that he's good friends with Digibro (another anime YouTuber with his own thread), an admitted lolicon and gore-fetishist whom he worked on a podcast with briefly.
However, the latest edition in the Geoff Thew Twitter Shitstorm is in reaction to the new anime airing called Goblin Slayer, a dark fantasy that is known for it's grotesque portrayal of rape. However, despite Geoff Thew being the supposed anime Pope who is completely fine with loli bait, he didn't take too kindly to a realistic take on sexual assault.
With this tweet, Geoff ultimately was able to piss off the majority of his audience while simultaneously praising Berserk as a masterpiece of dark fiction despite it having more rape than Goblin Slayer, and in all sorts of contexts including drug-induced orgies and demon horses making sexual advances to virgin paladin's who get wet by burning people. That isn't edgy in the slightest.
In fact, when resident anime YouTuber TheAnimeMan made his own response to the controversy by stating that it is a work of fiction that handles any dark subject matter it has with respect and the only reason everybody is scrambling to talk about it now is because it's the hot topic of the week, to which Geoff states he's "disappointed".
In addition to all of this, another point of contention for Geoff Thew is his girlfriend, Tenleid.

Tenleid is a Patreon thot who is very obviously using Geoff's massive fanbase to boost her Patreon numbers, in which she has multiple patreon tiers going all the way up to $100 for a "personalized" nude photo-shoot, but you can get standard nudes for as little as $40.
This would usually be pretty funny and embarrassing, if it weren't for the fact that Geoff is perfectly okay with it, if not openly encouraging it.
In smaller news, Geoff committed the ultimate sin of pissing off the JoJo fanbase of all thing, and that's created a hell-storm of it's own in combination with the Goblin Slayer event.
Geoff's LinkedIn: https://ca.linkedin.com/in/g0ffthew (archive: http://archive.md/0Waiz)
Geoff's Current YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBs2Y3i14e1NWQxOGliatmg (archive: http://archive.md/mq52d )
Geoff's Old YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEqI_q1fBOcpRsl0Huuky9w (archive: http://archive.md/8mcNF )
Geoff's Twitter: https://twitter.com/G0ffThew (archive: http://archive.md/oAS04 )