Mother's Basement / Geoff Thew - Professional Shillbag and eCuckold

Guts

I hate being me.
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Is that so? lol I've never seen it, and I was going to mention Digibro, but truly that's just embarrassing.
And between that and his verbose analyzing of anime openings (can we all agree that that series is as painfully obnoxious as it is autistic?) what does Geoff really have to coast on? His lady of the night he pimps out isn't getting it done, so what now?

Pull out his trump card (no bun intended) and perform the long-awaited henshin into troon, and start a Patreon or GFO surrounding surgery funds?
I have a hunch that Geoff doesn’t give as much of a shit about anime as his online presence would have you believe. Considering he went to school for game design and jumped around Game Journo jobs until suddenly plopping into his mother’s basement to make videos on need memorabilia, I’m sure the general overlap vidya and animu have accentuated his interest for just long enough to establish a place among anitubers if for nothing more than exposure to his certified frosty Life is Strange review.
 

Mr. Sandwiches

Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
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I have a hunch that Geoff doesn’t give as much of a shit about anime as his online presence would have you believe. Considering he went to school for game design and jumped around Game Journo jobs until suddenly plopping into his mother’s basement to make videos on need memorabilia, I’m sure the general overlap vidya and animu have accentuated his interest for just long enough to establish a place among anitubers if for nothing more than exposure to his certified frosty Life is Strange review.
This would explain some of his more blander or straight-up abysmal reviews. Though that may be more a testament to Geoff's ability to critique something than his interest. Regardless, I wouldn't be shocked by the prospect. When you're than opinionated and that thin-skinned, it certainly isn't passion that drives you.
 
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Marco Fucko

Freak a flow and flow fancy free.
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What I mean is that he does funny exceptional stuff good for a laugh, but you can't really troll him into a reaction yet, which is where the term lolcow comes from. He's been on a steady decline for the past few months, but at the moment he's an in progress cow.
I’d say at this point he’s a B (for bitch) tier cow cow bordering on becoming An A (For autist) tier. All he needs is a little push
 

altleftleftleft

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Absolutely, with his legendary inability to accept criticism or disagreement, coupled with his declining financial situation, just one more video of his being widely mocked is probably enough to push him over.
1) His video quality is declining, 2) His patreon money is also declining, 3) He even had to withdraw his e-whoring his girlfriend.

Don't you think the law of momentum has already got this? It's like watching a car that is tailgating hit a sudden stop. Anyone know what caused the decrease in patreon? I remember for a while he was sitting at 2.2k-ish.
 

GJSmith

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Xerxes IX

Remove Kebab is a meme of peace
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He probably believes ethots who say the things they do are empowering because they get horny neet men to cough up so much money. Except they aren't, because in order to be successful they have to cater what horny men want to see and play that pretty straight; nobody's going to rake in the Patreon shekels making nothing but "empowering" feminist porn.
 

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