CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION Mountain Dew CODE RED Alert: Muslims in Massachusets McDonald's -

[Dutchbash]

http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140921/CCOLBARKER/140929962

Jace is definitely off his meds, or he has lost the ability to comprehend articles that are longer than the ""blunts"" he smokes. He thinks some afghani military AWOL on a training mission are muslims who are going to attack McDonalds.

“They didn't report back (to the base),” Sahady said. “There is no indication they pose a threat to the public.”

“They had the freedom to come and go,” Sahady said. “If they were off-duty, they could go to McDonald's or the mall.”

 

[BillRiley]

Spoiler

http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140921/CCOLBARKER/140929962

Jace is definitely off his meds, or he has lost the ability to comprehend articles that are longer than the ""blunts"" he smokes. He thinks some afghani military AWOL on a training mission are muslims who are going to attack McDonalds.

No doubt he'd personally be searching every McDonald's in Massachusetts for mooslim sandrags if terrormommy hadn't grounded him.

Also, is a 'Mtn Dew Code Red Alert' more urgent than a Dorito's Jacked Flavor Alert? I can never keep these terror warnings sorted.

 

[DeagleDad420]

Starting a new thread for this because it's apparently still ongoing.

So Tyce is really coherent in these tweets. This leads me to believe the following things:

1. Colby is with Tyce and Colby is helping him spell or writing the tweets for him.
2. Tyce and Colby actually went to McDonald's, because they have actual fucking photos to prove it and we all know that Jace would be able to instantly identify every single McDonald's in Massachusetts so it's not like they could fake them.

 

[KingofManga420]

Is nothing sacred? Can a man not make a drug deal without having to look at possible Muslims at MCDONALD'S? Glenn Beck was right, America is deader than gamers.

 

[DeagleDad420]

 

[Thetan]

...bless your burger.

 

[EI 903]

So Tyce is really coherent in these tweets. This leads me to believe the following things:

1. Colby is with Tyce and Colby is helping him spell or writing the tweets for him.
2. Tyce and Colby actually went to McDonald's, because they have actual fucking photos to prove it and we all know that Jace would be able to instantly identify every single McDonald's in Massachusetts so it's not like they could fake them.

Tyce has had decently-spelled tweets in the past. It may just be that he's a little better at typing when he's not high.

 

[A-Stump]

How about I bless your wife with my white Christian dick

Haha he's getting pretty mouthy over there. He must be truly spooked

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/found-missing-afghan-soldiers-caught-trying-enter-canada-n208866

The three Afghan army officers were apparently trying to apply for asylum in Canada.

Of course Jace will think this is propaganda and believe whatever he sees on some conspiracy website.

 

[Gothicserpent]

Jace's insane racism will never cease to amaze me.

 

[Arctic]

I love how he takes the Richard guy completely seriously after the obviously satirical comment.

 

[Jackie Chin]

Saw a report about there being afghan soldiers in mass. on the news today. Was totally waiting for Jace to do something.

 

[gettar]

My favorite part is repeatedly tagging @McDonalds in their insane discussion. I hope the McDonalds social media people read the tweets they get.

 

[Hyperion]

I was hoping he'd see this story.

My money was on these soldiers getting drunk and passing out at a strip club but asylum in Canada is a likely story as well.

 

[Konstantinos]

Wait, so why does he think the missing soldiers are going to show up at a McDonalds? That one quote said they like going there but Jace thinks they're going to go attack the establishments. Wouldn't a hypothetical terrorist want to attack a place that's important, like a government building or something?

 

[JON CENA]

Wait, so why does he think the missing soldiers are going to show up at a McDonalds? That one quote said they like going there but Jace thinks they're going to go attack the establishments. Wouldn't a hypothetical terrorist want to attack a place that's important, like a government building or something?

Classic warfare, dude. Cut off the supply lines. Just think, what would happen if the american troops couldn't get supplied with burgers?

 

[WachtAmWeb]

Jesus fuck, Commander Stryker is tripping hard.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

Jesus fuck, Commander Stryker is tripping hard.

I'm beginning to think either Jace is on adderal again or he's not taking his medicine. Possibly both.

Also Trial of Parkourdude91 2: Electric Marine when?

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

This Mom Saga just keeps getting better and better. I seriously hope this ends climatically (in a Suburban Warfare kind of way).

 

[The Dude]

I'm beginning to think either Jace is on adderal again or he's not taking his medicine. Possibly both.

Also Trial of Parkourdude91 2: Electric Marine when?

On his stream last night he was tweaking pretty hard. Like Dennis Hopper on coke hard.