Mountain Dew -

JosephStalin

Vozhd
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I liked Mountain Dew when it first came to my area in 1964. Haven't had one in ages. These days drink RC Cola, A&W Root Beer, 7-Up, and Sunkist orange soda. But I rarely drink a full can of any soda any more.
 

WeeMars

Fragile, she doesn't see her beauty.
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Mountain Dew annihilates sperm cells and gives your semen very low viscosity. The lower the viscosity, the easier something is to stir and mix when you put it in something else. I only drink Mountain Dew because Fanta is my favorite drink, I don't wanna waste my time stirring that shit for like 5 minutes thank you very much.
 

Trilby

Sorry, but not sorry!
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Lately I've been after their "Cyclone Citrus Punch" flavor as a nearby gas/food mart offers it. It's a pretty decent taste.
 

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