Feedback Move random.txts that reference Kiwi to a separate bar. Also, something about a serious thread. -

[Mud]

I think you should separate them because they take up a bit too many of the spots, and thus is more like a kiwireviews.txt got shoehorned into the random.

I don't know if 2 bars is a problem for you guys, though.

Also being genuinely serious, can you have a rule thread that tells people thinking of w33ning about how to stop oneself from being interested in the idea or tempted to w3en? It will be a nice addendum to your thread about not scamming or causing severe emotional pain to C.

(I like to think my unsent crazy ideas or neat suggestions and unsolicited advice would be appreciated by C, but he would never care about the mail and contempt me all the same.)

 

[Clown Doll]

Also being genuinely serious, can you have a rule thread that tells people thinking of w33ning about how to stop oneself from being interested in the idea or tempted to w3en? It will be a nice addendum to your thread about not scamming or causing severe emotional pain to C..

It will be a nice addendum to your thread about not scamming or causing severe emotional pain to C.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/read-this-if-youre-planning-to-troll-chris.1674/
Do you mean this thread?

Because Pardew's post really says everything that needs to be said :

(This one is from the Yuku and Forumer and posted by Champthom, but I changed some parts)

Recently, there seems to be a lot of pointless Chris stuff (such as the Batman Call and the Facebook White Knight group) because people are desperate for content about Chris, so I decided to post here: If you want to troll Chris, PLEASE DON'T.

First of all, Chris trolling is tightly controlled. Some people do fucked up things, like they'll try to dox people so that they can gain Chris' trust and that's not how you do shit. Sometimes, Chris decides to listen to a white knight. Trolling also doesn't work when you have 10 different people claiming to be Alec Benson Leary or Megan or someone like that. (It happened before according to Champthom) The people who do troll Chris are very paranoid about outsiders for the right reasons, and they're not going to let any random idiot who thinks they can troll Chris. Those involved in Chris trolling are under a lot of control and there needs to be a level of trust in order to have that control. PandaHalo is still sitting on chatlogs of her and Chris playing house and that wouldn't have happened if there was better control over trolls back then.

Secondly, your trolling idea will most likely suck. Odds are all you've done is take something that's already been done and do it slightly different. Really, odds are it's something really stupid. You think it's original? Odds are someone has thought about it sometime, somewhere. Hell, maybe it's something those who have trolled Chris before have tried. But trolling plans, on average, are pretty stupid. Of course, you might say, "BUT MINE'S DIFFERENT AND I THOUGHT REALLY LONG AND HARD AND HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT!!!1ONE". Here's the thing: Plans with Chris fails. It used to be that those who trolled Chris would have, they'd be like "Okay, we do X, Chris will do Y, then we do Z..." Turns out that doesn't work now. Remember when the medallions are destroyed? At that time, the trolls thought that he'd be emotionally crushed or he'd tard rage like nothing before. But nope, that doesn't happen.



Chris is predictably unpredictable. The good trolls now are able to improvise and really just go off a rough outline of things, or they'll just tell Chris what to do, like with Jackie, and let him fill in the details.

Thirdly, so what if you're really dedicated to trolling Chris? The best way is to do something that entertains others. Liquid Chris wasn't part of PVCC and he certainly wasn't a master troll. He was a guy who did funny parodies of Chris videos and that's what got the trolls' attention. Same with Alec Benson Leary (a.k.a. the creator of Asperchu) - the trolls loved his satire of the Sonichu comics and that's how he got in. If you thought that Asperchu was just about pissing Chris off, you're missing the point. I mean, you could just do it, that is just try and troll Chris without telling the world your master plan, but odds are, like most renegade troll ideas, your idea is to get trust by insisting you monopolize Chris and people generally don't share the results of their efforts. Even if you do get through to Chris (he's now often on Facebook and Twitter now), there's a good chance that he won't listen or he won't listen or he just won't care. He gets a lot of trolling junk in the mail and on his phone and stuff, he's learned to not respond it. And even if you did get a response, chances say that you might get owned by Chris or someone else. And that would be embarrassing. You would entertain others, but certainly not the way you want to.

Other than that, we have the Chris forum guidelines up which discourage trolling plans.

 

[Mud]

No, I mean the "burned docs" thread.

 

[Null]

I think you should separate them because they take up a bit too many of the spots, and thus is more like a kiwireviews.txt got shoehorned into the random.

It's supposed to be like a rotating subtitle, so those are the most fitting ones.

 

[HG 400]

Also being genuinely serious, can you have a rule thread that tells people thinking of w33ning about how to stop oneself from being interested in the idea or tempted to w3en? It will be a nice addendum to your thread about not scamming or causing severe emotional pain to C.

(I like to think my unsent crazy ideas or neat suggestions and unsolicited advice would be appreciated by C, but he would never care about the mail and contempt me all the same.)

We all contempt you now.

 

[Mud]

It's supposed to be like a rotating subtitle, so those are the most fitting ones.

I'm aware it's supposed to be a rotating subtitle, but I when I posted this thread, I felt that it seemed narcissistic (I am not sure whether also a narcissist, so don't take it personally) that more and more quotes about yourself appeared in a subtitle than it used to.

Maybe that's just me.

 

[Mud]

We all contempt you now.

Makes sense.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

its fine the way it is

 

[Null]

I'm aware it's supposed to be a rotating subtitle, but I when I posted this thread, I felt that it seemed narcissistic (I am not sure whether also a narcissist, so don't take it personally) that more and more quotes about yourself appeared in a subtitle than it used to.

Maybe that's just me.

I don't add any quotes about myself unless someone else suggests it. There's a few of them, probably 5 or fewer. Happily, most of them (now) are about the KF.

 

[Mud]

I don't add any quotes about myself unless someone else suggests it. There's a few of them, probably 5 or fewer. Happily, most of them (now) are about the KF.

No, uh, by "yourself", I actually kinda meant the KF. Maybe I was a bit confusing.

I had intended to suggest what if Kiwi had 2 rotating subtitle bars, one for the Farms, and below it, the other for random quotations and stuff?

I know that this is not really relevant, but, LibreCAD.

Now C has less excuses not to practice his trade; blueprint-making.

Thanks moderators for allowing me to post this barely on-topic thread revival.

I know that this is not really relevant, but, LibreCAD.

Now C has less excuses not to practice his trade; blueprint-making.

Better yet, we have some for the iPhone (given that I am not convinced he owns a functioning computer):

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/autocad-360/id393149734?mt=8

It is the True AutoCAD version made by Autodesk, also free DL, with IAPs.

I am not sure if I should call in the friends to recommend this to him.

@VikingBoyBilly

Is it possible for you to just gently suggest this for your friend? If he makes a nice showcase of house designs, I suspect that there will be less of a problem when the mom of the house does an Elvis. I hope hr will be less likely to be homeless or something.

Thanks moderators for allowing me to post this barely on-topic thread revival.

Better yet, we have some for the iPhone (given that I am not convinced he owns a functioning computer):

https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/autocad-360/id393149734?mt=8

It is the True AutoCAD version made by Autodesk, also free DL, with IAPs.

 

[Locksnap]

I am not sure if I should call in the friends to recommend this to him.

@VikingBoyBilly

Is it possible for you to just gently suggest this for your friend? If he makes a nice showcase of house designs, I suspect that there will be less of a problem when the mom of the house does an Elvis. I hope hr will be less likely to be homeless or something.

what the fuck are you talking about

 

[Mud]

It's a reference to "Elvis has left the building". I mean that Barb may die soon.

It's just some idea. I guess it seems like a white knight thing or something.

 

[AnOminous]

It's still fucked up word salad.

 

[Mud]

I understand that the last post probably is word salad.
This idea was all supposed to be about how he thinks employers decide to Google him and subsequently decide not to employ him.

Having some examples of work available to judge is supposed to be a way for them to avoid Googling him.

That may not be the problem anyway.

I guess "white knight stuff" could reasonably be understood as "Internet busybody stuff".

I would understand if you want to lock the thread.