Movie Night: France Must Die -

[bearycool]

France is the ultimate terrorist cuck-- with Gandi being the leading cuckold.

Therefore, I think it is the most wisest thing to watch movies of either France being totally fucked in the ass, or french films that are just absolute shit, and represent the humiliation that they bring their country.

The baguette must crumble!

All suggestions are welcomed, and highly sought after, so please don't be shy to post your suggestions.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

>France being totally fucked in the ass

Queen Margot (although it's mostly French people doing harmful things to one another)
and
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jump_into_Hell

>french films that are just absolute shit

Anything with Louis de Funes, always hated that overrated cunt.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Movies that depict Paris getting destroyed:

• Team America (at the beginning)
  
• Armageddon (toward the middle)
  
• Edge of Tomorrow (at the very end, although most of the movie involves aliens decimating the rest of France)
  
• Probably a bunch of other ones.

Two of those are actually pretty good, and the other one has that Aerosmith song.

 

[geodestro]

Well, there's always The Cars that Ate Paris!

Spoiler: Trailer

 

[LiveFromNS]

The Day of the Jackal, 1973, is a good movie with french storyline.

 

[Tin]

I remember this awful dollar store kids cartoon i watched as a kid called 'Alice of Wonderland in Paris'. Its shit, and its on youtube.

 

[Super Collie]

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Spoiler: Actual spoiler

The antagonist aliens are French. "Stinky pits and all, baby!"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I second Team America and Kung Pow

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

We can watch Ubu Roi. It's this French avant garde pretentious play from the late 19th century. The first scene is literally a clown eating shit while yelling "SHITTA!" It apparently caused riots when it first premiered. There's a film version from the 60s somewhere on Youtube.

Showgirls and Highlander 2 are technically French. Maybe we should also take a look at some of the other French movies on this list. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

Independence Day (I think Paris gets blown up)
Les Mis?

uhhhh

1 Night in Paris

Bonus:
(for some reason there's an Independence Day wiki and it's pretty autistic: http://independenceday.wikia.com/wiki/Eiffel_Tower)

 

[bearycool]

excellent ideas! I'll intergrate them when I can.

For now, here is this:

DIE FRENCH FRY!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The French connection 2 is set in France and has a surly America detective dealing with the French folk.

Also American werewolf in Paris

 

[CWCissey]

Betty Blue shows that all sexy French women are mentally ill.

Could also watch Iron Sky.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I remember this awful dollar store kids cartoon i watched as a kid called 'Alice of Wonderland in Paris'. Its shit, and its on youtube.

Seconded, I don't like Gene Deitch.

What about Martyrs? http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1029234/ It's not a bad movie but it does have French people getting tortured and shooting themselves.

 

[Ido]

Discopath is half English and half French, I don't know if it counts because it's from Canada and that's mostly where it takes place, but the director is a French Canadian from Montreal or some shit, same thing really. Either way "French" people die.

Spoiler: trailer

 

[Golly]

Madeline: Lost in Paris
Madeline is lured and trapped in a lace-making child slavery ring. The focus of this movie is clearly the suffering of french children.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom.

 

[millais]

Waterloo (1970). Movie about Frenchies getting militarily humiliated by British, Dutch, and Prussians.
Dien Bien Phu (1992). Movie about Frenchies getting militarily humiliated by Vietnamese.
Battle of Algiers (1965). Movie about Frenchies getting politically and terroristically humiliated by Islams.
L'armee du crime (2009). Movie about French Resistance getting barbarously humiliated by Nazis.
Lacombe Lucien (1974). Ditto.
Casablanca. Movie about ineffectual French colonial authorities being cucked hard by Humphrey Bogart

 

[Red_Rager]

Outside the Law, the film portays the French rather unfavorably
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outside_the_Law_(2010_film)
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/03/movies/03outside.html?_r=0

Robin Hood
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/14/movies/14robin.html

The anti-French animus of “Robin Hood” is amusingly over the top — the French monarch is first glimpsed slurping oysters — but also perhaps a little anachronistic, belonging less to 1200 than to 2003, the height of the Freedom Fries era. But somebody has to be the villain, and “Robin Hood” has a pretty good one in Godfrey (Mark Strong), a two-faced courtier whose diabolical scheme is to foment civil war between John and the northern nobles so that the French can conquer England all over again, just as they did in 1066.

http://miquelon.org/tag/anti-french/

You guys might want to check this book out sometime, 1,000 Years of Annoying the French
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Years-Annoying-French-Stephen-Clarke/dp/0552779938
God bless the UK

 

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Dunno if we can get ahold of it, but maybe Bloody Mallory. It was supposed to be the French equivalent of Resident Evil (the shitty movies) meets Buffy and... well, just look at this mess...

Also, while only the audio mixing was in France, Silent Hill Revelation is a fucking wreck of movie... and it's always fun to rile up Silent Hill fans...

Orrrrr if that's all to vague, then how about a deservedly forgotten late-90s horror movie/ sequel called "An American Werewolf in Paris"