Movie Night: Uwe Boll Movies-- AKA, horseshit palooza -

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NOTE: we invite everyone from cuck manhood academy 101 to enjoy movie night with us

Movie night will take place at: lolcow.tv/r/Autism on Friday, 7PM EST, and Sunday Jan 10th (tonight), 9PM EST.
TeamSpeak chat is: lolcow.chat, no password

Hello faggots,

As good movies aren't anyone's taste, it's time to go back to our roots: movies so bad that they are good. And what better place to go to do that than the Lord of shit movies himself: Uwe Boll.

This fucking director could be considered a lolcow in his own right-- Daddy Derek has nothing on him, and he is up there with Tommy Wiseau. You have probably heard his name at least referenced somewhere-- the man is pretty infamous for fucking up anything he touches.

Therefore, we find it important to show you a picture and a video of the man:

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I think it would be a sin not to watch all the highlights of his most shitastic flicks: Postal, Bloodrayne, Watch House, In the Name of the Kind, and Alone in the Dark 1 and 2. Some suggestions for other Uwe Boll movies and any of his antics are appreciated. Also, any intermission commercials between movies are welcomed as well-- but please make sure they're less than 6 minutes.

And as always, enjoy the autism~

 

[Cuck Norris]

Blackwoods, House of the Dead, and Postal are the only movies of his worth watching, in order from hilariously awful to awfully hilarious.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyone who kicked Lowtax's ass isn't a lolcow.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Anyone who kicked Lowtax's ass isn't a lolcow.

He's a trollcow. Everyone is laughing at him but he beats lowtax's ass and still got paid even if his movies are shit.
Also he did a great job with postal, he should just make a retarded movie about himself and fill it with tits and midgets and have like 5 gags about beating the shit out of internet speds.

 

[Handsome Pete]

Boll cast himself as Hitler in Blubberella, and I'm sure it's a dignified and historically accurate performance which deserves our attention.

 

[SOINCHU]

Its like my dream come true. Seriously, gotta watch Bloodrayne: The Third Reich and the In the Name of the King (Dungeon Siege) movies too, they're actually pretty watchable.

Though if you want funny-bad you GOTTA watch his House of the Dead.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I think it would be a sin not to watch all the highlights of his most shitastic flicks: Postal, Bloodrayne, Watch House, In the Name of the Kind, and Alone in the Dark 1 and 2. Some suggestions for other Uwe Boll movies and any of his antics are appreciated. Also, any intermission commercials between movies are welcomed as well-- but please make sure they're less than 6 minutes.

And as always, enjoy the autism~

Postal, as far as I'm concerned, is his attempt at making fun of himself. It's bad but it's not House of the Dead, Bloodrayne or Alone in the Dark bad.

 

[bearycool]

Guys, for those of you who can't see these movies on friday for some reason, I will present these movies tonight on sunday at 9 PM EST.

The Friday schedule is still going to happen-- this is just for those who can't do friday.

 

[bearycool]

Also, for the future, I will now host the movies on Friday AND Sunday at the same times: 7 PM EST. Both nights will play the same movies-- they're just on different dates. This is to accommodate people who can't do Fridays.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

Has Manhood Academy 101 RSVPd yet?

 

[bearycool]

Has Manhood Academy 101 RSVPd yet?

they'll probably just show up out of the blue and start spamming their nonsense.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

You should definitely watch Postal movie in honor of Deagle Nation. WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE'RE KILLING ALL THE ISLAMS