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Uzumaki

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is brilliant, especially from the second season onward. There hasn't been a TV farce this tight since Arrested Development (the resurrection of which features prominently in my new religion). While we're on the subject, the greatest sketch show ever is actually Mr. Show, which I find much more consistent than Monty Python, if less groundbreaking (but after the Pythons there wasn't a lot of unbroken sketch ground anyway).

Now that Breaking Bad has reached it's amazing conclusion, my go-to crime show is Sons of Anarchy. It gets iffy in the middle but the early stuff and the current season has been very good, and frankly I hate everything so I take what I can get.

Kamen Rider Black brought up Kamen Rider, so I feel I have to point out that Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger is the best Super Sentai series ever, and probably the best Tokusatsu show in general.

While I'm in weaboo mode: the TV series of One Piece, while still full of filler and generally inferior to the comic, is still one of the most brilliant things ever put to screen. It's really hard to describe One Piece to someone unfamiliar with it, because in many ways it's a typical Shonen Manga. But I see this as sort of to the credit of the writer. He was able to make something so amazing out of a typical Shonen Manga. It's like a nuclear reactor made of legos; you have to look closely to realize that it's not just a stupid children's toy, but actually all the more impressive for having been made out of one. Anyway One Piece is about pirates and freedom and dreams, and the creator Eichiro Oda is the master of rising action and doing melodrama in such a way that you're still invested.

Personally I'd read the first chapter of the manga before attempting to watch the series. The people who made the show, in general, don't know what they're doing and are at their best when they closely mimic the comics. The first episode skips the events of the main character's childhood which are what make you care about the first stretch of events long enough to get to the point where things get interesting. Actually if you're going to watch the show rather than read the manga you're probably better off starting at episode 30, watching that story arc, and then going back and watching the earlier stuff if your interest has been piqued.

You know what? Just read the manga. Less people between you and Oda.

The Korean movie Old Boy is awesome, but anything else pertaining to it (including the original comic) is garbage.

Farscape was a show about being weird for it's own sake with movie-budget special effects and Jim Henson's creature shop doing the alien effects. It's very much like modern Doctor Who without being so damn smug about it and without the legacy of Russel T. Davies poisoning everything they do (I don't care that he brought back the show, he's a terrible awful writer who ends all of his series finales by having someone literally become a god via technology and Deus Ex Machina everything. He's also the reason why Every. Single. Monster. now does the Dalek's jingoism shtick.) The guy who replaced him was the best writer on the show though, so hopefully one day they'll be able to escape the shadow of bad choices he has cast on the program.

Pushing Daisies was basically the spiritual successor of Dead Like Me and Wonderfalls, or rather it was the apotheosis of those shows. If you only watch one series in the Bryan Fuller magical realism family, it should be Pushing Daisies. It's like a living cartoon. It you want to see a completely new world built out of cinematography, costume and set design this is the show to watch.

Also all the boring answers: The Sopranos, the Wire, blah blah, inarguable masterpieces of character study and theme, respectively.
 

Goddessoftheshire

I'm so very pretty!
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I think American Horror Story is pretty good my favorite being the Murder House season, but that is because my love Dylan McDermott was in that season. Coven is pretty good so far and you never go wrong with Kathy Bates or Jessica Lange. Criminal Minds is really good now that they got rid of Mandy Patinkin as he had become so emo by his last season that I was glad he left the show.
 

Vodka's My BFF

I'm not dead. I drift in and out.
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I'd have to recommend Hit & Miss with Chloe Sevigny. Basically, she plays a pre-op transsexual woman who works as a hit-man who finds out that her ex-girlfriend died of cancer, that she fathered a son and the ex has named her their guardian in her will. Going to the address given, she meets her son and his three siblings. She continues doing her job and tries to figure out the new parental role she's been thrust into. There's only six episodes.

Then I would say Damages starring Glenn Close as attorney Patty Hewes and Rose Byrne as Ellen Parsons. It's a legal drama/psychological thriller something akin to The Closer/Major Crimes (kind of, sort of, they're both great though,) but the plot twists and red herrings will keep you watching. Each season starts off with Hewes taking on a class-action suit against some individual or corporation, how it effects the lives of those involved and Hewes' less-than-ethical (and often illegal) ways to win the case.

As for a movie, I can't believe no one has brought up Clue! Opinions vary on this one, but I love it! Leslie Ann Warren, Martin Mull, Madeline Kahn, Michael McKean, Tim Curry, Christopher Lloyd and Eileen Brennan make up the cast of the board game. Hilarity ensues. It's older and quirky, but that's what makes it great.
Clue-Cast.jpg
 

Uzumaki

Black Iron General of the Evil Army Shadow Line
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Then I would say Damages starring Glenn Close as attorney Patty Hewes and Rose Byrne as Ellen Parsons. It's a legal drama/psychological thriller something akin to The Closer/Major Crimes (kind of, sort of, they're both great though,) but the plot twists and red herrings will keep you watching. Each season starts off with Hewes taking on a class-action suit against some individual or corporation, how it effects the lives of those involved and Hewes' less-than-ethical (and often illegal) ways to win the case.

I second this one, Damages is amazing. There is no show that is better at creating believable (if not always sympathetic) villains, or acknowledging moral gray areas without getting all contrived than this one. The show is also willing to take artistic risks that pay off, like the way they slowly reveal an out-of-context scene from the last episode over the course of the entire season without tipping their hand too much. I would put Damages in the same category as a the HBO cannon like the Sopranos or the Wire. It's easily the best of the FX "We can be HBO too" shows.
 

Ja'mie

Stay cool and be somebody's fool this year
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Goddessoftheshire said:
I think American Horror Story is pretty good my favorite being the Murder House season, but that is because my love Dylan McDermott was in that season. Coven is pretty good so far and you never go wrong with Kathy Bates or Jessica Lange. Criminal Minds is really good now that they got rid of Mandy Patinkin as he had become so emo by his last season that I was glad he left the show.

Fuck yeah American Horror Story! I'm kinda torn between crysterbating Dylan McDermott and Bloodyface Dylan McDermott. Haunted House was good, Asylum was better, and Coven is just mind-blowing. What else can be said about a show where Gadbourey Sidbey propositioning a Minotaur wasn't the most disturbing thing in an episode?

On a less twisted note, you need to watch The Most Popular Girls in School. [youtube]STtD96doeo[/youtube]
 

Goddessoftheshire

I'm so very pretty!
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Ja'mie said:
Goddessoftheshire said:
I think American Horror Story is pretty good my favorite being the Murder House season, but that is because my love Dylan McDermott was in that season. Coven is pretty good so far and you never go wrong with Kathy Bates or Jessica Lange. Criminal Minds is really good now that they got rid of Mandy Patinkin as he had become so emo by his last season that I was glad he left the show.

Fuck yeah American Horror Story! I'm kinda torn between crysterbating Dylan McDermott and Bloodyface Dylan McDermott. Haunted House was good, Asylum was better, and Coven is just mind-blowing. What else can be said about a show where Gadbourey Sidbey propositioning a Minotaur wasn't the most disturbing thing in an episode?

On a less twisted note, you need to watch The Most Popular Girls in School. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STtD96doeo

The Minotaur scene was just wrong although the scene from last week when the crazy religious lady gave her adult son a Clorox enema was soooo wrong. I have found Spaulding to be disturbing especially when he kept Madison's corpse in the attic with him, and lets not forget his dolls he would have tea parties with.
 

Picklepower

This isnt even my final form
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Vodka's My BFF said:
I'd have to recommend Hit & Miss with Chloe Sevigny. Basically, she plays a pre-op transsexual woman who works as a hit-man who finds out that her ex-girlfriend died of cancer, that she fathered a son and the ex has named her their guardian in her will. Going to the address given, she meets her son and his three siblings. She continues doing her job and tries to figure out the new parental role she's been thrust into. There's only six episodes.

Then I would say Damages starring Glenn Close as attorney Patty Hewes and Rose Byrne as Ellen Parsons. It's a legal drama/psychological thriller something akin to The Closer/Major Crimes (kind of, sort of, they're both great though,) but the plot twists and red herrings will keep you watching. Each season starts off with Hewes taking on a class-action suit against some individual or corporation, how it effects the lives of those involved and Hewes' less-than-ethical (and often illegal) ways to win the case.

As for a movie, I can't believe no one has brought up Clue! Opinions vary on this one, but I love it! Leslie Ann Warren, Martin Mull, Madeline Kahn, Michael McKean, Tim Curry, Christopher Lloyd and Eileen Brennan make up the cast of the board game. Hilarity ensues. It's older and quirky, but that's what makes it great.
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/ ... e-Cast.jpg

I've been meaning to watch that, especially cuz Tim Curry is in it.
 

Ja'mie

Stay cool and be somebody's fool this year
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Goddessoftheshire said:
Ja'mie said:
Goddessoftheshire said:
I think American Horror Story is pretty good my favorite being the Murder House season, but that is because my love Dylan McDermott was in that season. Coven is pretty good so far and you never go wrong with Kathy Bates or Jessica Lange. Criminal Minds is really good now that they got rid of Mandy Patinkin as he had become so emo by his last season that I was glad he left the show.

Fuck yeah American Horror Story! I'm kinda torn between crysterbating Dylan McDermott and Bloodyface Dylan McDermott. Haunted House was good, Asylum was better, and Coven is just mind-blowing. What else can be said about a show where Gadbourey Sidbey propositioning a Minotaur wasn't the most disturbing thing in an episode?

On a less twisted note, you need to watch The Most Popular Girls in School. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STtD96doeo

The Minotaur scene was just wrong although the scene from last week when the crazy religious lady gave her adult son a Clorox enema was soooo wrong. I have found Spaulding to be disturbing especially when he kept Madison's corpse in the attic with him, and lets not forget his dolls he would have tea parties with.

Last night's episode made me spaz for so many reasons.
 

The Hunter

Border Hopping Taco Bender
Retired Staff
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I've been watching Blackadder and Red Dwarf with friends all night, eating cheeseburgers, beef jerky, and potato chips and drinking a wide variety of sodas. It's probably been the best TV watching experience I've had in a while. You guys really need to watch both of these shows, they're amazing.
 

Vodka's My BFF

I'm not dead. I drift in and out.
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spaps said:
Vodka's My BFF said:
Opinions vary on this one
Wait, people didn't like Clue?

Not sure if sarcastic. But yeah, there are people that didn't like Clue. It might have something to do with the theatrical release and the different endings shown at different venues. IDK.

CatParty said:
clue is sooo good. i hate hate hate that they are remaking it

Didn't think you were serious. I knew that they had scrapped a remake a few years back, but after doing a little research found that you were right. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!
 

haina

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Nathan For You is one of the freshest, funniest shows I've seen in a long time. It's basically a parody of reality TV, including Fear Factor, MADE, The Bachelor, and various business improvement shows like Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. It's in the same vein as Tom Green and Borat, but less mean spirited. I highly recommend it, especially to those who love surreal/absurd humour like Black Books, Father Ted, etc., and introverts who feel a bit awkward in social situations (like Nathan).

Clips below.
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bradsternum

Won't Call Anyone
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They're remaking Clue? What the fuck. That enrages me nearly as much as the upcoming sequel/reboot of The Naked Gun, starring that asshole Ed Helms. What the fuck.
 

spaps

I'LL FUCK YOU OFF AT NO COST
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Vodka's My BFF said:
spaps said:
Vodka's My BFF said:
Opinions vary on this one
Wait, people didn't like Clue?

Not sure if sarcastic. But yeah, there are people that didn't like Clue. It might have something to do with the theatrical release and the different endings shown at different venues. IDK.
No, that's not sarcastic at all. I love Clue. I used to watch it all the time.
 

Christory101

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Downton Abbey is great. My older bro got it for me for Christmas. I Thought it would be really Victorian/ boring. Turns out, it is really good!

Game of Thrones is good as well.

As for anime, a friend of mine got me into "Beserk". Its a good trip!
 

Vodka's My BFF

I'm not dead. I drift in and out.
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Christory101 said:
Downton Abbey is great. My older bro got it for me for Christmas. I Thought it would be really Victorian/ boring. Turns out, it is really good!

This is going to make it seem like I've been living under a rock, but what is the general premise of Downton Abbey? I've been wanting to watch it because I've heard amazing things about it, but I'm one of those people that has to start from the beginning.
 

caffeinated_wench

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Frozen.

I know, I know.... The whole "Disney/Animation is for kids" belief....

But it really is a good movie and an adaptation of The Snow Queen. It's beautifully animated and the story is about two sisters, one of which is born with cryokinesis and is terrified of hurting others with it.

Plus, it has Idina Menzel:
[youtube]moSFlvxnbgk[/youtube]

Seriously, give it a chance.

Also, SJWs hate it with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns because they see it as racist (what ISN'T racist to them???) and don't like the fact that it has two female protagonists. They also bitched about it having a similar art style to Tangled, because how dare an animation studio ever have something with a similar art style! (See previous Disney movies to compound stupidity.) That they hate it is a reason, right? ...Right?
 

c-no

Gluttonous Bed Shitter
True & Honest Fan
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caffeinated_wench said:
Frozen.

I know, I know.... The whole "Disney/Animation is for kids" belief....

But it really is a good movie and an adaptation of The Snow Queen. It's beautifully animated and the story is about two sisters, one of which is born with cryokinesis and is terrified of hurting others with it.

Plus, it has Idina Menzel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

Seriously, give it a chance.

Also, SJWs hate it with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns because they see it as racist (what ISN'T racist to them???) and don't like the fact that it has two female protagonists. They also bitched about it having a similar art style to Tangled, because how dare an animation studio ever have something with a similar art style! (See previous Disney movies to compound stupidity.) That they hate it is a reason, right? ...Right?

Only reason I remember why SJW's hate this movie is because they believed the Sami were not white despite other wise
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. If that wasn't the Sami than I must be some product of SJW madness.
 
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