Movies From Your Childhood That You Barely Remember -

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So I went down a weird internet rabbit hole last week.

I have so many memories from my childhood of watching random weird crap, and in my current age, I wasn't even sure those movies I remembered were even real or if I confused it with something else, or I just imagined it and its me falsely remembering stuff from when I was 4 years old.

I've told some people about these films but none of them could confirm (or deny) that these things actually existed.

But I finally decided that the internet, being what it is today, with Google and Youtube, I should be able to find something about these things if they existed, right?

Well, as it turns out, I found them all, and my memories weren't just random fever dreams I was falsely remembering.

The Adventures of Unico

Now this was a case of me misremembering something by combining it with something else. I have vivid memories of watching both this and The Last Unicorn, but somehow, I combined them into the same movie in my mind. Back in college, I rewatched The Last Unicorn with some friends and I was like "Wait...where's the little unicorn with the pink hair and the cat that transforms into a girl" and everybody looked at me like I was crazy. Turns out I was remembering a different movie entirely as Unico was based on some manga and got made into not one, but two freaking films. Adventures of Unico is the one I know I saw. How or when, I can't be sure, but that little pink haired weirdo is an image burned into my skull and I guess it was too weird to be forgotten or to have been made up by me in the first place.

The Dragon That Wasn't (Or Was He?)

God that title hurts to look at, doesn't it? This is one I always had vague memories of, but I assumed it had to be fake. I mean a cartoon bear raising a baby dragon has to have been made up by my young self, right? Well, imagine my surprise that it actually exists, and was a Dutch made animated film. How many of those actually exist?

Fluppy Dogs

Again, I always had weird memories of multi colored talking dogs, but I always kind of wrote it off as me combining things in my head. Pound Puppies and Care Bears were out at the time, so maybe in my warped 4 year old imagination, I combined the two. A green bear and a talking dog are okay on their own, but a green talking dog? That's just too crazy to have been real! But as it turns out, my memory was right about this one too. It appears to have been sort of a pilot for a TV show that never took off. Animation wise, it looks like something that would have fit right at home the Disney Afternoon shows, but with Care Bears and Pound Puppies already established, this just seemed derivative, so I guess I'm not surprised it didn't catch on or get more beyond this TV special.

The Flight of Dragons

Unlike the other three on this list, I definitely knew this one was real. I remember watching it on The Disney Channel ages ago (come to think of it, I might have watched all of these things on the Disney Channel, who knows?). But more than the movie itself, I remember most of all WANTING to watch it because it looked cool. But I forgot the title and I could never find it in video stores or online, and whenever I mentioned it to people, they thought I was talking about the Dungeon and Dragons Animated series. I actually described it as "The Dungeon and Dragons animated movie that's not called Dungeons and Dragons".

The details I remembered were very sketchy. I remember it had dragons in it, I remember there was a wizard dressed in green, I remember the villain was dressed in red, I remembered the the hero "talked him to death" (though I could not for the life of me remember what the context was).

Every so often I'd look online to try and find it, but type "Roleplaying game movies" or "animated movies about dragons" into Google, but I always got very cluttered results.

Finally, I remembered one aspect of the film that kind of led me down the right path. The villain. I remember the villain had "a cool voice". Knowing what I know about voice actors, I went down the filmographies of guys who fit the "cool voice" category. Orson Welles? No. Brock Peters? No. Tony Jay? No. Keith David? No. Ah! What about James Earl Jones? Darth Vader himself! Bingo! The Flight of Dragons is right there in his filmography and I just knew that had to be it, and a few minutes looking at clips of the film on Youtube helped to confirm it for me.

I might actually go back and watch this one in its entirety because it looks pretty rad with its similar animation style to Rankin/Bass Hobbit cartoon.

So does anyone else have these kind of things from their past?

I know I'm getting older and with the internet being what it is for current generations, having things fade from memory only to be rediscovered seems unlikely as the things we watch now will always be at our fingertips. But hey, maybe some of you have had similar experiences.
 

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marry Poppins i know there was a witch who flies and they take medicine and eat sugar but beyond that all i remember is her bottomless handbag
 

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Hmm. Barely remember? Considering I have from time to time checked out stuff from my past, I'd say one of the few remaining movies I haven't revisited and hardly remember might be Flight of the Navigator and perhaps Close Encounters (though I'm not sure I even sat through and saw all of the movie to begin with). There aren't a whole lot of other movies I can think of that I just have no recollection of besides a few Disney movies I haven't seen in forever (Lady and the Tramp I think).
 

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I've never been able to find it, but it was a TV-movie about a family that lives in a woodsy, boonie area. An alien spaceship crashes in the woods behind their house and then begin to terrorize the family in their house. Looking in windows, running on the roof and stuff like that.

It was live action, so I assume they used puppets. I think the movie Signs ripped it off, but this aired sometime in the early-mid 90's. It was either adult or late teen themed, so gave me the spooks.

If someone knows what I'm talking about, it would be awesome to solve this riddle.
 
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Ferngully - I've seen it exactly once. I remember it had faeries, a regular guy gets shrunk down to their size, and a singing smog monster. Can't tell you anything else beyond that.

Rankin Bass version of The Return of the King - I actually still kind of like their version of The Hobbit, and I watched both as a kid. All I remember from their version of RotK is the music. I couldn't tell you how faithful it stayed to the novel or not.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 - I loved the first two movies, but I barely remember watching this. I know I did, but I can't remember a damn thing except they go back to feudal Japan.
 

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The Dragon That Wasn't (Or Was He?)
I had completely forgotten about this movie. I used to watch it all the time.


The only part about this movie that I remembered before I found it on YouTube was when the Mouse and his Child had sunk to the bottom of a lake and found a empty can of dog food that had a label that went on forever. And for a little kid, seeing that was a trip. There's also the part where the rat smashes the Mouse and his Child with a rock out of anger, only to stop after he realized what he had done, and had a look of fear and horror on his face.

Very interesting movie, even for a kids movie.

I've never been able to find it, but it was a TV-movie about a family that lives in a woodsy, boonie area. An alien spaceship crashes in the woods behind their house and then begin to terrorize the family in their house. Looking in windows, running on the roof and stuff like that.
Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County maybe? If you can remember anything else I'll look into it. It sounds a bit familiar.
 

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I've never been able to find it, but it was a TV-movie about a family that lives in a woodsy, boonie area. An alien spaceship crashes in the woods behind their house and then begin to terrorize the family in their house. Looking in windows, running on the roof and stuff like that.

It was live action, so I assume they used puppets. I think the movie Signs ripped it off, but this aired sometime in the early-mid 90's. It was either adult or late teen themed, so gave me the spooks.

If someone knows what I'm talking about, it would be awesome to solve this riddle.
Signs?
 

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I went down a similar rabbit hole three days ago looking for info on this piece of shit. For some reason I had the image of the kid being chased through a warehouse and seeing a statue or something that made him stop and scream at it before he kept running. I really want to watch that part again to understand what the fuck he was screaming at. I need closure (and I really hope I got the right piece of shit film).
 

Immortal Technique

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I had completely forgotten about this movie. I used to watch it all the time.


The only part about this movie that I remembered before I found it on YouTube was when the Mouse and his Child had sunk to the bottom of a lake and found a empty can of dog food that had a label that went on forever. And for a little kid, seeing that was a trip. There's also the part where the rat smashes the Mouse and his Child with a rock out of anger, only to stop after he realized what he had done, and had a look of fear and horror on his face.

Very interesting movie, even for a kids movie.


Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County maybe? If you can remember anything else I'll look into it. It sounds a bit familiar.
You nailed it. Even found a online stream of it to stroll back memory lane. You put a big ol' smile on my face.

I'm watching it right now (https://archive.org/details/LakeCounty)
 

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An anime movie about a boy who teams up with shapeshifting monster people to fight octopus aliens. I think there was a scene that referenced Dragon Ball.

I've been looking for the name for years but no success.
 

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I’m pretty sure my parents had the whole series of these and I’m probably the only kid in history who ever watched them. How did my parents even find them?
 

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When I was really young, I pretended to be asleep while my dad watched Hellraiser. I remember seeing a good bit of it but all I really remember was Pinhead.
 

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I only had one that I actively tried to remember, but couldn't, and it turned out it was something I subconsciously repressed which was a couple of sequential episodes in a children's series. YMS apparently had the exact same feelings about it.
Most of the other movies/shows from my childhood I either completely forgot or otherwise find while randomly surfing through YouTube.
 

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One of the few memories from what would have been my kindergarten year was watching a short filmstrip that I think was about the life cycle of an animated mouse. The only thing I still remember to this day was the mouse watching her babies grow up and leave her over the summer and leaving her alone to curl up and die in a pile of autumn leaves a few months later.

Later, when still a young kid, a new clinic opened in my area and my mom wanted to check it out and took me with her. In the waiting room, there were various activities for kids and a PSA type of video playing in a TV/VCR combination. I'm not sure what it was about, but there was a scene where punky kids were trying to get a dragon to smoke cigarettes. I still remember the dragon looking at them and replying "Nicotene will turn you green!" Sure enough, the kids' faces all turn green and they run off-screen as if they need to throw up.
 

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There's this movie/anime (idk), there was some girl on an island with her grandfather and then they get attacked, I remember watching it but I can't remember what the hell it was.
I had it on a cd but never really found it.
 

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Woah. I had forgotten about The Adventures of Unico until now. Memories.

I had to google "child gangster musical" to find this one, but I know I used to watch Bugsy Malone all the time but now I can't remember what it was really about. I didn't even remember the name. But I remember I loved it.
 

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Inspector Gadget, thank God. I think.

Dragonslayer was a movie I wasn't even sure if it was real for many years because all I remembered from it was the maiden sacrifice beginning.
 

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I saw this thread's title and the first thing I thought of was Unico. I am pleased that it was the first remembered. I distinctly remember two separate stories: one about Katie the Kitty who gets turned into a human girl and is then endangered by a demon that Unico has to fight, and the other about an angry marionette that enslaves a young man named Toby to turn human beings into building blocks for its palace.

Ferngully - I've seen it exactly once. I remember it had faeries, a regular guy gets shrunk down to their size, and a singing smog monster. Can't tell you anything else beyond that.

Ferngully had Tim Curry and Robin Williams as headlining voice actors. Tim Curry was the singing smog monster "the Nexxus" and Williams was a cyborg bat.

Dragonslayer was a movie I wasn't even sure if it was real for many years because all I remembered from it was the maiden sacrifice beginning.

Dragonslayer is confusing to remember as a child because it doesn't follow the expected patterns from a fairy tale. The hero isn't the hero, he doesn't rescue the princess, all that jazz. It does feature Emperor Palpatine as a priest, though. Oh, and there's a topless shot which isn't just gratuitous nudity.
 

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I remember seeing the Raggedy Ann and Andy movie when it was on TV (Back when I was about 5 or so) and it was really a trip:


It was animated by Richard Williams, the animator who did The Thief and the Cobbler and Toontown from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? So the animation is extra fluid and trippy. A real mindfuck to a kid like me who hadn't been exposed to that kind of thing much.

I also remember seeing Rankin Bass' Return of the King when it first came out. (I'm an old muh'fugger.) Rankin Bass animation is weird enough on its own, but when you combine it with a dark story like ROTK, it'll give you nightmares for awhile. The story covers the last leg of Frodo and Sam's journey to Mount Doom and the destruction of the One Ring and the plot has to fudge a bit to include things that weren't properly set up (like Galadriel's Phial.) The backgrounds of Mordor were amazing though. (The animation was done by Topcraft, the Japanese studio that later became Studio Ghibli. ) When I properly read the books years later, the image of Mordor that came to my imagination was the one I had seen in Rankin/Bass's ROTK. I really don't think I would have visualized that book as well if it hadn't been for this movie.

Oh and to further cement how frickin old I am, I can also remember seeing The Star Wars Holiday Special when it was first shown on TV (specifically, the cartoon about Boba Fett, which was probably the trippiest part of the special.) Needless to say, this Star Wars special disappeared down the rabbit hole for many years after it was shown, leaving me to wonder if I had actually seen it, or if it had just been a dream or something.

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Dragonslayer is confusing to remember as a child because it doesn't follow the expected patterns from a fairy tale. The hero isn't the hero, he doesn't rescue the princess, all that jazz. It does feature Emperor Palpatine as a priest, though. Oh, and there's a topless shot which isn't just gratuitous nudity.

Dragonslayer was supposed to be the Archetypal Hero's Story for the cynical post-Nixon Age. (In other words, it was made to Subvert Expectations.) I didn't like it as a kid because it seemed kind of dour next to rollicking fare like Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars. I could see older kids and people who prefer darker takes on fantasy liking it, though.
 
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