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We all have movies we loved when we were younger. We could watch them over and over again and never tire of them. But years later (sometimes many, sometimes only a few), maybe you decide to finally watch that old favorite of yours again, only to find you no longer like it. Worse than that, you kind of hate it now.

So tell me about which movies lost their luster for you

I thought of this thread because last night I decided to watch Aachi and Ssipak for the first time in well over five years. For those who aren't familiar with it, it's a 2006 animated film from South Korea that is set in a dystopian future where all of the world's energy is processed through human feces. Since it's the only source of energy left, the government rewards people for defecating with a highly addictive "juicybar" popsicle. This results in black market trade of juicybars and the addictive substance causes some people to turn into mutants that can no longer defecate and can only survive on the juicybars.

The film was considered visually impressive for the time, and was praised for it's unique story. I enjoyed it when I first saw it. But watching it again later, I just found it to be unbearable. The animation still held up, but the story and the humor had lost it's charm. I found it immature and cringe-inducing.

While many movies I enjoyed as a child still entertain me to this day, like Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Ghostbusters, and Back To The Future, there's one movie that immediately comes to mind that I saw when I was younger that I just can't even sit through anymore.

And that movie is Labyrinth

You all know what Labyrinth is, I shouldn't have to explain the plot. I loved this movie when I was younger. The fantastic scenery, the music, the story, it was all great. I still kind of like the music, but the movie just doesn't interest me anymore. The story doesn't even hold up for me anymore. Jareth steals Sarah's baby brother for....what? Well, one of the songs implies that Jareth wants to turn the brother into a "goblin baby" which will happen if Sarah doesn't rescue him within 13 hours. However, his motivation seems to be more focused on Sarah. It feels more like he kidnapped the baby just to get closer to Sarah. The climax of the film certainly suggest this.

I dunno, that movie just has lost it's "magic" for me, I guess
 

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And that movie is Labyrinth

You all know what Labyrinth is, I shouldn't have to explain the plot. I loved this movie when I was younger. The fantastic scenery, the music, the story, it was all great. I still kind of like the music, but the movie just doesn't interest me anymore. The story doesn't even hold up for me anymore. Jareth steals Sarah's baby brother for....what? Well, one of the songs implies that Jareth wants to turn the brother into a "goblin baby" which will happen if Sarah doesn't rescue him within 13 hours. However, his motivation seems to be more focused on Sarah. It feels more like he kidnapped the baby just to get closer to Sarah. The climax of the film certainly suggest this.

I dunno, that movie just has lost it's "magic" for me, I guess
Labyrinth is better the less you think about it.
 

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Personally, I think it's the first Terminator. One of the first R-rated films I saw when growing up.

It might be because I've seen Judgement Day more, but the original doesn't hold up all that well. The acting from most of the cast (even disregarding Arnold) feels forced, the effects looks bad. Even leaving aside the prop Arnold head from the eye surgery scene, there's janky stop motion work, poor opticals and the hokey Endoskeleton puppet. And the story feels too simple, even compared to its contemporaries at the time.

I can't say it's a bad movie, but it's pretty weak overall in my own opinion.
 

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Space Jam. I liked it as a kid because I liked Looney Tunes. I tried watching it again recently, though, and the effects leave a lot to be desired. I never noticed as a kid, but it's total garbage from a visual standpoint. And the fact that it was made in the 90's doesn't excuse anything. Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out in the 80's, and did the "live action with animation" gimmick far better. If Space Jam came out today, it'd probably be torn to shreds by critics and audiences alike.

Also, I dunno if these would qualify as "movies," but the stop-motion Rankin-Bass holiday specials certainly feel less magical than when I was a kid. I still watch them, but these days it's more out of tradition than genuine enjoyment. As you get older, you just kinda start to notice things. Like, it's pretty apparent that most of their budget probably went towards getting big named stars of the era to do voices. The animation's certainly nothing to marvel at.
 
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Space Jam. I liked it as a kid because I liked Looney Tunes. I tried watching it again recently, though, and the effects leave a lot to be desired. I never noticed as a kid, but it's total garbage from a visual standpoint. And the fact that it was made in the 90's doesn't excuse anything. Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out in the 80's, and did the "live action with animation" gimmick far better. If Space Jam came out today, it'd probably be torn to shreds by critics and audiences alike.

Also, I dunno if these would qualify as "movies," but the stop-motion Rankin-Bass holiday specials certainly feel less magical than when I was a kid. I still watch them, but these days it's more out of tradition than genuine enjoyment. As you get older, you just kinda start to notice things. Like, it's pretty apparent that most of their budget probably went towards getting big named stars of the era to do voices. The animation's certainly nothing to marvel at.

Space Jam is a fucking national treasure you take that shit back.
 

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Spy Kids. Especially the third one, holy shit. I remember seeing the third one in theaters and it blew my fucking mind as a kid, now I watch it and it's so undeniable that the special effects are terrible.
Oh god, don't remind me, I saw movies 2 & 3 in theaters, and they look horrible (especially the third film- Just because you use the video game excuse doesn't mean you should make some of the CG look like a 3D-0 era game.)

Oh and Antz is another example I find- Everything this movie did (Acting, animation, story, jokes) were handled much better in A Bugs Life after re-watching both of them recently.
 

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Oh and Antz is another example I find- Everything this movie did (Acting, animation, story, jokes) were handled much better in A Bugs Life after re-watching both of them recently.
Wasn't Antz one of those rip-off movies from where Dreamworks would rush some pile out before the bigger Disney movie of the same concept?
 

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