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Disaster Mr Bates is a public toilet brush masturbator

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  1. http://nj1015.com/mr-bates-is-a-public-toilet-brush-masturbator-nj-cops-say/

    A man with a history of lewd conduct was arrested after patients at a doctor's office saw him using a toilet brush to pleasure himself, police said.

    Brian M. Bates, 47, of Spring Valley, New York, was arrested 7 p.m. Nov. 3 and charged with criminal open lewdness.

    Officers responded to the doctor's office after being told that Bates had left the restroom door open and was masturbating while "simultaneously attempting to penetrate his anus with the handle of the toilet bowl scrubber," police said.


    Police said Bates was caught in the act by several women and responding officers.

    After being taken into custody Bates was taken to the New Bridge Medical Center for evaluation.

    Over the past eleven years, Bates has been arrested in the town three times on lewdness charges, all but the latest at a bookstore. The first time was in October 1997 when he was charged with exposing himself to a 4-year-old girl in the bathroom of Barnes & Noble.

    He was arrested again two months later after he was seen masturbating in the Barnes & Noble restroom by two women.

    He was arrested a third time a year later when he was observed touching himself in front of three children who ranged in age from 8 to 11.

    According to New Jersey court records, Bates was sentenced to a year of probation after the 1998 incident, pleading guilty to fourth-degree lewdness observed by a child.
     
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  2. His last name is Bates, that's just opening the door for masturbation jokes, and mommy issues.
     
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  3. 21qJRk6a4rL[1].jpg
    he put one of thse things into his ass? yikes!
     
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  4. That brush probably had so many germs on it. You gotta give that shit a pass with an alchohol wipe before you excavate with it. Classic rookie mistake.
     
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  5. All I can say is "ouch". Wouldn't something like that hurt worse than the average sex toy for a number of reasons?
     
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  6. Not if you use the narrow end. Grease it up with an alchohol wipe and it slides in nice and easy.

    ...I’m told.
     
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  7. What a fucking nutter.
     
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  8. Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough
     
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  9. The title was confusing me for a sec. I thought some madman made a product that’s both a sex toy and a toilet brush that could be specifically used while in public and called it “Mr. Bates”. I either can’t English well or the journalist who wrote that title can’t English well.
     
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  10. Gets caught a lot. I’d call that master baiting.
     
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  11. >bates
    >toilet

    uh oh
    [​IMG]
     
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  12. This guy at least has the balls to act like this in a women's bathroom without trying to play the troon card. This guy, despite needing to be kept out of polite society, might actually be less crazy than many of this site's Rat Kings.

    But at 47 maybe he's too old to have caught on to that deviant subculture.
     
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  13. Rookie mistake. Should have used a cucumber.
     
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  14. If I were a mean parent, I would make the M be something like Masters.
     
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  15. I think he got stopped before he nutted.
     
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  16. Well at least it was a PUBLIC bathroom. Bateses and private bathrooms tend to have some pretty bad relations...

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Please don’t knock it until you try it.
     
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  18. I went into this topic imagining a more normal man, like using one of these:
    Toilet-Brush-265906.jpg (Hole in the center, etc)

    How naive of me.
     
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  19. paigeno.jpg
     
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  20. he looks like Maddox
     
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