Thread died, guessing lonnie isnt as controversial as other cows, and probably because people arent quite aware of his presence.
MrLonnieClark9000 - Furry Gamer who spends his days making obscene edits and videos featuring himself & fictional animal characters
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I still intend to keep updating this thread with episodes/episode summaries from his savages series, I think it's just a matter of time until more people discover him for the lolcow he is.
Its more than Lonnie is pretty much a cringe cow. Not many lols to be had, just worries about his mental well being and if he is eventually fuck a dog.
Eh, I guess you're right.
Would anyone still wanna see more episodes/episode summary updates though? I have all the current episodes saved and downloaded as well as some cringy posts, I just have to type some summaries for the episodes. If there's no demand, I don't see a reason to supply.
Eh, I guess you're right.
Would anyone still wanna see more episodes/episode summary updates though? I have all the current episodes saved and downloaded as well as some cringy posts, I just have to type some summaries for the episodes.
I believe that all cows need a good milker.
Yours is extremely cringe and weird, its up to you to make it fun. This comes from someone who also found 2 cows to milk, one of them has an actual expiration date, hopefully. But its not hard to spin it into being fun while it lasts.
Wouldn't be a skitzocow without spray paint graffiti!
His memes are like...anti-jokes.
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?? Does anyone else smell burnt toast..?
He makes multiple posts referencing some bitch named Deltrese, which is originally a Reno 911 quote but in this instance is in reference to the Ghetto Sims series Keisha's Valley/Keisha Fabo that went low-key viral about a decade ago. Really weird thing to be obsessed with.
He also for some reason seems to have a specific fetish for his tongue being stained red? Multiple posts across multiple social media accounts referencing this
I'm still not over the fact he spray painted his own fucking door with his internet handle. It makes me wonder if he still lives with his parents, if he has housemates, he lives by himself, or if he has "handlers" or something. If he still lives with his parents, you'd imagine that spray painting his door would've incited an argument with one of them or maybe even a beating.
If his parents beat him, none of this would have happened in the first place.
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re: Lonnie's NSFW accounts
Considering how easily you can just go to e621 and search for what you want even without an account so it is entirely possible to be able to see quite a bit of NSFW content without particularly having an e621/FA account. However, it is entirely possible for him to be able to just use his Twitter account for viewing NSFW content as a lot of artists have been moving from FA to Twitter, alongside e621 kind of having a bad name in the fandom outside of e621 due to the rampant issues with it and RPers stealing characters via the site and e621 users uploading art without any sort of permission.
Considering how easily you can just go to e621 and search for what you want even without an account so it is entirely possible to be able to see quite a bit of NSFW content without particularly having an e621/FA account. However, it is entirely possible for him to be able to just use his Twitter account for viewing NSFW content as a lot of artists have been moving from FA to Twitter, alongside e621 kind of having a bad name in the fandom outside of e621 due to the rampant issues with it and RPers stealing characters via the site and e621 users uploading art without any sort of permission.
Considering he posts nsfw memes on his mains already, i think its safe to say he doesnt separate the 2 of them.
Regarding posting on e621, i mean, any artist can just contact the admins and request to be on the Do Not Post list, then you get autofiltered with a tag, and all submissions removed. You can also request for this to be conditional (paywalled content basically).
exhentai ironically holds much more questionable content, as you actually have the paywalled galleries in there.
e621 gets a bad rep mostly because of the endless "fuwwy is not sexwal uwu" shit most try to pull. F-list is much worse in that regard.
Actually, seems as if a subreddit that isn't r/lonnieclark9000 has discovered Lonnie, 2 posts have been made about him on r/tiktokcringemoment. Still not an attention-worthy spike in popularity as they seem oblivious to the rest of his online persona, possibly a good start?
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I think this thread needs more variety besides me just uploading and recapping episodes from Lonnie's series (which is totally on me, so my bad) so here's some choice comics and posts from Lonnie.
Dab for Freedom
The levels of white trash emanating from this image alone is astounding. (L/A)
"Arrivederci"
(L/A)
Another one of Lonnie's many canid lovers
(L/A)
Dab for Freedom
The levels of white trash emanating from this image alone is astounding. (L/A)
"Arrivederci"
Another one of Lonnie's many canid lovers
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What the fuck was that video
Since this is on of the more interesting cows I've seen in a while, I've been looking through a few fanfiction sites in the hope that he has some terrible fanfics. Looking up his potential and confirmed usernames doesn't give anything, so I've been looking through the fandoms he's into (quite a few are pretty obscure when it comes to fanfic, which is great for me).
The only slight match I've found so far is this. It's terribly written, and from what I can tell from his horny posts, he likes Bolt, Beaststars and Balto, which matches up to the account's fandom list. It was also recently updated. Then again, most of it is circumstantial.
(Archive 1) (Archive 2)
So far haven't found anything else on AO3 or Wattpad, so it's likely that he either doesn't have any accounts, or he has accounts on sites I have no idea how to use.
However, if anyone can nail down other less content saturated things he's into, I might be able to do a more in depth look. I'll look into Halbean fanboys and fanfiction.net later tonight as well. Worst case scenario I'll just find more cringe lol.
The only slight match I've found so far is this. It's terribly written, and from what I can tell from his horny posts, he likes Bolt, Beaststars and Balto, which matches up to the account's fandom list. It was also recently updated. Then again, most of it is circumstantial.
(Archive 1) (Archive 2)
So far haven't found anything else on AO3 or Wattpad, so it's likely that he either doesn't have any accounts, or he has accounts on sites I have no idea how to use.
However, if anyone can nail down other less content saturated things he's into, I might be able to do a more in depth look. I'll look into Halbean fanboys and fanfiction.net later tonight as well. Worst case scenario I'll just find more cringe lol.
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just as a side note: Although I had mentioned that the artist for that brown dog character was Halbean, he was banned from Twitter back in 2019 iirc because an RPer decided to attempt to steal one of his characters. However, he has two FA Accounts, his one named "Halbean" which is more anthro/taur content and a second one named "MischievousMonica" which has feral content on it, which includes the character I had pointed out as belonging to him which is named "Pepper".
e621. ever since April of last year, had made it where favorites are only available to users that are ranked Privileged or higher so it isn't going to be easy finding out Lonnie's account on e621 if he has one on there.
>tfw no 9'6ft tall mommy werewolf gf
So, it's been a while since I last updated. So far I haven't found anything promising, so I'm afraid to say he probably doesn't have any fanfic accounts. At least ones I can find lol
He hasn't been very active on his Twitter or Reddit either. So sadly I don't have any photos to share. His YouTube and TikTok have new cringe if you're interested though!
He hasn't been very active on his Twitter or Reddit either. So sadly I don't have any photos to share. His YouTube and TikTok have new cringe if you're interested though!
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