MrLonnieClark9000 - Furry Gamer who spends his days making obscene edits and videos featuring himself & fictional animal characters
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Sister services, email, and search will continue to be negatively effected by the attacks. I made a thread to talk about it, if you're into networking.
For a frame of reference when it comes to The Savages series or the lore behind MrLonnieClark9000 in general, here's the roster of characters we have so far.
The 9000 Family
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The Savages
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The Scoundrels
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[I'll add the archive links later, archive.md is being really slow]
P.S. I know Lonnie's infatuation with fictional dogs is no secret, but I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be one of those "Plushophiles" as well
The 9000 Family
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The Savages
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The Scoundrels
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[I'll add the archive links later, archive.md is being really slow]
P.S. I know Lonnie's infatuation with fictional dogs is no secret, but I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be one of those "Plushophiles" as well
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Big Boz
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How many fucking episodes are there?
Jesus, this series is like the longest continuing autistic fit in history.
So far there's 82 episodes, all of which vary from 5 minutes long to 15 minutes long in length.
I'm honestly shocked that he's made so many of those miniature fever dreams. I was completely lost 7 episodes in...
It was even harder to try and document a plot for each episode back when I was posting summaries for them
Oh God I can only fucking imagine, I really appreciate you summarizing them though.
Anyway, since I haven't seen anyone add it yet here's some more cryptic shit from Lonnie
(I'll add in the archive once archive.md decides to actually fucking work lmao)
Cheese Boy wants out.
I return bearing gifts of cringe for the thread.
Episode 26: King of Nome (Taken down for Copyright)
Episode 27: Multizuku
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Episode 28: Wolfquest
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Episode 29: Dobie Business
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Episode 30: A Butler's Helper
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BONUS VIDEO
Just Stop
I recommend you guys watch this video in its entirety cause it's only 2 minutes long. Apparently, people on TikTok kept trolling Lonnie by saying the '9000' he spray painted on his door spells "Poo" and they were making fun of the "shit stains" on his wall. Our Lord & Savior Lonnie didn't take these words lightly.
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Episode 26: King of Nome (Taken down for Copyright)
Episode 27: Multizuku
"Multizuku" (Aug. 5, 2019) Episode starts with Lonnie telling Deku how happy he is that he hung out with Cobalt and the rest of his buddies. Deku (who's now played by Lonnie in a green wig) denies ever having gone out with them. Deku asks Lonnie what he was wearing that night and Lonnie answers that he was wearing a red tie. Deku explains that there's more to his fandom than the "ships" and shows Lonnie that there's an evil duplicate of him and that he was the one who was hanging out with Lonnie's crew. Lonnie is very shocked and asks is there's more duplicates out there. Scene cuts to Safety Goggles rounding up his crew of Scoundrels, he's interrupted by a knock at the door. He answers and it's Villian Deku. Safety Goggles welcomes him in. Lonnie eventually shows up and confronts Evil Deku who says he's sent some of his henchmen to Lonnie's place. Lonnie and Deku run back home. When they get home Vonnie's already beaten all the henchmen. Vonnie questions why it looked like some of Lonnie's huskies were attacking them and it's revealed they were not huskies but Safety Goggles' malamutes and that it was Evil Deku who sent the ambush. Cuts to an anime standown between Lonnie and Evil Lonnie's crew which becomes an epic battle, all while shitty rock music plays in the background. Lonnie and Deku beat him up and Evil Deku mentions something about how "Shigaraki will very be unpleased about their actions". Episodes ends with Evil Deku killed and some anime characters planning their revenge for him.
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Episode 28: Wolfquest
"Wolfquest" (Aug. 8, 2019) Opens with some really awful singing from Lonnie. He stops when he bumps into a wolf who looks familiar to him. Shitty cutaway where Kudo shows Lonnie cropped Wolf Link x Amaterasu porn, to which Lonnie exclaims "Nibba!". Basically this episode introduces Wolf Link (from LOZ: Twilight Princess) to the cast of characters. After getting into a fight with Lonnie, Toothless, Hiccup, and Bolt, they eventually calm down and Balto offers to take Wolf Link to see Amaterasu again. On their way they get jumped by a character named "Dabi" and need Lonnie's help. Jenna enters and introduces another character named "Weed" (from Ginga Legend Weed) who had also been kidnapped by Dabi alongside Amaterasu and Jenna. Lonnie mentions Kudo (who can apparently turn into a Vaporeon and has a chain on his arm) and Weed excitedly admits he's been friends with him for a long time. Lonnie confronts Dabi. Insert some retarded back and forth mumbling between the two of them that basically explains that Dabi's kidnapped Wolf Link, has hurt Deku, and wants to steal Lonnie's powers. Off-screen fight where Lonnie slaps shit around and uses his "Ultimate Ninja Shadow Wolf Army Storm Jutsu". Lonnie beats him and saves Wolf Link. The next day, Lonnie tells Kudo that Jenna found Weed and they have a happy and emotional reunion. Episode Ends.
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Episode 29: Dobie Business
"Dobie Business" (Aug. 10, 2019) Opens with Buster being invited to join a group of Killer Dobermans, to which he accepts and claims himself as leader of the group. Camera moves to show two other doberman characters who've been listening to the whole interaction. One of them, Lincoln, calls Lonnie and relays what they just saw. Lonnie assembles the huskies and explains the situation. He also mentions Shenzi (from The Lion King) who's the leader of "The Man-Eating Hyenas" in passing. With that, they head out to fight the Dobermans. Buster gloats to Lonnie that he became leader so he could rub it in his face. Lonnie growls at this and they start to fight. Buster is beaten but vows vengeance. Lonnie chats with his Doberman buddies for a bit before the scene cuts to Buster telling Safety Goggles that he's now the leader of the Killer Dobermans. Safety Goggles is delighted by this and the episode ends.
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Episode 30: A Butler's Helper
"A Butler's Helper" (Aug. 13, 2019) Lonnie's wandering outside in the dark (and by outside I mean he's walking around in his room with all the lights off) and comes across a butler character who's been badly beaten. Lonnie is then ambushed, but presumably wins as the scene cuts to Lonnie talking to the butler back at his home. The butler introduces himself as "Sebastian Michaelis" (who's from Black Butler apparently). He mentions his boss and how he's trying to put an end to Alois Trancy's plans. Lonnie calls up Sasuke and they storm Trancy's place. Lonnie is then called by Trancy who reveals he's at Lonnie's house. Lonnie goes back and kills him. Lonnie and Sebastian chat for a bit and he mentions something about Lonnie's "glory days". Niko Bellic and Kenny enter the scene and are excited to meet Sebastian. Insert some stupid shit about Sasuke and Shaggy being "husbandos" and the "bruh" sound effect. Episode ends.
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BONUS VIDEO
Just Stop
I recommend you guys watch this video in its entirety cause it's only 2 minutes long. Apparently, people on TikTok kept trolling Lonnie by saying the '9000' he spray painted on his door spells "Poo" and they were making fun of the "shit stains" on his wall. Our Lord & Savior Lonnie didn't take these words lightly.
(Link / Archive)
This dude has a speech impediment, and I don't mean the trailer-park type accent. In his 'Just Stop' video (see above) it really shows up prominently, though it could be from how fucking assblasted he is. I'm also suspecting some pretty severe learning disability — why else would you record so many fucking videos like this and make cum edits of yourself for instagram? His 'angry' speech and word choice is pretty childish too; I'm hearing some lallation and gliding like little kids do. The grunting at "shit stains on the wall" doesn't fucking help either lmao
I'm back with some spicy stuff 
Lonnie the Dino Fucker
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E621 Shenanigans
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Stuff from Instagram
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TikTok Posts
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Lonnie the Dino Fucker
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E621 Shenanigans
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Stuff from Instagram
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TikTok Posts
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Is he self aware?
I’m still trying to figure out if he thinks obsession with deer porn is a good thing.
I just hope he hasn't pulled a Kero and tried to fuck any dogs or roadkill
keeptheshitshowgoing
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I am so surprised at this clown.
Wow.
And I thought the poohtards were bad.
Wow.
And I thought the poohtards were bad.
I don't think anyone's posted Lonnie's music yet. He's been doing it for a while, with the oldest stuff being on his lonnie man channel. Here are two of my favorites:
This one is called "Make It", and it's from his lonnie man channel. I don't know if it's a cover or his own creation, but it's notable because the video is just Lonnie singing while browsing e621. It's only been Age Restricted and it hasn't been taken down despite penises being visible, because the video is so blurry.
This is a cover of 100 gecs - money machine (the cover features Lonnie's character Vonnie, for some reason). Falsetto Lonnie is something you truly have to hear to believe.
This one is called "Make It", and it's from his lonnie man channel. I don't know if it's a cover or his own creation, but it's notable because the video is just Lonnie singing while browsing e621. It's only been Age Restricted and it hasn't been taken down despite penises being visible, because the video is so blurry.
This is a cover of 100 gecs - money machine (the cover features Lonnie's character Vonnie, for some reason). Falsetto Lonnie is something you truly have to hear to believe.
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Holy shit how did I miss this? This is absolute gold, great find
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i dont know whether this guy sounds more like toad or herbert the pervert
also, jesus. i forgot balto was a thing that actually existed, much less that it had a villain - what kind of furry 'tism is he suffering to find all these cartoon dogs from god knows how many different sources. it's honestly slightly impressive that he found that many
keeptheshitshowgoing
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So, what's the sitrep on this guy?
What do we know about him and his..... Shtick at the moment?
What do we know about him and his..... Shtick at the moment?
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