MUH WEIGHTLOSS PLAN!!! -

[Mitch Conner]

- Day 2 Amber's already struggling on her diet.-
Amber's up .8 elbees
Becky's down .6lbs
Amber makes a smoothie with Life water
Eric's hair is nasty.
Amber shows us her fit-bit dashboard. Lies about all her statistics. You burn calories all the time apparently?
More of the same gross food
Better like my carrots bitch!!
Amber drowns everything with seasoning
Amber goes for a walk .... At Walmart of course
Has to buy more stuff. obviously
#salteverday
6:41 AL got mooves

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I watched 6:41 at the slowest speed because I'm a masochist. Love the ripped sweater.

*6:41-7:30 on .25 speed is like a bad acid trip. No joke.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

Her weight loss plan is to lose her actual weights so she can't exercise

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Her weight loss plan is to lose her actual weights so she can't exercise

She does not own weights, she is weights.

 

[Bashful Bunny]

She's talking about being discouraged already, this diet isn't going to last the week at this rate.

The number of calories the fitbit says she burns in a day by existing and barely moving around is astounding. If that is accurate, she has been eating that much plus extra to maintain her weight and continue to gain additional pounds.

Trying not to use salt, but bought a big container of pink himalayan salt (lol table salt is sooooooo bad for you, guise).

She's almost 500 pounds. Those three pounds are a big enough buffer zone to keep her from admitting to herself that she essentially weighs 500 pounds.

 

[Mr. Poker in the Front Liquor in the Rear]

"Diets" do not work. A healthy lifestyle of nutrient rich foods, the practice of moderation and the willingness to devote years to undo the damage that was originally created by yourself is what will work for long term and sustainable results. AL doesn't have that kind of mentality to sustain that kind of lifestyle.

 

[angelicbitch]

She definitely bought that pink salt just because "it's cute" just like she did with her other seasonings.

ETA:
Amber:"I'm only getting carbs from fruits."
Also Amber: mentions eating quinoa, rice, and pasta.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I don't think that salt has a built-in grinder and those grains are huge. Does she plan on crushing it herself?

*and even if it has a grinder, those always break. An excuse to buy a cute mortar and pestle! Or just crunch on giant rocks of salt.

Edit: It doesn't have a grinder, it's the refill. So yeah, she's gonna be extra salty.

 

[GORL]

Amber shows us her fit-bit dashboard. Lies about all her statistics. You burn calories all the time apparently?

The fitbit does record your resting calorie burn.

 

[Rotogravure]

If she keeps using the Fitbit stats like she is, she's going to fail. It's a tool. At 5:03 you can see how loose it is when she goes to check her steps and has to move the face back over so she can see it. It shouldn't move like that. It should be tight enough that it does not.

 

[kiwi739]

Who cares if she's eating too much salt right now. Seriously she just needs to eat less calories. For someone at 200lbs or even 300lbs I might be more into them trying to do it a "healthy" way but AL is in a critical state. She needs to drop her size by eating less calories and salt has no calories. Really the only benefit to her eating "healthy" foods is cause they tend to naturally be less in calories.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

Erics hair:

 

[stronkwonk]

That tinny laptop speaker quality music playing a different song every ten seconds is driving me fucking batty, man. I hope she gets over that soon.

 

[AlohaSnackbar]

Whelp, I'm going to be having nightmares now.

 

[carolburnett]

"I can't die early. I just don't want to. *side eye* *scoff*" That reaction to your own mortality. What a dingle.

 

[Dr.Research]

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Whelp, I'm going to be having nightmares now.

She looks like Mama June from Honey Boo Boo.

Except Mama June did lose a shit ton of weight.

 

[nyankosensei]

I don't think that salt has a built-in grinder and those grains are huge. Does she plan on crushing it herself?

*and even if it has a grinder, those always break. An excuse to buy a cute mortar and pestle! Or just crunch on giant rocks of salt.

Or maybe she is gonna have them as tic tacs

 

[ADHD]

"I'm going to be drinking a lot of water!" That's literally the only thing she should be drinking.

 

[Slime Tube]

So Ambers "plan" is to continue wolfing down enormous amounts of sugar filled food and drinks and pretending that five minutes of wobbling her blubber in front of a dancing game is going to have any effect in creating the calorific deficit she so urgently needs?

 

[CindyChafe]

Shady ass bitch addressing Eric's crispy fried ramen noodle hair in her vlog.

Is her resting heart rate 145?

Spinnage. Spinnage. Spinnage. I'm healthy I eat spinnage. I got guns like Popeyes's from eating my spinnage. Good ole spinnage.

Ugh that packaged taco seasoning is awful. It has MSG and shit. I seen dem fags spice rack and they fo sho have cumin, chili powder, garlic powder, onion powder and it's basically like 3 cents worth of spices being sold in a dollar package. :powerlevel: I haaaate packaged seasonings because they're all salt and MSG bombs which gives me migraines.