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MUKBANG | CHEESY BROCCOLI POTATO SOUP!!!!10/12/17

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    #1 vodka, Oct 12, 2017
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  1. within the first 30 seconds:
    "mook bong"
    diabetes knuckles
    has bought one of the most fat-laden soups ever
    ...who bites soup off of the spoon

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  2. She loves water.
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  3. That full container of soup has exactly as much salt as 20 McDonalds nuggets and about 1/5th the Saturated Fat of 16-oz Ribeye, which is actual meat.
     
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  4. Jesus christ, the heavy breathing really got to me in this one. She's stationary, eating a bowl of fucking soup and that's enough to make her winded. Can you imagine the wheezing that goes on in that house?
     
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  5. The nutritional information lists a serving as 1 cup. That bowl is not one cup. It’s not two either (which is the package size). That bowl is pretty much a serving bowl. It just looks small next to the ginormous waste of space inhaling it.
     
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  6. You can tell she heated up 2 cans of soup. The bowl is huge and soup is nearly to the top.
     
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  7. She holds a fork like she has :autism:
     
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  8. Why didnt she drink the soup?! How fast can u eat a huge bowl with soup like that.
    Oh wait I know the answer. She is Amber Lynn.

    Anyways. I almost felt sorry for her because she has nobody in her life. No friends, no family.
    Once Becky breaks up with her she will be alone if she didnt find a new butch fast enough to move in with.
     
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  9. That’s more than 1 can. And she’s basically eating cheese dip. Nope. Try again, AL.
     
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  10. It hurts my heart seeing those green beans overcooked as shit, they're grey. She basically cooked off any nutrients they might've had. But she knows sooooo much more about healthy food than any of us guise!
     
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  11. The green beans are canned, hence the bloated grey appearance. She's too lazy/stupid to just buy frozen vegetables. They come in steamer bags, all you have to do is microwave them for a few minutes and they taste fresh and aren't loaded with salt.
     
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  12. Oh my god the sound of her swallowing down the soup made me wanna heave. Like fetid ooze pumping through the hoses of a plague doctor's laboratory.

    Oh man look at all that sodium in her diet. She's always saying how sodium makes her swell up, so that's probably why she looks so bloated, and definitely not because of the 2017 Kentucky calorie holocaust.
     
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  13. Yes the canned soups are notorious salt mines, and not the kind we appreciate here on the 'farms! I get the Progresso reduced sodium soups and even they have 20% your daily recommended value per serving with two servings a can. So even if you're crazy enough to try and eat two in a single sitting at least you're only 4/5ths salted up to your recommended allowance for the rest of the day. This video shows 28 full tablespoons between any cuts being consumed. Google tells me that's 1.75 converted cups, possibly only one can is the result I can reasonably conclude even if she continued to end up with her 4/5 daily amount of sodium from just the bowl alone. This is hypertension in a can missing an IV for delivery at this point and then she mentioned she salted the green beans because she hasn't apparently completely drained the Dead Sea onto her kitchen table just yet?
     
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  14. That bowl was fucking huge. Does she really think anyone believes that was only 1 can? She lies about the dumbest shit.
     
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  15. 2 cans at least! And the sodium count means we'll see her in the next mook-bang with a bloated face. OMG - if you're as big as a house, you stay away from sodium laden foods. That's nutrition 101.
     
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  16. These are her bowls. 17.88 for 6 at Walmart. They hold 24 oz. The cans of progresso are 18.5 oz. and do not require additional liquid. I believe it was one large can. It's still a fuck-ton of soup.
     

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  17. 28 tablespoons is 14 liquid oz's...she could have cut about 13 more tablespoons of soup to the youtube editing room floor and still been within a one can meal. Seems legit to me all things considered.
     
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  18. I am amazed, but not surprised, to see Walmart market a medium casserole dish as a "modern cereal/soup bowl" on its site.

    What would a "soup bowl" from a mold circa 1960 be marketed as? A dippin sauce bowl?
     
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    #19 Maggots on a Train, Oct 12, 2017
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  19. The 8 oz bowls are called appetizer bowls.
     
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