MUKBANG | SPAGHETTI & GATOR CHIPS 6/19/2021 - teases the possibility of sequels to her Shrimpgate and rotisserie chicken mukbangs

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

(Cued)

When the inevitable happens, her autopsy is going to be something else. Everyone knows that thing where they chew your food 30 times (or whatever) before swallowing it. When they open her stomach, they're gong to find half shewed meatballs and unchewed noodles. Eight chomps and she's swallowed the entire bite.

 

[Wonky Eye]

Aight I managed to stay 'till the end.

Spoiler: Highlights, I guess

Eats with a cardboard plate and plastic fork. You know, we haven't heard any cuntiness or stupidity yet but this already makes me upset.
Is mid-makeup (makeup not finished, you'd think her only reason to wear makeup would be for this video. Also this means she was doing her makeup and stopped specifically to eat)
I do not believe for one second that Big AL decides to eat a meal that and only has like 27 spaghettis, 3 meatballs, and 11 chips.
Eats with her mouth open, talks with her mouth full, classic uncivilized deathfat
Has very thourough descriptions of her taste experiences such as "soo good"
OH NO THE LIPSMACKS ARE BACK
Wants to do weekly vlogs again (lol), eat with me videos (obviously), is aware this is not what the people want but it's what gets the most views, and proceeds to announce "when you're on youtube you want the views, you know, it's your paycheck, honey"
"That's the only balls I like, HUU-HUU" as she meatball-dances, looking at Beckster in the distance with a "see what I did there" smirk while immediately obnoxiously chewing a chip (because god forbid amber's jaw muscles get any rest if food is on the plate)
She keeps making these little dances when chewing/swallowing. Is it because food is her only joy so at this point her dopaminergic system is in overdrive, or because she is passionate about dance guise ? Did you know she was a choreographer ?

She eyefucks herself every single time she brings an unnecessarily oversized quantity of food into her mouth. Every. Single. Time. I'm sure she gets a kick out of it.

"My muckbangs have never been huge meals" LMAO Yeah compared to Nikocado you're right I guess but compared to regular meals this is delusion

Had put a dainty amount of chips on her plate because queen of moderation, just to vacuum it and grab the bag after finishing her dainty meal to eat chips almost non-stop with her dainty fingers.

Just for you, screenshots of subtle eyefucking taken at two separate moments of the video that didn't even required ninja-level pausing. Third one is nightmare fuel.

She’s so manic it’s frightening

Oh honey. That is Amber-manic, which means unconvincingly faked mania.

edit: words

 

[Clotso Coof]

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I can't unsee this- her shoulders to arms look like spread legs and AL's head pops at cooch spot

She looks like she's being birthed out of her own vagina. Not a good look.
Also, she appears to be stillborn, with that corpse-like grey skin and wonk eyes.

Dont care about the mukbang because shes retarded, but I was more mesmerized by her being alive yet looks to be decaying. The mass shes built up in less than a year is incredible and I couldnt stop staring at her neck and face. Its like shes morphing into a 600lb bullfrog.

Here she is Aug 2020
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And today
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Her nasolabial folds and the downturned corners of her lips are so much deeper today than 10 months ago.
It looks like a continuous trench from her nose, down to her mouth, then down to her chin.

Then the same trench goes around the bottom of her top chin (of many), and connects with the big trench coming down the other side of her face. She looks like a deathfat ventriloquist dummy.

 

[Mollywhoppin]

I counted over 140 lip smacks. Also, what the hell does she keep doing with her lips? I know she does weird shit during mukbangs but it was SO much this time.

 

[TC-P]

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I can't unsee this- her shoulders to arms look like spread legs and AL's head pops at cooch spot

What is wrong with you? Seriously putting that image in my head. I am now going to figure out how to unsee that!!!!!

 

[McBoogerBall]

I think I’ll sit this one out, ill tip the TLDWers

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Her pasta mookbongs are easily the nastiest ones, I feel for that poor microwaved spaghetti

 

[Xenomorph]

imagine looking like a bloated slug from Monsters Inc and thinks it looks good.
Amberlynn to me is no longer a she it's an IT.
There is no shred of human defined features so now it is a bloated slug-type thing.

 

[WhatHappenedToOurSociety]

The best part? After polishing off the whole plate, it grabs more chips FROM THE BAG! At least this junk food mukbang had a rare shred of honesty in it, unlike the usual 'healthy' mukbangs she dishes up for us!

 

[dfranki723]

I love the use of 2009's favourite scene kid phrase ''so random''.

ALR being super down with the youth of today, even if it is over a decade too late.
She has to mention how many PRIVATE messages she gets about how people desperately want to watch her eat, give it a rest retard. You want to eat on camera because it gets you off. The eye fucking and grotesque moaning speaks for itself.

I have to say, I truly detest any noise made when eating but the slapping of her crispy lips is something else entirely.

Poor Amber being abused by the staff at a children's home, how dare they attempt to strip you of your mounds of flesh. The water thing is universally known to help people curb their appetite. It would've worked if you weren't a greedy hippo.
She's such a germaphobe with her ''OCD'' but can't help shoving her hog hands into her food. Fucking vile my friend.

 

[Valhalla]

I love the use of 2009's favourite scene kid phrase ''so random''.

ALR being super down with the youth of today, even if it is over a decade too late.
She has to mention how many PRIVATE messages she gets about how people desperately want to watch her eat, give it a rest retard. You want to eat on camera because it gets you off. The eye fucking and grotesque moaning speaks for itself.

I have to say, I truly detest any noise made when eating but the slapping of her crispy lips is something else entirely.

Poor Amber being abused by the staff at a children's home, how dare they attempt to strip you of your mounds of flesh. The water thing is universally known to help people curb their appetite. It would've worked if you weren't a greedy hippo.
She's such a germaphobe with her ''OCD'' but can't help shoving her hog hands into her food. Fucking vile my friend.

I know. I think Amber knows that there is a lot of child abuse in homes. Therefore, the water thing was probably something to gain sympathy from her audience. Thing is it totally backfired, since everyone like “good! They atleast were trying to HELP you!” I could see it being abusive if she was underweight, or even a normal weight! But being an obese child and being told to drink water before a meal was probably just something they thought would help her. Greedylynn sees anyone fuckng with her drug abusive.

 

[Captain Ahab]

It’s summer. People all over the world will be traveling, sunbathing, partying, fucking, hanging out with friends and family, BBQing, hiking, swimming, running, biking, and a doing a million other things that make them happy. Wherever you go, you’ll see people of all ages and backgrounds enjoying the few weeks or maybe even months of freedom.

Meanwhile this bitch will be sitting in the same spot and recording another mukbong to squeeze out a couple more bucks from the dying channel, while her mentally challenged lardass of a girlfriend is doing coloring books she bought with her allowance. Are you jealous, haydur? Are you jealous of the high life of a YouTube celebrity?

 

[Tea Sipper]

The paper plate and awful nutritional value of that meal is a nice nod to the Destiny era.

 

[_justlurking]

She did mention a few days ago that if she will need coin, she will start doing mukbangs again. I guess Becky's crafts aren't cutting it.

 

[Very Honest Content]

The random thumbnails struck again. Amazing how they're batting 1.000% on that.

Remember, Becky finds this shit attractive, in a sexual nature. How fucking gross is that bitch for that to be the case huh? Back when gave a shit before moving on to more entertaining train wrecks, he'd cut all the jibber jabber out and instead we'd be treated to only a cut of her eating in this video, that would be hilarious to watch on this one I'm gathering.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

My take on this video.

Nothing is easier than making spaghetti with tomato sauce. You must be one lazy person to order it if you have time to prepare it. She uses a paper plate and a plastic fork. My conspiracy theory is that all the kitchen has been packed up before the move at the end of the month. More likely, she is just a lazy cow who could not be bothered to do the washing up.

She eats where she sleeps, amazing.

“So good” is back again.

She keeps doing that little dance each time she eats something. This is a takeaway spaghetti meal; there is no reason for it.

She wants to do mukbangs. Fine. Just do not call your channel a health and weight loss channel; call it a mukbang channel.

I always find it so funny when a super morbidly obese person tells us that they had to force themselves to eat so to maintain a certain number of calories. This is not what you see on MSHPL when Dr. Nawzaradan tells the patient to eat only 1,200 calories.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

GAYDUR!

 

[Gapingrewards]

My take on this video.

Nothing is easier than making spaghetti with tomato sauce. You must be one lazy person to order it if you have time to prepare it. She uses a paper plate and a plastic fork. My conspiracy theory is that all the kitchen has been packed up before the move at the end of the month. More likely, she is just a lazy cow who could not be bothered to do the washing up.

She eats where she sleeps, amazing.

“So good” is back again.

She keeps doing that little dance each time she eats something. This is a takeaway spaghetti meal; there is no reason for it.

She wants to do mukbangs. Fine. Just do not call your channel a health and weight loss channel; call it a mukbang channel.

I always find it so funny when a super morbidly obese person tells us that they had to force themselves to eat so to maintain a certain number of calories. This is not what you see on MSHPL when Dr. Nawzaradan tells the patient to eat only 1,200 calories.

I don’t think she ordered it. It looks like a lean cuisine and the portion looks like it is from a frozen meal.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

I don’t think she ordered it. It looks like a lean cuisine and the portion looks like it is from a frozen meal.

plus the amount of steam makes it really likely the slop came straight out of the microwave

 

[Thumb Butler]

I don’t think she ordered it. It looks like a lean cuisine and the portion looks like it is from a frozen meal.

Of course she ordered it from somewhere. It looks like a frozen meal because it is. It was just not made by Becky. They are that lazy.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Guys.. Are we so over Amber we missed all of this happening?

Yes - the answer is yes.