"It's like I'm holding all this extra weight..."
Yes, gorl, you are. 430lbs of it.
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"It's like I'm holding all this extra weight..."
Yes, gorl, you are. 430lbs of it.
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Anyone else feel like she was a bit out of it in that video? I was wondering if she's on something new. Just seemed to me that something wasn't right with the way she was speaking/acting
Also, maintaining 550lbs is nothing worthy of praise
Also, maintaining 550lbs is nothing worthy of praise
Spaghetti does not require chewing apparently. Anyone count more than 12 chews? It's usually six, not counting the mouth movements she makes to suck the noodles in. :autism::autism:
The way she ate that reminded me of a conveyor belt.
And didn't she just talk about how Becky makes the BEST spaghetti recently? And now she's ooooing and ahhhhing over this chain restaurant spaghetti and how homemade it tastes. Dissin' on Becky as per usual. Still mad about Becky saying Amber's broccoli slaw was no bueno.
The way she ate that reminded me of a conveyor belt.
And didn't she just talk about how Becky makes the BEST spaghetti recently? And now she's ooooing and ahhhhing over this chain restaurant spaghetti and how homemade it tastes. Dissin' on Becky as per usual. Still mad about Becky saying Amber's broccoli slaw was no bueno.
That would require her actually going to the doctor, so probably not. She just seems really exhausted.
The sounds she makes when she is stuffing her gob make me want to tear off my knee caps. Why doesnt she fucking chew her food?!? its like watching an obese crocodile chow down.
If youre worried about your weight but not counting calories you're a brain dead fuck wit gorl.
If that is exactly half a portion its 730 calories
Toss your salty top hats and autistic puzzle pieces at me I dont care
If youre worried about your weight but not counting calories you're a brain dead fuck wit gorl.
If that is exactly half a portion its 730 calories
Toss your salty top hats and autistic puzzle pieces at me I dont care
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I don't usually get grossed out with her mukbangs, but watching her eat spaghetti like she does was nauseating.
She also couldn't stand more than 5 minutes.
...abysmal...
She also couldn't stand more than 5 minutes.
...abysmal...
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TL;DR for today's video. Its 12 minutes of amber rambling about boring shit while eating spaghetti. Nothing to see here folks.
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Maybe she's finally gone fully off the brink. There was something very Chantal about the video
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She seems overly confident in this video yet she's eating a full plate of leftover spaghetti while talking about how last night at Target her mobility scooter died in the middle of the store which left her stranded and in pain for 5 minutes while she waited for Becky to bring her another. Her confidence seemingly grows every time she brings up something self degrading or in her words 'pathetic' yet she continues and honestly seems quite happy and excited about telling us what a fat piece of shit she is. Added confidence from a 'friend' texting her too. She reminded me of a child who gets their first phone and thinks they look super cool any time they use it without realizing that every other person also uses their phones and gets texts too without thinking they're special.
I really don't understand how she's comfortable or confident in giving dieting advice when she literally follows it up with stories about how she's so extremely obese that she can't even walk or stand for 5 minutes.
Don't think anyone is surprised that she isn't interested in doing vlogmas this year either. She says that people ask to see her 'take a walk in nature' but in reality Ambers content has been the same consistent shit for 5 years and no one is wanting or expecting to see anything new or that hasn't been done before. But she's so fucking fat and lazy now that she can't even manage that.
I really don't understand how she's comfortable or confident in giving dieting advice when she literally follows it up with stories about how she's so extremely obese that she can't even walk or stand for 5 minutes.
Don't think anyone is surprised that she isn't interested in doing vlogmas this year either. She says that people ask to see her 'take a walk in nature' but in reality Ambers content has been the same consistent shit for 5 years and no one is wanting or expecting to see anything new or that hasn't been done before. But she's so fucking fat and lazy now that she can't even manage that.
That's very true. All it's missing is a few tee-hees and her cat walking in front of the camera.
She hasn't talked about Becky's sketti lately, but she did during that Taco Bell mukbang, which has come back into rotation since both Katie W and Hamberger Reviews did remixes of it, so that's probably where you remember it from.
ETA: bitch be slurping that shit off her plate like
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Most bites were about 5-6 chews. :autism: Pasta is easy just to 'vacuum' or 'inhale'.
This is the first time I actually cringed while watching/listening to her eat. The way she slurps up the noodles with those dead eyes and then slurps and smacks it all up like a pig getting it's daily slop is so fucking disgusting. She is THE literal stereotype of a fat person.
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The image of Amberlynn stranded alone in the Christmas aisle because her scooter broke down on her is pretty hilarious. You'd think that humiliation would be enough for her to not eat thousands of calories worth of pasta on camera mais non.
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Notice how at the beginning Amber says they went to a restaurant last night? Amber must be doing good because she refrained from eating the entire 1600 calorie meal as soon as she fot home, right? Not necessarily.
If they went out to eat around 10pm as had been speculated, took an hour to eat, and an hour to drive back home, it would be 12am the next day. This would technically mean the food is from the night before. So saying that the food is from last night is not exactly a lie, but it is being deceptive.
Further circumstancial evidence: They went out to eat on Tuesday the 13th. Amber says she is eating the spaghetti from last night. She also goes out of her way to say the date is the 15th which was Thursday. The dates don't match. What happened to Wednesday?
Final argument: The bitch ate the spaghetti as soon as she got home.
If they went out to eat around 10pm as had been speculated, took an hour to eat, and an hour to drive back home, it would be 12am the next day. This would technically mean the food is from the night before. So saying that the food is from last night is not exactly a lie, but it is being deceptive.
Further circumstancial evidence: They went out to eat on Tuesday the 13th. Amber says she is eating the spaghetti from last night. She also goes out of her way to say the date is the 15th which was Thursday. The dates don't match. What happened to Wednesday?
Final argument: The bitch ate the spaghetti as soon as she got home.
"at least I'm not gaineen" this again? You're eating way too much if you aren't losing at 500 something pounds
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Oh god all I can imagine is amber and Becky doing some fat recreation of lady and the tramp with that pasta and single meatball.
Her excuses during the "muh scooter broke down" story are fucking infuriating, does this bitch seriously not understand that at her weight you basicly have to condition yourself to do physical activity? Maybe if she hadn't been using the fucking scooter for the last 100 elbees she would be able to actually walk, & therefore maybe could have burned off a little extra gurth by now!?
But after being mad on the internet, i found a comment that gave me some much needed lulz.
But after being mad on the internet, i found a comment that gave me some much needed lulz.
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when I saw the title my first thought it was one of her older videos in my suggestions. I was like...there is absolutely NO fucking way this bitch is doing a pasta mukbang AFTER her crying videos AFTER her other mukbang AFTER her self-righteous bullshit about the first mukbang.
And of COURSE she literally says "this is working for me"
is it? up 200lbs and that's working for you?
CUTTING YOUR FOOD IN HALF WHEN YOUR INITIAL PORTION = 4 SERVINGS ISN'T GOING TO HELP NONE OH MY GOD LMAO
And of COURSE she literally says "this is working for me"
is it? up 200lbs and that's working for you?
CUTTING YOUR FOOD IN HALF WHEN YOUR INITIAL PORTION = 4 SERVINGS ISN'T GOING TO HELP NONE OH MY GOD LMAO
