How long will Amber stick with making meals at home?

  • 1 day

    Votes: 59 24.7%
  • Few days

    Votes: 27 11.3%
  • 1 week

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • 2 weeks

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • She’ll actually succeed

    Votes: 4 1.7%
  • She’ll lie and pretend to keep up with this habit longer to get back at the haydurs

    Votes: 146 61.1%

  • Total voters

So...her cooking knowledge consists of frozen tater.tots, pasta, and grilled cheese sandwiches. Pretty much all empty carbs. And she is a 27-year-old woman. On a side note, this seems to be a common trend amongst deathfats. Anytime that they say that they'll be cooking from home from now, they immediately cook up some pasta. It's kind of amusing to watch the neurological patterns of these rotund individuals.

"I was expecting some bad news"

In what realm is 556 NOT bad news?

I love how literally 24 hours ago she was blaming her comment section for losing her dietitian and bitchily congratulating all of us for ruining this whole thing for her, and now she's making a sympathy grab about sobbing at the comments.

Also: Fucking. Takeout. Starbucks. Water. Fuck entirely off with that shit. Are you telling me she doesn't have a Starbucks cup somewhere in her collection if it was that important to her?

Isn’t Kerlee Steel that bitch who made a HUGE mockery out of AL in the flamin’ hot Cheeto challenge? I hate AL, but I was pissed on her behalf for the twattery that girl played on her. It shows how low AL’s self-esteem is that she still follows her and orders water from Starbucks to be like her.

AL- she was never your friend. She made a fool of you. You will never be anything like her, but tbh why would anyone want to?

ETA embedded video mentioned and to see AL looking particularly svelte in this throwback


Stylish Shitposter
  • In the comments, she sees a lot of people telling her that if she doesn’t lose weight, this will be her last Christmas
Nah, she would probably live, one of the doctors i know always told me that the fatties get in line when they know they are going to die, unless the damage is absolutely permanent then they just keep eating until the obvious happen

that pasta was cooked for almost an hour it looks like.
For a second i thought that was french fries

Captain Ahab
556lbs and growing. Just wow.

The most baffling thing to me is that she not only has to eat enough to maintain her 550+ weight, she is also eating enough to put weight on. I don't think she will get to 600lbs in the next six months, but if she keeps going this way, next Christmas she will be 600lbs.
She’ll be bedbound soon. We are already seeing the first signs. Her weight gain will skyrocket.

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