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MUKBANG WEIGH IN-VLOGMAS DAY 7 12/7/18

Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by JambledUpWords, Dec 7, 2018 at 11:01 AM.

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How long will Amber stick with making meals at home?

  1. 1 day

    56 vote(s)
    24.3%
  2. Few days

    26 vote(s)
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  3. 1 week

    3 vote(s)
    1.3%
  4. 2 weeks

    0 vote(s)
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  5. 1 month

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  6. She’ll actually succeed

    4 vote(s)
    1.7%
  7. She’ll lie and pretend to keep up with this habit longer to get back at the haydurs

    141 vote(s)
    61.3%
  1. When even your fucking water has to be take out. This massive bitch will never change.
     
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  2. Let's be real, there is only so much that can be discussed about a gorl who gives us exclusively riveting content such as binges and Wommart and binges and Wommart. Us haydurs are in this never-ending monotonous spiral along with her.
     
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  3. Loved the shout out to the fat pool thread here.

    Also listening to her eat makes me physically ill. I tried to persevere but I had to stop.
     
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  4. Finally found containers from Walmart for food prep? That's a lahh. She already has plenty, she showed them just few months ago.

    She didn't show the actual weigh-in? A LAHH. So the 587 might be accurate. Nothing to see here really, bulking for new years. next fat.
     
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  5. So...her cooking knowledge consists of frozen tater.tots, pasta, and grilled cheese sandwiches. Pretty much all empty carbs. And she is a 27-year-old woman. On a side note, this seems to be a common trend amongst deathfats. Anytime that they say that they'll be cooking from home from now, they immediately cook up some pasta. It's kind of amusing to watch the neurological patterns of these rotund individuals.
     
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  6. She ordered ice water from Starbucks like... what?

    Also please fill me in, is 556 her "official" highest weight? I lost track amongst the speculations.
     
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  7. "I was expecting some bad news"

    In what realm is 556 NOT bad news?

    I love how literally 24 hours ago she was blaming her comment section for losing her dietitian and bitchily congratulating all of us for ruining this whole thing for her, and now she's making a sympathy grab about sobbing at the comments.

    Also: Fucking. Takeout. Starbucks. Water. Fuck entirely off with that shit. Are you telling me she doesn't have a Starbucks cup somewhere in her collection if it was that important to her?
     
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  8. I know some people take whatever weight she says she is and add 15-20 pounds.
     
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    JambledUpWords

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  9. Woah...usually the cycle of "POOR ME IM SO SCARED OF DYING" to fatty fatty mukbang time, is 1-2 videos. But this time it happened all in the same video! Our gorl is making progress!
     
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  10. Isn’t Kerlee Steel that bitch who made a HUGE mockery out of AL in the flamin’ hot Cheeto challenge? I hate AL, but I was pissed on her behalf for the twattery that girl played on her. It shows how low AL’s self-esteem is that she still follows her and orders water from Starbucks to be like her.

    AL- she was never your friend. She made a fool of you. You will never be anything like her, but tbh why would anyone want to?

    ETA embedded video mentioned and to see AL looking particularly svelte in this throwback
     
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  11. With every video she releases, I get the ominous feeling that she’s gonna go to the great buffet in the sky before sooner before she hits the big 600. Unless she’s like Ashley Isaacs and she’s feeding off the souls of dead fats of the past.
     
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  12. that pasta was cooked for almost an hour it looks like.
     
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    HomeAloneTwo

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  13. Jesus Christ. Tapped out in 8 mins. Ad count: 7

    There was something wrong about her face that was bugging me and then I realised what it was. She literally has no eye brows left
     
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  14. Nah, she would probably live, one of the doctors i know always told me that the fatties get in line when they know they are going to die, unless the damage is absolutely permanent then they just keep eating until the obvious happen

    For a second i thought that was french fries
     
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  15. Drinking water is an achievement.
     
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  16. She’ll be bedbound soon. We are already seeing the first signs. Her weight gain will skyrocket.
     
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  17. Thanks! But I actually meant something else, I'll rephrase my question: is this the heaviest she's admitted to be?
     
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  18. I didnt even think take out water was a thing
     
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  19. Knowing Starbucks hat water probably had tons of sugar in it.
     
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