Mulan (2020) - Chink War Movie

The Pink Panther

The Nigga Panther
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Aladdin didn't kill off the live action remakes? Really?

Hell no. Lion King and Maleficent 2 are set for later this year, then Lady and the Tramp (on Disney+), then Mulan and Cruella (in similar vein to Maleficent), and they just pushed Little Mermaid into production. They aren't even close to being finished.
 

Salubrious

Feelin' Healthy
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Chin of Campbell

Un-chinny Valley
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I can't wait when they start singing "making a man out of you" and Mulan snaps and rips everyone's penis off.
Imfuckingplying that song will be anywhere near this movie. Some exec is going to explain that "that song doesn't really fit into our vision of a modern Mulan film" closer to release, guarantee it.
 

CheezzyMach

Viva Latina
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The fact that a half baked effort like Aladdin made money just further proves that Disney has mentally enslaved humanity.

Mulan doesn't look bad, and it certainly looks like it isn't trying to just remake the old animated film, which I'm fine with.

But why is Mulan not in disguise on the battlefield?
Meh, shit movies have been making bank since the dawn of cinema.
 
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UE 558

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This is like the inverse of Aladdin and B&B. While those two were frame by frame remakes that added basically nothing to the story, this seems like almost an entirely different movie that only shares the Mulan title because brand recognition
 

The tired cat

Fluffy angel of death
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I said this in a previous topic, but the funny thing there was already a live action Mulan made by China and it actually had Jackie Chan playing a badguy, probably the only movie he ever did that in. The film itself wasn't really that good, and well the only bright spot you had was Jackie playing a Mongolian warlord and just hamming it up.
 
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