Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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World's Best Dad

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You know, him comparing his life to television shows actually reminds me a lot of how Etika would do the same before he died.
I don't think in this case it is necessarily that people nowadays are growing up to believe fantasy version of the world they live in, but that the mentally ill have a hard time discerning reality from fiction and start to believe that if something can work in fiction then it must be able to work in the real world.
Yeah, except Etika was actually likeable at the end (at least sympathetic if you didn't like him). Mumkey has left his girlfriend for some washed-up pedofur, and is still trying to put himself on the moral high ground.
 

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Null, if you EVER answer Lius call, you have to stream it. I want to hear you interacting with that high IQ individual.
EDIT 2: Somebody sent this over to me from Internet Historian's discord. People out of the loop were catching up on the drama, and they noticed that Tomas was mentioned. They asked if it was really him, and he posted this screenshot to prove himself before later deleting:
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Notice the dates.
The calls were directed at Tomas on Discord, not Josh. Unless you're referring to the upcoming Dick stream or something else that I hadn't seen yet.
 

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Yeah, except Etika was actually likeable at the end (at least sympathetic if you didn't like him). Mumkey has left his girlfriend for some washed-up pedofur, and is still trying to put himself on the moral high ground.
I think the worst part about it is when his brother talked about how he's no longer going to accept Mumkey back into the family home until he breaks up with his current girlfriend. Which is a good thing, until Mumkey starts going off about how family should accept you no matter what you do and brings up the fucking Valentines Day shooter and his brother as an example of that.
Even before he cheated on Liu, Mumkey was always fascinated with shooters, such as Elliot, and I think now that his mental health is deteriorating he's starting to sympathize with them more and more.
Sheepover honestly dodged a fucking a fucking bullet there by ending things off with him (literally depending on how future events go w/ Mumkey.)
 
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Unog

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It's obvious that from Mumkey's newest video 'How I broke bad' that if he were to actually acknowledge that Liu is a toxic that he would lose everything. Mumkey lost everything and everyone the moment he cheated on Sheepover with Liu and if he were to breakup with Liu he'd feel like everything he lost was for nothing. He can't bring himself to admit that, he acknowledges that Liu is a piece of shit person and yet talks about forgiveness in his video like he's a Stockholm victim. Liu will most likely emotionally abuse Mumkey in the future if he continues to stay with her and him getting reprimanded by his family, friends and fans is a 100% deserved.
I agree 100%. The only chance the guy has and the one piece of advice I think he needs to hear the most, is that when you've fucked up as bad as he has, the first thing to do is to come to grips with just how badly you've fucked up.

There's a few adages that'd fit, but I think the best two for him at the moment are "if you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do would be stop digging", and "the first step to solving a problem is admitting that you have one".
 

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Here are my thought on the entire thing

First of all, out of all of the things Mumk is doing wrong, financially he's fucking himself into the dirt,
When he was cheating he couldn't even afford to pay for Liu's train ticket, but now he buys himself a house and a car? His YT is making less money since he had to remake it, he can't suckle on sheep's teet anymore, his fan (who supplemented his income when he got banned out of love for him) are now turning away from him because he's lashing out at them, SOTY is demonetized, he and Asterios have bad blood now and its unclear if they'll go back to working with each other, he convinced Liu to stop drawing furry porn and get a job which will probably pay less than drawing furry porn, one of his books was deleted off amazon and he's so numb from the drugs that he has no creativity left to make videos... what's left? His streams? The man's life is burning down around him and he's too drugged up to notice. He's going to be fucking homeless soon if he doesn't do something.

I feel a little sorry for him since everyone has always known he has mental problems and this is just those mental problems finally acting up enough for him to start exhibiting self destructive tendencies. And when you have mental problem, when it comes to relationships, you have 2 options:
1. Find someone with the patience of a saint who loves you enough to deal with your eccentricities and maybe help you work on them.
2. Find someone who doesn't care because they're as fucked up as you and don't even care about you because they're too self absorbed and then race to the bottom as you see who gets the other person to ruin their life first (probably mumkey because Liu has a pussy so she can always squat in someone else's life if she fucks up hers too badly)

He had option #1 with sheep, but he was too much of a horny fuck, and the moment he talked to another girls (who unfortunately for him was a sad degenerate who was willing to suck his dick after knowing him for a hot minute) he moved on to option #2.

The worst move in all of this is the videos he's making about it. After starting drama with people on a nearly weekly basis for years, now that the drama spotlight is on him he can't handle it. So now, not only is he passively aggressively attacking his own fanbase, but also swearing off drama, which was the thing they liked about him in the first place.

It's clear from the videos and his tweets that he's upset with people talking about him and what they're saying, so he's responding by claiming he doesn't care in a way that not only makes it obvious that he does, but is also an obvious attack on everyone watching, which are just his subscribers. It will not end well for him. Especially since most of the people talking about him aren't malicious. He's not some guy who everyone hates and just wants to fuck with, his subs probably still like him and hope he pulls himself together, but he sees their involvement as a personal attack and their sympathy is running out fast.

The sad part is that Liu doesn't even care about him. She's emotionally unstable, "loves" about 5 other guys, is a desperate attention seeker and gladly spreads more gossip about him as they are dating. He's convinced himself the he loves her, while for her he's just the flavor of the month. And I know he says people don't know her like he does because they're just strangers on the internet who only get to see the worst of her, but there are some things that a person does and ways they can act that you don't need to know any more about them. Everyone can see those things in Liu but Mumkey. Oh, and she's also supplying him with drugs, which can't be good for him.

One more thing about Mumkey is that he goes through friends like tissue paper. His roster of associates is ever-changing because he's always getting into fights with them. Granted, in most cases its them who fuck Mumkey over, but he must be doing something for everyone he knows to end up treating him that way. I think now even Rusty has beef with him over something.

He needs to dump Liu, make a mends with his subs by admitting he's been having a mental breakdown and promise to cut the shit, stop thinking that one visit with a therapist is him 90% of the way to mental health, and start doing what he can to make money before he's living in a box.

One person, however, who I have no sympathy for is ABR and his girlfriend. I would not believe a thing those two exceptional individuals say.
You guys don't know this because you didn't watch his videos up until now, but Mumkey did everything he could to help ABR with his drinking problem. Mumkey really tried his best to get this fat alcoholic to stop drinking and work on his music so he could make some money. It was a herculean effort by Tyler to try and get this guy to put the bottle down, only for him to get mad at Tyler for calling the cops on him when he almost killed his girlfriend.

Anyway, best of luck to Mumkey with his impending breakup, homelessness and inevitable suicide.
 

Rebis

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He's subtle, cops won't do anything. In the end you can't help someone who doesn't want it. Dudes pills are fucking with him too. Fucking with the situation might make things worse.

Just a passing thought. I don't know the dude at all, the situation is just a curiosity. Still, I wonder if I'll regret not reaching out if he does himself in.
Honestly it sucks he’s in this position but he’s still a human being with free will, and I don’t think calling the guberment on him is the right thing to do.

Like I’m not saying never try to stop somebody from killing themselves, but we’re not friends or family. We’re random assholes on the internet who’ve never met him.
 

Snídely Whiplashó

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Honestly it sucks he’s in this position but he’s still a human being with free will, and I don’t think calling the guberment on him is the right thing to do.

Like I’m not saying never try to stop somebody from killing themselves, but we’re not friends or family. We’re random assholes on the internet who’ve never met him.
Normally I'd agree with that sort of notion; he's a grown ass man after all, and he's allowed to make his own decisions. That being said however, I feel it's also fair to criticize and/or castigate him for fostering a pedophile.
 

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To be honest I doubt most people (including myself) would even care if he was making 'good' or entertaining content but the fact is that his content this year has mostly been pretty bland for those aren't a fan of podcast or streams.
Just like Spoony most people are supporting his patreon of out pity for the person, but now the pity well has dried up so now mumkey's finical support from his fans is already at less than half of the amount it was and it continues to slowly bleed patreons.

As far as I can see is the only two moves that mumkey can make that'll rectify himself in the eyes of public is if he dumps liu and/or starts making the content that people actually became fans of him for not these podcasts and streams that most people don't give a shit about.
If he could move on past all of this shit and give the people what they want then all this shit will be forgotten by the majority of people.
But the truth of it the reason why most people come here is because quite honestly this shit might be the most interesting/entertaining shit related to mumkey jones since he was fighting to get back his space on the internet.

But because of the drugs and mumkey's delusions about his situation being one he cannot escape we're unlikely going to get the mumkey from 6 months ago ever again.
 

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or, y'know, the ultimate 'go mad with ambition that ultimately lead to self-destruction', the tragedy of Macbeth.
See if this sounds familiar; a man doing very well for himself comes to believe that he's invincible and destined for unparalleled success. Riled by this and pushed by the wicked whispers of a woman, the man betrays everything that he stands for, sets ruin to everything he made, and even at the height of his power, begins to go mad from the chaos he's wrought. Overcome at the weight of his own actions, the man slowly breaks, and having abandoned all his friends and allies, is left alone with the woman, and what power remains. Once she goes, the man is completely shattered, and finally ripped from the idea of his invincible guarantee of success, the man gives in to the chaos, and finally dies.

Translate it to modern, and could you imagine him giving a speech like this?
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."
To be fair I wanted to keep it on popular tv so Mumkey gets it but yeah you just hit the nail in the head.
 
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Snídely Whiplashó

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Translate it to modern, and could you imagine him giving a speech like this?
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."
He reminds me of Hamlet right now; he's melodramatic, bitchy, and I can't fully tell whether he's acting the way he is in order to keep a brave face for his audience, or if he's genuinely delusional and believes that Liu can change, despite the fact she's still in contact with the 15 year old she fucked. It's somewhat sad, yet oddly fascinating.
 

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He reminds me of Hamlet right now; he's melodramatic, bitchy, and I can't fully tell whether he's acting the way he is in order to keep a brave face for his audience, or if he's genuinely delusional and believes that Liu can change, despite the fact she's still in contact with the 15 year old she fucked. It's somewhat sad, yet oddly fascinating.
Hamlet would've told her to fuck off like he did with Ophelia though.
 

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Mumkey isn't an incel just because he viewed r9k or almost an incel he got laid in high school and got laid plently of times throughout his life with a girlfriend who genuinely cared about him. Most incels haven't even hold a girl's hand let alone had a genuine relationship with a women. Mumkey is a zoomer who would have been an emokid if he was born just a few years earlier.
Well... i think the term incel should be redefined.
"Incel" as it means no means simpley an akward neet that can´t for the life of him touch a woman.

What it should mean is a man with the almost virgin desperation for women. In their lifes there is nothing else but the pursit for women. Often refusing to see their own flaws and develop in order to score better tail. Its hedonism in its purest form.

Mumkey is entierely direction less and the only thing that keeps him from offing himself is Liu. Even tough all of his friends and family abandond him and his carrer tanked he still sticks with this woman why?
Because...
Mumkeys entire world is based on how women view him, there is nothing else. Much like Elliot Rodger. All he can focus on is having the warmth of a woman. Granted for all men womens attention is important or else we would all proably be fat jobless slobs. But most males have something else to divide their attention to be it hobbies or their carrer. As stated before he never were to popular with the fairer sex until he came up with the mumkey thing.

He made a tinder profile to try to find somone to replace liu but totaly failed. He belives that he will die alone if he dosen´t stick with Liu. I think the reason he got the meds in the first place was to deafen his subconscious. He know that he will never score a sheepover again a woman who unconditionally loved him and cared for him. You know what she proably would be a cuckqueen if he first talked to her. He can´t be fixed by meds or therapy.

The only thing that could would be a new direction in life and where will that come from? He is a weak willed bitch and there is no where else to turn.

Carrer? Big nope with all of this diry laundry.
Youtube? He can´t make edgy videos now he would get deleted faster then mr bond
New woman? How? He looks like a worse nikolas Cruz and he refuses to self improve so hes stuck with the trailerpark trash.

The bullet is the next stop

it continues to slowly bleed patreons.
200 bucks in 4 days.
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To be honest I doubt most people (including myself) would even care if he was making 'good' or entertaining content but the fact is that his content this year has mostly been pretty bland for those aren't a fan of podcast or streams.
Just like Spoony most people are supporting his patreon of out pity for the person, but now the pity well has dried up so now mumkey's finical support from his fans is already at less than half of the amount it was and it continues to slowly bleed patreons.

As far as I can see is the only two moves that mumkey can make that'll rectify himself in the eyes of public is if he dumps liu and/or starts making the content that people actually became fans of him for not these podcasts and streams that most people don't give a shit about.
If he could move on past all of this shit and give the people what they want then all this shit will be forgotten by the majority of people.
But the truth of it the reason why most people come here is because quite honestly this shit might be the most interesting/entertaining shit related to mumkey jones since he was fighting to get back his space on the internet.

But because of the drugs and mumkey's delusions about his situation being one he cannot escape we're unlikely going to get the mumkey from 6 months ago ever again.
Mumkey's content has been boring garbage for a while. Remember when he made satire? Or documentaries about interesting shit? It seems he's just stopped doing anything that requires writing, which is what people signed up for in the first place.
 

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If I were working full time at minium wage job I could be making that much.
But If you look at monkey's patreon since February we can see that his fanbase has been declining as he stopped making the content that they came there for and most people can only pity someone for so long before they fall into apathy.
Although looking at his patreon stats and his youtube comments it seems that all this situation with Liu has done has sped things up but I guarantee you that (provided he is still alive by that point) Mumkey's patreon will likely plateau around 700 dollars by the end of this year.
It'll be even less if mumkey doesn't do any streams or podcasts.
 

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You know what she proably would be a cuckqueen if he first talked to her.
Given how she was still in contact with him up until his proposal, I think that is a distinct possibility. However, I would refrain from making any judgements on how "unconditional" or "Conditional" their relationship was. We don't really know all that much about them together during the relationship other then Jackie sperging out and making claims.
 
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Mumkey's content has been boring garbage for a while. Remember when he made satire? Or documentaries about interesting shit? It seems he's just stopped doing anything that requires writing, which is what people signed up for in the first place.
Mumkey as a content creator, separate from his other drama, has essentially become neo-Spoony in my eyes.
 

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