Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Being a doctor in Colorado must be exhausting. On top of the munchies, you have tons of people claiming celiac and weird allergies on a likely daily basis. Thank god they don’t have to deal with as many drug seekers for MMJ now that it’s legal.
 
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Lissamine Green

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Brain bleach is probably what Krissy used after her kid got surgery to make sure all the stitches popped and her daughter got infected.

I'm lying, of course. I'm confident she rubbed actual shit on the wound. And probably popped the stitches herself. I'm going to guess, at a glance, that things like getting your stitches popped by mom happens whenever you misbehave or talk back.
I'm ready for that lobotomy now. Better get me a bottle of vodka, too, just in case there's something left over. (:_(
 

SourDiesel

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Holy Christ, people. What the actual fuck? Definitely that insane woman requires an entire thread and she needs it right now.

Who's quality of life did those surgeries improve anyway? The kids seem like they liked their life more before. The mom seems happy though.

I've never wanted to punch the smug off a doctor's face as much as I do right now though. Even the Schofield doctors seemed bamboozled when they stuck around but Susan had to do a lot of doctor shopping. Most doctors were absolutely not having it. This dude seems to be getting off on fucking up these kids as much as thier mother is.

MOTI!!!
 

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Kate Farms Shill

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They have no idea where the proving ground is. Boy are they in for a surprise.
They have no idea what the proving ground is. They think it's a code name for a proof reader employed by IF, who I apparently also work for.

Also lol @ making a big deal about the wording "the deed is done" as if it was something dark and ominous. I was quoting Mr. Krabs because I felt a bit silly that evening.

 
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Don't worry everyone. Munchausen and MbP has been "totally debunked"! Let's go home.
They have no idea what the proving ground is. They think it's a code name for a proof reader employed by IF, who I apparently also work for.

Also lol @ making a big deal about the wording "the deed is done" as if it was something dark and ominous. I was quoting Mr. Krabs because I felt a bit silly that evening.

That woman is off her rocker insane. She's also a flight attendant, which is neither here nor there, but I highly doubt she's the sleuthy genius she thinks she is.

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Kate Farms Shill

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Don't worry everyone. Munchausen and MbP has been "totally debunked"! Let's go home.


That woman is off her rocker insane. She's also a flight attendant, which is neither here nor there, but I highly doubt she's the sleuthy genius she thinks she is.
Aside from her ranting about how IF is a Big Pharma conspiracy, a quick browse of her Twitter sees her ranting about fumes and "aerotoxins" that she's been exposed to and how they impair cognitive function.

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Never would have guessed.
 
Aside from her ranting about how IF is a Big Pharma conspiracy, a quick browse of her Twitter sees her ranting about fumes and "aerotoxins" that she's been exposed to and how they impair cognitive function.
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Never would have guessed.
Her book also calls airline customers "crazy". For people obsessed with ableism they sure do like to throw out words like "crazy", "psycho" etc around
 

Kate Farms Shill

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Her book also calls airline customers "crazy". For people obsessed with ableism they sure do like to throw out words like "crazy", "psycho" etc around
They're all so obsessed with the idea that we're "cyberstalking" and this is ILLEGAL!!!

If you don't post about what you're doing every minute of your life, we won't know about it. Simple solution, costs absolutely nothing to pull off. Just... don't post about what you're doing today, and then we won't fucking know what you're doing today, and then we can't talk about it.

Social media is such a beautiful little blessing. Give people a public outlet and nearly limitless options for what they can input, and they fill it up with pure entertainment.
 

Occam's Epilady

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Aside from her ranting about how IF is a Big Pharma conspiracy, a quick browse of her Twitter sees her ranting about fumes and "aerotoxins" that she's been exposed to and how they impair cognitive function.
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Never would have guessed.
She also runs a group for flight attendants who had what I'm sure were extremely severe and medically verified reactions to "toxic chemicals" in their uniforms. TOXINS EVERYWHERE, you guys. Toxins that, inexplicably, don't leave the uniform when it's washed but somehow do immediately leap out and contaminate the wearer of said uniform.
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Ellesse_warrior

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UH OH GUYS, THEY FIGURED ME OUT.
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You know, this is the first time I had a New York Times Bestseller accuse me of being the mastermind of a massive conspiracy. I feel honored.
There should be an award for mentions like this. A Sonichu medallion maybe?

Aside from her ranting about how IF is a Big Pharma conspiracy, a quick browse of her Twitter sees her ranting about fumes and "aerotoxins" that she's been exposed to and how they impair cognitive function.
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Never would have guessed.
This is a step below ranting about contrails and 5G radiation. Seems like a good candidate as a future Morgellons warrior
 

Ihatechildren

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There should be an award for mentions like this. A Sonichu medallion maybe?


This is a step below ranting about contrails and 5G radiation. Seems like a good candidate as a future Morgellons warrior
You beat me to the Morgellons.

This woman is taking her insane ranting to fatlogic, gardening groups and other unrelated groups on reddit because she is literally following illness fakers members everywhere to respond to their posts and comments .
 

Casket Base

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A quick word on Heather Poole's apparent obsession

Okay, so I did a bit of digging on the subject because when people throw around phrases like "organophosphates" my autism is triggered. Organophosphates are a class of molecule that can include DNA, ATP, etc but I think they're referring specifically to certain insecticides and exposure can cause red eyes, burning lungs, skin irritation, nerve damage in high doses etc etc.

Now, insecticide use is required for travel to/from certain countries. The US follows the recommendation by the World Health Organization to use pyrethroids, which is so safe we spray it on our skin to keep mosquitoes away. DDT hasn't been used since it's ban in 1972. Insecticides aren't used for most flights including short ones within the continental United States. The actual method of deinsection isn't strictly regulated but the best way to reduce your exposure? Don't touch wet insecticides/pesticides. Sorted.
 

dopedodo

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I'd never heard of Ms Khakpour before, so checked her twitter to find the usual list of illnesses in her bio plus "CIRS" which stands for "chronic inflammatory response syndrome". I googled for some symptoms, and well, if you've ever felt mildly uncomfortable you probably have it guys and it's definitely real!


CIRS General Signs & Symptoms
Fatigue, weakness, flu-like symptoms, exhaustion, insomnia, sensitivity to environment, and possible multiple diagnoses from various doctors.


Eye/Ear/Nose/Throat Symptoms
Blurred or hazy vision, eyes sensitive to light, eyes tear easily, , puffy/dark circles below the eyes, night blindness, ringing in the ears, hearing loss, dizziness, sinus/nasal congestion, nose bleeds, sensitive to odors, vocal cord polyps, nasal polyps, laryngitis or raspy voice, burning in the throat, or sore throat


Musculoskeletal Symptoms
Joint pain, shooting pain, ice-pick sharp pain, burning pain, stabbing pain, muscle cramps, muscle aches, muscle weakness, fleeting pain/pain that moves around, tics, spastic muscles, charlie horses, hands curl up like a claw, toes/feet curl up, morning stiffness


Lungs/Heart Symptoms
Shortness of breath and tachycardia (fast heart beat) with exercise, cough, wheezing, asthma, swelling or edema, heart palpitations, heart pounds intermittently


Digestive/Liver/Urinary Symptoms
Metallic taste in mouth, bile reflux, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, abdominal pain, weight loss, weight gain, urinary frequency


Nervous/Endocrine/Immune Symptoms
Insomnia, headache, dizziness, mental confusion, poor concentration, poor short-term memory, forgetfulness, can’t remember names or words, poor word recall, disorientation, decreased learning ability, extreme thirst, low blood pressure, poor body temperature regulation, numbness, tingling, tremors, vertigo, Parkinson's-like symptoms, mood swings, anxiety, irritability, lack of sex drive, swollen and painful lymph nodes


Skin Symptoms
Skin is sensitive, skin is itchy, feels like bugs crawling on skin, feels like bugs stinging or biting but there is nothing there, easy bruising, Itchy pimples, skin sores, bumpy skin, thickened skin, skin peeling, burning sensations, red face, sweats - especially at night, static shocks, skin reacts to sun, even through clothing sometimes, vitiligo, cherry hemangiomas, and urticaria, commonly known as hives



Extremities
Cold hands/feet, discolored hands and feet such as white and red mottling, numbness in parts of the body, e.g. foot "goes to sleep", tingling, hands shake, and clawing of fingers or toes



Visual Contrast Sensitivity Testing, commonly known as Visual Contrast Testing, was originally developed by the U.S. Military Medical Services as a visual assessment for jet fighter pilots. It is a testing measure for the ability to see details at variable contrast levels of grey. While in fact it is a nonspecific test of neurological immune functional assessment- it is found to possess a high degree of accuracy and sensitivity for biotoxin exposure.

Visual contrast ability is impaired in most CIRS sufferers whereby over 90% of them fail a simple VCS test. VCS testing provides an initial indication of whether CIRS is a likely diagnosis, although it cannot confirm or rule out CIRS.

If you have any of the symptoms listed and you have sought medical treatment with no significant results we encourage you to make an appointment with a Chronic Inflammatory Response Syndrome physician, CIRS specialist, Dr. Sherif Hassan.
Dr Sherif Hassan has a special interest in Lyme and Candida infections, and getting fat checks from hypochondriacs.
 

Kate Farms Shill

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A quick word on Heather Poole's apparent obsession

Okay, so I did a bit of digging on the subject because when people throw around phrases like "organophosphates" my autism is triggered. Organophosphates are a class of molecule that can include DNA, ATP, etc but I think they're referring specifically to certain insecticides and exposure can cause red eyes, burning lungs, skin irritation, nerve damage in high doses etc etc.

Now, insecticide use is required for travel to/from certain countries. The US follows the recommendation by the World Health Organization to use pyrethroids, which is so safe we spray it on our skin to keep mosquitoes away. DDT hasn't been used since it's ban in 1972. Insecticides aren't used for most flights including short ones within the continental United States. The actual method of deinsection isn't strictly regulated but the best way to reduce your exposure? Don't touch wet insecticides/pesticides. Sorted.
How dare you suggest a simple solution that implies if they actually have health problems from touching chemicals they weren't supposed to touch it's their fault they touched them, and by extension since most of them will vehemently deny having touched the chemicals that the symptoms are psychosomatic or unrelated!

Chemicals!

Organophosphates is a very big word!
 

dopedodo

fat bird
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I would like to congratulate various users of this image board on their distinguished medical and scientific careers. She's obviously not looked around IF much, as Reddit is about the only SM outlet that doesn't get mined for munchies.

Also I'm wondering what % of her followers are bought, considering the rather low engagement rate from an apparent 90k+ followers.

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