Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Ok they have a main group, Give me your money. pretty much its a bunch of stay at home parents and liberal arts college students. Someone wants something they ask for the money to fund. The group scrapes together their change and gives it via paypal, cash app, venmo. to the person asking for the funds. Picture a highschool party and everyone chipping in for a case of beer but knowing the buyer is going to run out of the back door and not return till it's time for more money. Also if you don't like someone for any reason you can pay the owner 10$ to have them banned. they can pay 50$ to owner to return. unless they join the LUX group it makes you teflon from the 10$ ban. things that will get them to pay to ban you is not using a pronoun, being pro life ect..

The Lux group the price is 15$ they also have the same begging for funds. (Totally worth it if you go in there like I did with intent to troll) one of the "perks" to the membership is they sometimes do a give away of a free pin. I think they are stupid but whatever helps the kids sleep at night. The pin drop pushes members into the next form of membership..

For the low fee of 10$ a month the lux members can become gold. (the owner of the groups makes pins. The kind of crap you would see in a gumball machine at the local grocery) he sells the pins to members for 10-15$ gold members have a chance to win limited editions. That they hold onto hype up and then sell for 150-200$ 6 months later I noticed most of the people who do this are members of the admin team possible one person with alt accounts due to I never see them on at the same time.

The roving house that is the group for pin sales. I never looked at it b/c it's not the contect I seek.

The other groups out there I don't know b/c I just only scratched the surface. https://givemeyourmoney.net/ View attachment 1131528View attachment 1131530
It’s like a weird internet version of a susu https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susu_(informal_loan_club)?wprov=sfti1

...except it’s full of strangers who will probably try to scam you.
 

Refrigerator Poet

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Glancing at her Go Fund Me it looks like she is going to Russia to do Hematopoietic stem cell transplantation (HSCT) which is right now for Multiple Sclerosis. It is a promising treatment but there is still a need for rigorous studies to prove its efficacy and safety. But if you have a debilitating disease, it might be worth the risk for a possible cure. It’s currently not covered by most insurance or national health care organizations because it’s still experimental, but it does have a body of evidence to support that it could work.

Here is one source discussing the controversy:

I’m only familiar with it because an acquaintance went to Mexico for HSCT and I’ve been following along to see what happens. She just returned and it looks like the clinic was very professional and did a very good job of educating the patients on risks and what was involved in treatment, more so than I see in American healthcare.
They’re peddling it for CIDP, too. Which makes sense because it’s a demyelinating disease like MS, except without the brain lesions.

I listened to a really good podcast about stem cell therapy recently, and it seems like the science is far from settled. Stem cell practitioners and suppliers talk a good game about all the things it can do, but it doesn’t seem like it’s been fully tested. I’m not a medical professional, but I’m educated in science, and the science doesn’t seem to add up.
 

Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo

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My cow has yet to launch her latest reeeeeemergency fundraiser for her mysterious, highly Instagram-able hospital visit. It will come sooner or later.
Posts like this make me want to do some dookie-touching. She has done anything but "work hard". 4 or 5 streams a month with e-begging across social platforms. She did finally acknowledge her chief simp after he shitposted everywhere for weeks about how awesome she is. Donny boy, you can get that 40 year old punani at any cougar bar and most of them probably don't have mustard colored hair or larp as a "hard working streamer."
Refer to my previous entries on her for how her next stream will go. Ranting, doing that clapping to make a point thing, sitting at the title screen of whatever hot game she's trying to glom onto crying she's going to be homeless, blah blah. There will be 14 minutes about how getting banned a few years back (that she absolutely fucking deserved) destroyed her community. It wasn't because she thinks everybody in chat is trying to promote themselves and launches into megacunt mode. Or telling a 14 year old boy to "go look at some porn".
Which she is now making voluntarily.
This is girl Dsp with tits and tattoos. Well, bigger tits.

When the simps ejaculate into her paypal and other accounts, she will disappear again and return weeks or even months later with more tattoos, more mallgoth hot topic clothes and crying about having no food.
 

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Its quite.....too quite, is there a munchie storm a brewing?

Anyone here/see the living petri dish Paige? Or Sarah-jean?
It’s more that a lot of the regulars from here are now posting in /r/illnessfakersgonewild I would say, or guess. I check in from time to time it seems to be the most active munchie spotting area and they are all quite good for reddit. With the odd munchie amongst them but they get called out quite quickly. Someone jumped on me for misgendering someone in chat & everyone jumped on them for being a wet blanket very quickly.

I don’t watch Sarah jean as she annoys me, and I cannot sit through her videos. At a quick glance at her YouTube she’s still posting videos, however.
I took one for the team and watched her last one titled “narcolepsy had me miss work”
Starts by talking about her hair
Goes on tangent about her nurse
Says her line was pulled as apparently discussed in a previous video. Apparently had pain in her hand.
Apparently is back at work after having time off
Apparently talked to nurse about washing her hair? I think? As she had an appointment ....idk this girl makes no sense. (Why bother your nurse with some trivial shit. )
Wants her hair curly, as it’s hard to wash it with hurty hand.
It won’t curl after being straightened
Has an IV on her forearm which means she can get to work.
felt ill immediately as she gets there. Fell asleep in her car didn’t remember what happened just waking up.
Then goes on about drinking a ginger drink.
Back to work says she passed out for 2 hours & 45 mins
Thought it was 15 mins at first.
Drank some water in her car
Worked for 2 hours & Went home early.
Was too tired to stay longer.
Came home, almost home realised need to eat got frozen pasta. + drink
Is eating in bed.
Rambles about watching a movie
Doing research for a room for her organisation
More rambling about her hair
More sitting in bed rambling about hot flashes &. migraines.
Has work to do.
Random dance in bed watching will & grace.
Has a tooth ache
Had movie night yesterday with her dad
Watching movies & will & grace today.
Tooth ache complaining again.
Mentions she wants to not use chair at work because might not need it.
Worried if doesn’t use it something could happen & she causes a scene (lol she causes a scene anyway)
Wants to test standing abilities
What do you think guise comment below should I not use my chair?
Questions why she has joint pain more in the evening,... (maybe cause you’ve spent hours in bed Sarah-jean)
More rambling about headaches and tooth ache.
Lights are off to try & help her sleep. More watching will & grace in bed.
Cat is legit dying in background, apparently will die soon
Admits Rambling she does is cause of her ADHD
Not wearing glasses now due to hurty eyes.
Put icy hot on joints.
Tomorrow is Friday has no plans for birthday
But then rambles on about some plans
Fin.
sorry, couldn’t do a run down as well as others, it was too boring.

Not sure about Paige but the messages on the ana support group from her mum are the most wild to come out of the mess in a while.

In other munchie news
Autie: As I am her biggest fan.
apparently Autie had a suicide attempt recently (about a week ago) if it hasn’t been posted already, she’s moving up on her place in the death pool.
But she is past it and will come back stimming again, lets hope.

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eternal dog mongler

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Its quite.....too quite, is there a munchie storm a brewing?
Cherie's the only one I really pay attention to and she's been MIA ever since she first got posted here. I'm sad.
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My God, they didn't check the lumen count! Finally, my 13 years of medical training has paid off.

One. Two. As you may have ascertained from the name "double lumen" your PICC has not one but two lumina.

Watch out I got Latin on ya there. Pretty tricky right? Now calm down and stop hitting that call button like it stole your lunch money.
 
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Poop Chute

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Autie: As I am her biggest fan.
apparently Autie had a suicide attempt recently (about a week ago) if it hasn’t been posted already, she’s moving up on her place in the death pool.
But she is past it and will come back stimming again, lets hope.

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I feel so bad for her poor fucking kid. He actually has autism and his mother is a batshit attention whore.

His future isn't looking too bright.
 

Punkinsplice

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I feel so bad for her poor fucking kid. He actually has autism and his mother is a batshit attention whore.

His future isn't looking too bright.
I know, and we don't hear much about the kid. When you have a young one with special needs, it kinda takes the front seat in your life. At least it should. Parents do get sick, but even before her breakdown she was always more about herself.
 

Special spoonie

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I know, and we don't hear much about the kid. When you have a young one with special needs, it kinda takes the front seat in your life. At least it should. Parents do get sick, but even before her breakdown she was always more about herself.
I agree I feel so bad for him, especially when he’s trying to get attention in the background of her videos and she ignores him. Imagine being jealous that your kid gets attention that you make up shit to get your own.

For those of us who love stim dancing, this video Autie linked is beautiful.

I’ll give one or two in the video the benefit of the doubt that they actually have the ‘tism
But not looked into anyone else featured in the video.
 

Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo

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Is kaelijae planning a redemption story arc? Stay tuned true believers.

However, I fully expect her to just shift the ebegging back to even more vague problems like not being able to afford Vegas living. I can't afford Vegas either nor would I want to.
If she's got a tugboat and medicaid now it's time to downsize and stop larping as a "full time content creator". Shit ain't gonna work out, people have a long memory and know even when she's not ebegging she's nasty, conceited and entitled.
 

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So, this bitch is a hipster weeb, too? "Kiss Kellie Jae"? The fuck is that supposed to mean. Reminds me of this 30 something idiot I know from back home who throws random Google Translate katakana in all her Twitter posts (Donut Girl! Peach Baby!) , despite speaking zero Japanese.
She's a hot topic girl in her 40s. Prone to babytalk inbetween Valley Girl speak.

Despite the length of her "career" she's absolute shit at games which is why I think of her as a female dsp.
 

Mako_Spark

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I feel so bad for her poor fucking kid.
I'm honestly confused about the kid. She's openly suicidal and "since before Christmas, I started to decline in the worst state mentally imaginable"... how is she still allowed custody of her kid? Has no one reported her?

I ask because when I lived in the US, a mom friend had a panic attack - that's it, no history of mental illness and definitely never suicidal, I'll spoiler "the full story" because it's so boring, but suffice to say there was absolutely no 'child neglect' involved -

My friend is/always has been a very capable, loving mother and this family lived well - beautiful home (all her!), a dazzling social circle (more him - he was the son of a Hollywood legend and moving up very quickly behind-the-scenes thanks to the very rare combo of nepotism and a strong work ethic, and he knew everyone who mattered in that scene basically from birth), while she was more quiet, and unfailingly humble and warm (old money, real class - the kind where she didn't need to tell you about her impeccable pedigree because she knew someone else would fill you in) plus she was a brilliant scholar who blitzed through multiple degrees at Oxford and then became the perfect "Hollywood wife" while also pursuing her own stellar career, precisely because she couldn't have cared less about any of the celebrity bullshit, and that's so rare celebrities would do anything to win her approval.)

Anyway, the panic attack - their son was three, dad was over fatherhood and marriage too, she'd just returned from an amazing trip to her loving family in her home country to a very cold welcome and a now-loveless marriage and she and her son were both jet lagged, but on opposite schedules somehow... he wanted to sleep when she felt wide awake, and vice versa. After a week of this she was exhausted, she'd barely slept and hardly eaten anything but her son's leftovers, and she was living for the weekend when dad could shoulder some of the child care... only he was more into video games and didn't help her at all. Sunday night she started panicking thinking of another full week like the last one with no help, which developed into full-blown hyperventilation... she woke up her husband and asked him to call 911, and he told her to fuck off and let him sleep. Her heart rate is in tachycardia territory naturally, so she has a home heart rate monitor... her 'resting' pulse that night was 180. In the morning, her husband left for work, she was still deep in panic, but she got her son fed and dressed and called an uber to take him safely to his daycare (it was just around the corner from their home, but she didn't feel safe driving him or even walking, she still felt like she was having a heart attack), then called her sister-in-law (because her husband - my friend's husband's brother - has had countless debilitating panic attacks over 15-odd years). SIL raced to pick her up and take her to the ER. She was given a Xanax, and after her blood tests came back a huge dose of potassium too - she only had trace levels in her blood from being too busy with her son to eat a proper meal in ages. Everything got better very quickly, and she was discharged within hours without a psych hold or anything - but staff definitely noticed when her husband arrived and started screaming at her for being 'weak' and 'useless'. Dad picked his son up from daycare later that afternoon (he didn't know where it was, he'd never been there even though his son had been going there for a year!) and the nightmare was over - until the next day, when a DCFS worker appeared to 'follow up' on the husband's abusive behaviour in the ER, and shit got real. She's never had another panic attack (this was seven, eight years ago?) but her 'admission' to child neglect (see below) absolutely screwed her when he filed for divorce soon after to be with his mistress - it still all feels like he and his mother took advantage of this 'opportunity' to paint her as an unfit mother, and they brought up the child neglect ruling time and time again in divorce court.

but DCFS was alerted because her husband was a jerk when she went to the ER, and then they had to do a full investigation. And although the initial report was against him (for being abusive to her), somehow she ended up with a 'substantiated' charge of child neglect because she had 'failed to adequately provide for her own health as child's primary caregiver' - such bullshit, it still makes me angry because so many people actually abuse their kids and here's DCFS wasting six months on supervising this very good mother.

Anyway, when the DCFS agent came over a week later with the 'charges,' she said 'you've got to be joking, I'm not signing something saying I've neglected my child,' and the agent said 'well then I need to immediately remove your son' and she said 'well what can we do? Can we get a lawyer?' and the agent said 'sure, but I still have to remove your son while you do that, and it can take a week or more to get an emergency hearing' and the husband was there saying 'just sign it honey, it doesn't matter, we both know it's not true' (no prizes for the plot twist in the spoiler!) so she gave in and signed... I've read the entire case file, it was a fucking joke and it still makes me angry thinking about it years later - but I have asked several DCFS-connected people about it since, and it's honestly been 50/50 between 'agent clearly needed some paid time off with a nothing case, sucks for your friend, but the job's a nightmare' and 'sounds legit to me - if the dad (or the sister-in-law, or the mother-in-law, or the lady at the kid's daycare, or anyone the agent talked to) says I dunno, maybe she's depressed but mom says I feel okay, I don't plan to start seeing a psych or get on meds, then you've got no choice really - any hint of psych shit, you find some reason to pin them down and supervise, because what if you don't and then later she snaps?' (Like true DCFS workers, this is always voiced as 'we'd be in such shit' and not 'her poor child could be killed.')

TL,DR; in Cali at least it seems pretty routine for DCFS to act on even the suggestion that a parent might not be 100% 'mentally healthy'... so how is autie posting this 'worst state mentally imaginable' and 'suicidal' stuff publicly and still allowed to be unsupervised with her child? Or has she noped out of motherhood and just not told us yet?
 

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I'm honestly confused about the kid. She's openly suicidal and "since before Christmas, I started to decline in the worst state mentally imaginable"... how is she still allowed custody of her kid? Has no one reported her?

I ask because when I lived in the US, a mom friend had a panic attack - that's it, no history of mental illness and definitely never suicidal, I'll spoiler "the full story" because it's so boring, but suffice to say there was absolutely no 'child neglect' involved -

My friend is/always has been a very capable, loving mother and this family lived well - beautiful home (all her!), a dazzling social circle (more him - he was the son of a Hollywood legend and moving up very quickly behind-the-scenes thanks to the very rare combo of nepotism and a strong work ethic, and he knew everyone who mattered in that scene basically from birth), while she was more quiet, and unfailingly humble and warm (old money, real class - the kind where she didn't need to tell you about her impeccable pedigree because she knew someone else would fill you in) plus she was a brilliant scholar who blitzed through multiple degrees at Oxford and then became the perfect "Hollywood wife" while also pursuing her own stellar career, precisely because she couldn't have cared less about any of the celebrity bullshit, and that's so rare celebrities would do anything to win her approval.)

Anyway, the panic attack - their son was three, dad was over fatherhood and marriage too, she'd just returned from an amazing trip to her loving family in her home country to a very cold welcome and a now-loveless marriage and she and her son were both jet lagged, but on opposite schedules somehow... he wanted to sleep when she felt wide awake, and vice versa. After a week of this she was exhausted, she'd barely slept and hardly eaten anything but her son's leftovers, and she was living for the weekend when dad could shoulder some of the child care... only he was more into video games and didn't help her at all. Sunday night she started panicking thinking of another full week like the last one with no help, which developed into full-blown hyperventilation... she woke up her husband and asked him to call 911, and he told her to fuck off and let him sleep. Her heart rate is in tachycardia territory naturally, so she has a home heart rate monitor... her 'resting' pulse that night was 180. In the morning, her husband left for work, she was still deep in panic, but she got her son fed and dressed and called an uber to take him safely to his daycare (it was just around the corner from their home, but she didn't feel safe driving him or even walking, she still felt like she was having a heart attack), then called her sister-in-law (because her husband - my friend's husband's brother - has had countless debilitating panic attacks over 15-odd years). SIL raced to pick her up and take her to the ER. She was given a Xanax, and after her blood tests came back a huge dose of potassium too - she only had trace levels in her blood from being too busy with her son to eat a proper meal in ages. Everything got better very quickly, and she was discharged within hours without a psych hold or anything - but staff definitely noticed when her husband arrived and started screaming at her for being 'weak' and 'useless'. Dad picked his son up from daycare later that afternoon (he didn't know where it was, he'd never been there even though his son had been going there for a year!) and the nightmare was over - until the next day, when a DCFS worker appeared to 'follow up' on the husband's abusive behaviour in the ER, and shit got real. She's never had another panic attack (this was seven, eight years ago?) but her 'admission' to child neglect (see below) absolutely screwed her when he filed for divorce soon after to be with his mistress - it still all feels like he and his mother took advantage of this 'opportunity' to paint her as an unfit mother, and they brought up the child neglect ruling time and time again in divorce court.

but DCFS was alerted because her husband was a jerk when she went to the ER, and then they had to do a full investigation. And although the initial report was against him (for being abusive to her), somehow she ended up with a 'substantiated' charge of child neglect because she had 'failed to adequately provide for her own health as child's primary caregiver' - such bullshit, it still makes me angry because so many people actually abuse their kids and here's DCFS wasting six months on supervising this very good mother.

Anyway, when the DCFS agent came over a week later with the 'charges,' she said 'you've got to be joking, I'm not signing something saying I've neglected my child,' and the agent said 'well then I need to immediately remove your son' and she said 'well what can we do? Can we get a lawyer?' and the agent said 'sure, but I still have to remove your son while you do that, and it can take a week or more to get an emergency hearing' and the husband was there saying 'just sign it honey, it doesn't matter, we both know it's not true' (no prizes for the plot twist in the spoiler!) so she gave in and signed... I've read the entire case file, it was a fucking joke and it still makes me angry thinking about it years later - but I have asked several DCFS-connected people about it since, and it's honestly been 50/50 between 'agent clearly needed some paid time off with a nothing case, sucks for your friend, but the job's a nightmare' and 'sounds legit to me - if the dad (or the sister-in-law, or the mother-in-law, or the lady at the kid's daycare, or anyone the agent talked to) says I dunno, maybe she's depressed but mom says I feel okay, I don't plan to start seeing a psych or get on meds, then you've got no choice really - any hint of psych shit, you find some reason to pin them down and supervise, because what if you don't and then later she snaps?' (Like true DCFS workers, this is always voiced as 'we'd be in such shit' and not 'her poor child could be killed.')

TL,DR; in Cali at least it seems pretty routine for DCFS to act on even the suggestion that a parent might not be 100% 'mentally healthy'... so how is autie posting this 'worst state mentally imaginable' and 'suicidal' stuff publicly and still allowed to be unsupervised with her child? Or has she noped out of motherhood and just not told us yet?
He had stayed with his dad elsewhere whilst this stuff was going on.
Cannot remember, but was that the same disabled husband that she also claimed was domestically violent to her? 🙄
(or was that boyfriend afterwards? I remember she was tagging PTSD & domestic violence when she was with him and saying shit like “he helps me cope”. Her shit isn’t adding up. )
She has featured her parents on her stories recently and she doesn’t mention them usually. So I would guess that is what is going on here. Her parents probably has to help, or lose the kid. Or of course this whole thing was just horse shit for attention.