Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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I bring part 3 of wang, our male munchie.

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December 1st, back to the GERD.Thinking of switching medications.
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Again, being pretty liberal with the term “us”, Kyle.
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December 2nd, chasing that aneurysm and looking for a new excuse to plague his ER.
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Numberwang reveals that his at home genetic testing came back all clear so decides to start munching for the conditions he hadn’t been tested for. Informs somebody who has already been diagnosed that they should be looking at this too because he’s a bellend.
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December 3rd, please tell me that my pain isn’t completely benign so that I can go waste resources in the ER again.
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December 3rd, returns to r/illnessfakers to white knight Anelise and demonstrates he still has no idea what he’s talking about. Fun to remember that one post he made months and months back which claimed an eating disorder.
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Still white knighting munchies. You totally can’t cause your own heart attack!
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December 4th, admits he’s still trying to score cromolyn from his GP. Complains that it takes forever for him to get the dozens of free doctor’s appointments he’s been wasting over the past few months.
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Kyle and his degree from the Bing medical school diagnoses another individual with the munchie serving platter over reddit.
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December 7th, back in r/illnessfakers to white knight Amanda/Ren this time. A person who has admitted several times that she has not had a hEDS diagnosis. I think they would both get on.
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Still bleating on about his translucent skin.
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With an at home test but congratulations on accepting that you don’t have vEDS after months insisting you must have vEDS including getting snippy and dramatic when other people tell you that you don’t have vEDS.
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Numberwang tells us more about his lovely munchie clumps. Still claiming he has a connective tissue disease despite his at home genetic testing coming back all clear and Kyle admitting he doesn’t meet the diagnostic criteria for hEDS.
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8th December, still claiming ehlers-danlos. Digging through his old blood test results looking for any borderline result to munch over. He’s told that it means nothing and he insists he still has a connective tissue disorder.
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8th December, oh? Kyle implies he has finally been diagnosed with hyperPOTS. His body going tingly during a panic attack must be related to that.
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He returns to his post back in September to state that he is “fairly confident” he has hyperPOTS. So no diagnosis. Shocker. But the only reason it’s taking so long is because he has a severe lack of “knowledable” professionals around him.
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The erectile dysfunction shows up as well as him claiming EDS again.
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It’s still december 8th and Wang starts munching chiari “formation”. He wonders if this puts him at risk of stroke. This is a fair assumption as he has symptomatically been lacking oxygen to his brain for several months now.
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December 9th, Wang decides to hit up his doctor for some guanfacin (a non-stimulant ADHD med that somebody else told him they were on a few weeks back).
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December 10th, Numberwang chimps out at his unsuspecting mother like a fucking lunatic and attributes it to hyperPOTS. :story:
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Yes Kyle, your post orthostatic tachycardia is occurring when you’re laying down. Stop telling people you have EDS. You do not have EDS.
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Still december 10th, looking for medication that affects his self diagnosed POTS.
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December 11th, Numberwang returns to r/illnessfakers to white knight Amanda/Ren again.
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Posts claiming translucent skin again and explaining he has never had a dissection (not even one of those invisible ones he never noticed). Explains that he spent $400 on his at home genetics test because doctors still wouldn’t order him a panel at the taxpayer’s expense for no fucking reason. The 3 weeks before he got his results (plus a week time waiting for his genetic test to arrive) takes us right up to his birthday on 10th October which strongly confirms my suspicions he used birthday money to purchase it (which is sad).
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Numberwang claims an elevated ANA but stated his doctors didn’t follow it up (likely because it was borderline or inconsequential). Says he doesn’t have a dry mouth and he doesn’t cry much. Still claiming EDS and POTS.
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Is sjogren’s lethal?
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Still talking about hyperPOTS and norepinephrine like he knows what he’s talking about. Also diagnoses somebody else with it because why the fuck not. Also starting to think gastroparesis.
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December 13th- “Can fucking about with my medications cause my made up gastroparesis”.
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Skip the diagnosis and straight on to the asspat harvesting. He doesn’t vomit yet but don’t you worry, he’s got it penciled in.
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December 14th, still no diagnosis.
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December 15th, if you forgot Kyle’s dick doesn’t work, don’t worry because he will remind you. Wanking is not the cure.His last post about his girlfriend was on November 19th so it sounds like she's still in the picture.
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One munchie claims that all their mental health issues were a misdiagnosis and it was all symptoms of… dislocations? Kyle gets excited as he realises maybe he has been unknowingly dislocating things all along.
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16th December - tells somebody else looking for an online diagnosis they probably have EDS rather than Marfan’s as though his IQ isn’t a number you can find on a clock.
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December 17th, it’s really serious guys. Sometimes his blood pressure is high and sometimes it’s low.
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December 18th, still munching for sjogrens and insisting on the hyperPOTS.
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Joint hypermobility syndrome comes into play as though the two things are interchangeable. Also still harping on about the MCAS despite his doctor refusing to even refer him.
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December 19th, his undiagnosed hyperPOTS makes him itch. Admits he never had a tilt table test despite marching around reddit informing every poor sucker he can harass that he has hyperPOTS.
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Atoms apple lmao
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20th December, Numberwang worries that his at home genetic testing isn’t suitable for medical diagnosis.
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Uses his medical diploma from Google to talk about Marfan’s. One guy refers to his post history. :story: Kyle admits he’s rather dumb.
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December 20th, “practically begs” his doctor to prescribe clonidine but actually makes it over to the anxiety subreddit albeit to blame it on his imaginary medical conditions.
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It’s Christmas day and Kyle wants to know if his joints clicking are EDS as he discussed with the munchie who totally doesn’t have BPD.
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Kyle has thoughts on munchausens and insists you can totally prove you have EDS by demonstrating hypermobility alone.
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Still Christmas day and Kyle is still asking about other genetic tests. Admits to the health anxiety for once which may explain why he’s asking questions about loeys-dietz on reddit rather than eating christmas dinner.
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Kyle imagines he has EDS or loeys-dietz (but the ones he can’t genetically test for at home). Remember when he said he didn’t meet the diagnostic criteria for hEDS? That was fun.
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Boxing day, time to try and munch lupus or vasculitis.
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December 27th, are normal calluses on his fingers scleroderma or is it his made up EDS?
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December 28th, back to telling the MCAS subreddit he has POTS and EDS.
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December 30th, those spasms and the hiatal hernia come up again.
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December 30th, Numbnuts posts his at home genetic testing results on reddit. Confirms nothing fun was found.
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Finds out they’re useless because there’s no such thing as a crystal ball to tell you if you’re going to randomly have a heart dissection. Gets told to see an actual geneticist.
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On new years eve he talks to people in the EDS subreddit about how drunk he gets with his undiagnosed POTS.
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Ponders where blood is going because he doesn’t bleed all over the place (except when he’s having his arteries rupture without him noticing of course.) I can't imagine how his doctor must feel when he shows up to appointments and acts like he knows what he's talking about :story:
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Tells the poor soul that explains to him what happens to the water he drinks that he is developing gastroparesis.
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And some final thoughts in 2019, he never ever feels thirsty...
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January 2nd - Numberwang returns to his post on scleroderma and reckons the calluses on his fingers mean his blood vessels are doing the same. Acknowledges the anxiety.
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January 3rd- Wang is telling other people to use the at home genetic testing. He claims his veins are super visible (they’re not). Insists that it would be uncommon for somebody with his veins to not have EDS.
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January 6th- Upon hearing he may be able to genetically test for sjogrens which he’s been munching for, he asks another user about 23&me. Despite already having completed a home DNA test.
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January 7th - Still saying he has EDS.
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January 7th - Claiming EDS and POTS without a diagnosis. He claims he has a tolerance to lidocaine and tells us his electrolytes were fine when they were checked.
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More self diagnosis.
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January 8th - Looking at chiari again. Time to start munching for a standing MRI.
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Goes straight to r/chiari to find out if the neurologist appointment he scored for his POTS (still not diagnosed, still claiming) can diagnose him with it too.
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January 8th- Says he’s looking at a connective tissue disease akin to how somebody may be looking to purchase a car. Insists it’s severe. Still claims translucent skin despite being told by several people his skin is normal. Wants to know if the medication he begged his GP for will actually help his self diagnosed issues. It’s almost as if you should let your doctor diagnose and then subsequently treat you.
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Spends the rest of the 8th posting his penis on various subreddits because he thinks it has varicose veins. :story: He opted not to post it in the pecker checker thread.
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Are these varicose veins on my penis?
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Is reassured that veiny peens are normal by a chap called dribblyboi.
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January 9th, tells reddit he has a gastric emptying scan for his alleged gastroparesis on the 10th. We never hear about this again. It’s almost as if the gastroparesis he was claiming over on the ehlers danlos subreddit was entirely self diagnosed.
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Diagnosing other people in r/dermatology with connective tissue diseases months after they've posted.
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Doctor is still rolling her eyes at him when he is still pestering her for lyme treatment despite his tests coming back clear.
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Tells somebody else he has EDS, POTS and likely MCAS. Still has none of them diagnosed.
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Telling people Marfans was ruled out by his at home genetic test.
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Back to diagnosing everybody he comes across with EDS and claiming his veins are visible. Not a doctor. Not qualified. Varicose veins are pretty common in pregnant women so his uneducated guess is shit.
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He never gets sick. He must be sick.
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January 11th, tries salt pills for his POTS for an entire day and decides they don’t work.
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Allergic to laughing.
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January 13th, still claiming EDS.
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January 16th. Somebody tells somebody else that they do not meet the diagnostic criteria for EDS and point out that the same shit Wang claims is common. Wang disagrees. Flat feet are not part of the diagnostic criteria.

January 16th, tl;dr OP has been clinically diagnosed with classical EDS for 9 years and has been concerned it may actually be vEDS. Goes for genetic testing and is finally genetically confirmed to have cEDS which is a relief to them. Wang goes ahead and tells them they’re still likely to die of a vascular issue because he’s a bit of a cunt.
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Wang reckons he has classical EDS but reckons he needs more genetics testing because his at home kit doesn’t cut it.
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Back to munching for chiari when OP just wants a fitbit recommendation.
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January 17th, wang returns to a post he made a month previously to complain that hEDS doesn’t get enough of the spotlight even though he doesn’t have an EDS diagnosis and nothing has indicated he has a vascular condition. Is looking at classical like EDS.
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Wang spends January 21st feeling up his chest.
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The medication he self prescribed from himself after nagging his GP until she caved is making him feel worse. All he knows is he has POTS. Still not diagnosed.
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HyperPOTS makes him itchy for two weeks lmao. Confirms he is travelling to Montreal for testing for POTS (so STILL not diagnosed but still claiming).
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January 22nd, claiming water causes him issues with his gastroparesis. But no word of results from GES or any treatment plans (and let’s face it, we’d have heard about it by now if he was diagnosed).
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My theory is he went back to his GP after the clonidine “didn’t work” and begged for another medication which she caved and prescribed whilst he waits to see the specialist in Montreal. Back to munching MCAS and admits the doctors don’t think he has it.
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January 23rd, munching for thoracic outlet syndrome. Never mentioned these symptoms before.
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Gluten test came back all good. Still claiming stomach issues caused by EDS. No mention of the results of his GES for gastroparesis.
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Tells reddit he had two of the positive markers for sjogrens (and now subsequently has the symptoms!) His doctor still doesn’t think he has Sjogrens. It sounds like he’s seen the results and is just running with it now.
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January 24th, back to CCI.
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Admits he’s not as hypermobile as he’s been letting on. Telling more people about his positive ANA. Hints that he’s seeing a rheumatologist. Is still telling people he has EDS/HJD.
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“To pass”
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January 23rd, munching after scleroderma.
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Finds out about the connection between POTS and Raynaud’s. He admits his fingers are red when cold and none of them turn white.
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Determined to collect all the comorbidities, he rinses his hands under cold water for 2 minutes to demonstrate his raynaud’s. He shares some of the grossest looking toe nails I’ve seen as well as completely normal hands with ZERO indication of Raynaud’s.

Cut your freaking toenails man, jesus.
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January 26th, Necroing month old threads to as about Sjogrens.
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Posts asking about tingling. Still claiming EDS and POTS. Still has neither diagnosed.View attachment 1395190View attachment 1395193
Starts necroing other old threads including one of his to see if he should buy himself a cervical collar.
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Continues to not know the word cough.
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Back to giving medical advice.
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Lumpy chest again.
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Still not diagnosed with POTS and EDS. Lists psychosomatic symptoms and is hoping for a CCI diagnosis. Complains his self prescribed treatment for his undiagnosed POTS isn’t working so it must be time to jump straight to surgery.
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User questions his logic and is confused as to why he has prescribed himself exercises and why he expects results in 2 weeks. It’s definitely due to a lack of specialist help where he lives.
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February 2nd, back to health anxiety. Small crack from his neck must be a rupture. His hospital (and I guess the ones in all the local towns considering his ER hopping) is shitty.
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Argues with people over in r/medical.
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Posts on a comment about seeing Henderson a month after it was made to ask why a neck brace would be needed for a flight to Montreal to see neurology.
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February 4th, replying to month old comments finding out how he can get a CSF leak diagnosed. Emails a clinic in America.
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February 5th, intermittent pulsatile tinnitus may be hardening veins.
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Has been to ER again for his “dissections” and was likely diagnosed with anxiety again.
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Is his sjogrens he isn’t diagnosed with yet causing all of his “neurological” symptoms?
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February 7th, replies to another munchie saying he is annoyed that people dismiss his undiagnosed EDS because he doesn’t have chronic pain,
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February 7th, posts asking about thoracic outlet syndrome and is advised to see a surgeon. Explains his nerve conduction test (they put electrodes on your arms, zap you and see i if it travels along your nerves came up squeaky clean. For some reason thinks they didn’t find anything because his arms were straight.
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February 7th, doesn’t have an EDS type (because he doesn't have EDS. Says he’s had auras his whole life.
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February 8th, more self diagnosis, back to TOS.
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February 8th, complaining that the ER won’t help him with his thoracic outlet syndrome which he has AS WELL as the EDS he is in the “middle” of getting diagnosed.
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February 9th - Wants an apple watch to do a god damn EKG because I guess his at home EKG isn’t good enough.
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February 10th, asking people posting in a subreddit for clot survivors about their TOS.
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February 11th, IIH, still claiming POTS and a connective tissue disease.
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More migraine shit.
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Spends a lot of time gargling white fluid.
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Devastated to find out he may be allergic to sex as though that’s not the least of his sexual worries.
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February 11th - Back to telling people about his elevated ANA and SSA.
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February 11th, Wang has tinnitus.
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February 12th, tells somebody with ordinary scarring to ask their doctor about EDS.
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February 12th - Eyes “pulsing”. Starting to wonder if Wang took the phrase “It’s all in your head” and just ran with it with all this IHH bullshit.
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Joins us over in IFGW to blog about being chronically dehydrated.
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February 12th. If your symptoms are caused by CCI is your IHH really idiopathic?
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February 13th, if you can munch one diagnosis maybe he can munch them all.
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Still looking at sjogrens.
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I love that Wang seems to think everybody around him thinks he has sjogrens rather than garden variety hayfever like Bloomsatnight’s doctors.
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His doctors are ignoring his test results! (Probably because they’re borderline and he has had countless bloods).
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“For some reason”
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Will his GP give him a lumbar puncture? :story:
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Still not diagnosed with EDS, still claiming it. Diagnoses himself with sjogrens using an online test. :story:
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Claims to have been evaluated for connective tissue diseases, still doesn’t have a diagnosis. Confirms rheumatologist thought nothing of his levels.
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February 14th, tells somebody else that they shouldn’t worry about vEDS without a good reason much like he spent months doing.
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Asks somebody else about another genetics test in the hopes he can order another genetic test. Sadly the website only sells the testing kits to actual doctors. Finds out his test probably isn’t as accurate as one carried out by actual doctors.
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Sounds like legit medical testing to me.
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Back to talking about vEDS in a way that almost seems fetishistic.
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February 15th, diagnosing and prescribing PT to somebody who is dying of EDS lmao
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Back to posting in r//illnessfakers to show his expertise on EDS. Continues to tell people that beighton score is all you need to be diagnosed with EDS lmao.
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February 15th, googling more medications. Hopes the POTS doctor will also diagnose him with a CSF leak or IIH.
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God dammit Kyle, you’ve already ruled our vEDS with your home test.
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February 15th, another test came up absolutely fine so Wang starts looking for new tests he can munch in order to continue wasting money and resources.
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February 16th, “probably has sjogrens”.
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February 19th, trying to diagnose thoracic outlet syndrome at home.
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Suddenly the white fluid at the back of his throat is mostly clear since being told that cerebral spinal fluid is clear. Says his POTS never makes him pass out (he will contradict himself later).
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February 21st, more TOS stuff.
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Based on him reckoning he has raynaud’s based on completely normal limbs, I’m going to hazard a guess that he has no idea what blood pooling actually looks like.
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February 22nd, Kyle posts on somebody else’s post in r/radiology and gets called out for asking for medical advice.
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February 22nd and 23rd spent discussing IIH and CSF leak with leakybrainjuice.
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February 24th, This is all stuff you should ask your doctor but you won’t because they already told you that this is all in your head.
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February 26th, prescribing himself PT again.
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Pretty much all of this is made up. Still not been diagnosed with EDS. Has not been told that his spine is hypermobile.
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February 26th, starting the autoimmune protocol.
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More guesswork on his part. Rheum doesn’t want to diagnose sjogrens. No lip biopsy was ordered. I find it rather strange that a rheumatologist would “suspect a connective tissue disease” and yet not give an inkling as to which one it may be.
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On February 29th he slept on his arm.
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And he’s concerned about stroke. Tells people he has TOS despite this being a self diagnosis.
Does this sped actually think that being able to see your veins through the skin on your dong or hands is something out of the ordinary? Has he never encountered another white person in his entire life??? The fuck man?
 

Gorlax

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Update: It turns out fainting may actually be this couple’s fetish. A light google search on a few different platforms pulled up this extensive fainting compilation on YouTube and some interestingly targeted results on Pornhub as well

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Is Miss KarinaWhatever claiming any other health conditions besides fainting obsessively? If not, I’m not sure if she’s a munchie or a fetishist. I mean, I was always under the impression that a qualifier of munchausens was bragging about an assortment of conditions and blowing out of proportion ones that are completely average like stomach cramps, general fatigue, etc.
 

Ellesse_warrior

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New video from SJ 'DID FRECKLES RETIRE || SERVICE DOG ? (6.24.20)':

Freckles is not retired but she's not using her as a service dawrg because Freckles is too fat. Can't even jump into the car anymore. Plot twist SJ has also gotten fat so she can no longer use Freckles for balance after drinking all day.
 

Kate Farms Shill

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New video from SJ 'DID FRECKLES RETIRE || SERVICE DOG ? (6.24.20)':
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Freckles is not retired but she's not using her as a service dawrg because Freckles is too fat. Can't even jump into the car anymore. Plot twist SJ has also gotten fat so she can no longer use Freckles for balance after drinking all day.
Especially like the part where she admits Freckles always had shitty joints from when she was adopted but SJ decided to train her to be a "mobility service dog" anyway.

Because why get a cane when you can damage a living creature's joints by leaning your fat drunk ass's full weight on her?
 

chronicallybullshitting

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Update: It turns out fainting may actually be this couple’s fetish. A light google search on a few different platforms pulled up this extensive fainting compilation on YouTube and some interestingly targeted results on Pornhub as well

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Is Miss KarinaWhatever claiming any other health conditions besides fainting obsessively? If not, I’m not sure if she’s a munchie or a fetishist. I mean, I was always under the impression that a qualifier of munchausens was bragging about an assortment of conditions and blowing out of proportion ones that are completely average like stomach cramps, general fatigue, etc.
She consistently talks about trying to find a diagnosis for her fainting and extensive hosptial stays and posts videos about them when she's able to go to the hospital.

Someone recently stole one of her videos of her complication of testing in the hospital, here's a couple of the hospital vieoes ive found







Upon looking at the above videos. I've noticed she's used a lot of the same pictures at different times, which confirms the attention seeking behaviour

She also likes to show off her medical devices:




https://vm.tiktok.com/JeGxk2J/ - according to this video she's got anxiety, depression and an eating disorder and a "nightmare disorder"

More showing off blood pressure cuff:

https://vm.tiktok.com/JeGxXWo/

This is a "fainting compilation" she made:

https/vm.tiktok.com/JeGstyF/

"Fainting while doing headstands" :


So all in all - can confirm 100% munchie..
 

Gorlax

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She consistently talks about trying to find a diagnosis for her fainting and extensive hosptial stays and posts videos about them when she's able to go to the hospital.

Someone recently stole one of her videos of her complication of testing in the hospital, here's a couple of the hospital vieoes ive found







Upon looking at the above videos. I've noticed she's used a lot of the same pictures at different times, which confirms the attention seeking behaviour

She also likes to show off her medical devices:




https://vm.tiktok.com/JeGxk2J/ - according to this video she's got anxiety, depression and an eating disorder and a "nightmare disorder"

More showing off blood pressure cuff:

https://vm.tiktok.com/JeGxXWo/

This is a "fainting compilation" she made:

https/vm.tiktok.com/JeGstyF/

"Fainting while doing headstands" :


So all in all - can confirm 100% munchie..
Ahhh. Thank goodness it’s just a regular run of the mill attention whore devoid of morals or basic empathy. Now I’m just going to pretend everything I didn’t see everything I saw while I was googling last night.
 

Ellesse_warrior

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Just LOL
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Clutching a stuffed animal like a real adult.
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wonder what made her change her mind
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perhaps this filthy hovel she lives in actually did make her consider the risk of sepsis
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does she look smug, or is it just me?
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Wow it's almost as if getting the port in the first place was completely unnecessary. I guarantee any illness she feels is due to the fact that she lives in squalor. Get rid of that nasty carpet and clean up, she won't feel like shit everyday.
 

Munchie safari

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Does this sped actually think that being able to see your veins through the skin on your dong or hands is something out of the ordinary? Has he never encountered another white person in his entire life??? The fuck man?
This is in part 2 but I find it so funny.

His mum actually confronted him on this and he decided that it was a "load of bullshit" like there's some sort of huge conspiracy against the gingers.

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He also hits up r/redheads to ask the same thing and they all tell him it's completely normal.

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DPMIW noping out of a port after like a week is possibly my favourite munchie stunt this year by far.
 

Dorsia.Reservation

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Just LOL
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Clutching a stuffed animal like a real adult.
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wonder what made her change her mind
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perhaps this filthy hovel she lives in actually did make her consider the risk of sepsis
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does she look smug, or is it just me?
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In a just world this bitch would be sent the full bill for the port fiasco.
Due to covid cancer screenings and treatment have been delayed but she gets to play around with her sick girl fetish, gets a port, real life hits and now its gone.
The medical resources these people waste is criminal, even more so because many of these munchies are on medicaid.
 

There_is_no_Dana

kiwifarms.net
You're right, it's a waste of public health resources. It's difficult sometimes for parents of actual sick kids to get them/keep them medicaid due to the high demand. There are long waitlists (over a year for a medicaid waiver) and services like transport are over-stretched to a point where they can't get people to their appointments on time anymore. The whole process is a pain in the ass too, with constant re-evaluations that can put income like SSDI in jeopardy. What can the government do though when there are so many people like this out there faking it up for attention and using up resources?
 

Kate Farms Shill

"a professional troll" - Medium.com
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Reddit decided to recommend a post by this fascinating creature in my inbox today. I guessed FTM trans at first, but if so god DAMN did testosterone hit her hard and dirty. Some of the things she says suggest biological female on hormones, other times says no hormones, face looks totally male to me but short and petite says female. Claims whatever sex is convenient for the post-of-the-day, so I'm just going with "he" because fuck it I don't care. I can't figure out who this guy is or where he's from. I can't find any other social media. To be honest, I'm not even sure this isn't some dude trolling the CI community or a horribly inept karma-farm attempt. Or maybe he's the IRL embodiment of Jon Arbuckle. It made me laugh in any case, so enjoy

Meet plantbasedundftd, a 20-something year-old male and/or female. He's unemployed, "disabled," completely unable to maintain a timeline of his health. First post: claiming to be a 5'3" 120 lb 26-year-old female diagnosed with migraines, celiac, GERD, and scoliosis, recently DX'd POTS, history of CFS leak and blood patch, kidney infection and kidney stones. On Topamax for migraines, an SSRI, zofran, and flexiril. Posting in /askdocs about high heart rate and chest pains on minimal exertion. Post gets absolutely no engagement other than automod. POTS diagnosis vanishes after this as does the GERD and scoliosis.
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Commenting on /askdocs to tell someone he knows their mental pain because he's transgender.
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Second post: a few days later he is now a 25 year old female and five pounds lighter, with migraines, SVT, and IBS. Not eating, losing weight. Again in /askdocs asking about what google tells me is a common and harmless finding on his pooper-scope. No mention of celiac but now on a FODMAP diet. Zero engagement.
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"off and on" asthma issues. You! Are! Valid! Post deleted so I don't know what OP was on about other than mom didn't think they needed to go to the ER.
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Still in /askdocs, this time because someone posted about chronic sinusitis and he needed to tell his story of stuffy nose. Pushed for a CT scan that found some issue with the turbinates, which appears to be ridic common (again per Dr. Google).
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"oh man sorry you have a real disease, looks super painful like when 'my friend' got an STD in his mouth. But hey, can you recc me a good meal replacement shake while yr here?"
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commenting in /askdocs again. OP is a 23yo female with IBS and abdominal pain, thought she had appendicitis, went to the ER and nothing showed up on tests. Another opportunity for our hero to share his story.
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A few days later, his 23 year old female "friend" is the one who's not eating and losing weight and it's because of stress and depression (r/askdocs again). "Friend" is a shut-in. Only response is "smoke some weed" which he declines and asks how long "she" can go without food and whether he should take her to an emergency room. Right after this made a post that was removed by automod on r/depression apparently complaining about a crisis hotline putting him on hold for an hour.
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A few days later, asking the fine citizens of /r/opiates and /r/drugs about his "roommate" who he thinks may be snorting Vicodin and he was wondering how it was possible to do that and whether some items he's 'found' in the apartment would be tools to do so. He just wants to understand his friend better, honest. A few posters tell him that yes you can snort it but you'd also be snorting tylenol, tell him about using oral syringes to pipe it up his asshole instead.
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But he sure knows a lot about fentanyl testing. Thank goodness a friendly harm reduction counselor was on hand to impart this knowledge as he obviously did not know on his own.
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After three months of silence, we find our hero on /askdocs again with the masterfully titled "Please help only pooping white mucus." Still a 25 year old female. Gastro/colonoscopies showed nothing. Constipated as all hell and using tons of laxatives. Welp, maybe don't put vicodin in your butt. No engagement.
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Retconning the weight loss journey from a starting weight of 120-115 when he started his account to starting at 135 going down to 115 in the months he wasn't active on Reddit, SVT has been replaced by mitral valve prolapse. PAIN and crackly neck sounds, MRI showed mild khyphosis (doesn't mention the scoliosis he claimed earlier) but nothing else, claiming other people have noticed muscle loss in his neck. Doctor is "at a loss". Gonna guess this is that normal-ass crackly sound your neck makes sometimes because gas bubbles in the synovial fluid. Only comments are automod and him apologizing for some format error.
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"Don't want to live, stopped eating." Still claiming 25 yo female, no longer claiming a "friend" is starving and too depressed to leave her apartment. Now it's him alone in a studio apartment with no addict roommate. Constant daily pain. Rando who surfed in from r/all sees the constant pattern of him complaining about vague health issues and gives radical advice like "eat food" and "move your body'. Despite that this dude responds to anyone who pays him any attention, for some shocking reason this one gets no response.
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And now I bring you: "Butthole fell out and is bleeding nsfw." Pics included. Yep, I gazed into this person's anus for you.
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Radio silence for another two months and we're back on /askdocs with another retcon of the weight loss journey. Again claiming the same 20 lb loss has occurred over the two months he wasn't active on reddit. Now complaining about slightly bluish nail beds and "molted" skin discoloration ("the camera can't really pick them up"), adding asthma and temporal lobe epilepsy to the diagnosis list. This time one of the docs takes the bait but says it's med side effects and starvation and why are you not eating more?
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Now a 26yo male asking for skincare advice. Post and comments are boring as all hell but at least now we know what he looks like. Nothing until a month later when he makes a similar post on the same sub.
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Blurry, swollen, bloodshot eyes. Of course can't get any of the extreme eyelid swelling on camera, darn it! No engagement but a nice full face shot. Once again moving up the same 20 lb weight loss to now.
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Asking about shampoo for hair loss from his many health problems, specifies no hormone issues, another reason I legit cannot figure out which way this one's headed - a FTM on enough testosterone to do that to their face is going to be aware that male pattern baldness can come with the territory. In comments on another post claiming he's "new to female patterned hair loss" which could either mean "I am female and this has never happened to me" or "I am male and am now calling my male balding female because I said so." Then a few days later in /askdocs saying the hair loss is from lamictal.
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And now he starts posting all the time. Comments from a deleted post about covid testing and self-iso. Now maybe lives home with his parents. Very poor immune system and the "off and on" asthma is now uncontrolled. Still going to ER.
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Still asking about hair and skincare shit tho, priorities and whatnot. Two posts about fungal acne-safe skincare products, both answered with "let me google that for you"-type responses. Comments on a post about male-pattern baldness.
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22 days ago starts a great flurry of activity when he finds his really real girlfriend who isn't imaginary has made an OnlyFans and not told him. Posted it on /relationshipadvice four times and mods deleted all four. Then went to, of all fucking places, r/gendercritical because he wanted to "make sure he was using empowering language" when discussing sex work which they obviously removed. Removed from /askwomen once and /askreddit twice before mods apparently stopped caring and let it go. After just making eight separate posts saying it was his girlfriend, now it's once again a "buddy" of his who went through this.
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Also on the same day: so depressed he can't eat, once again living alone in a studio apartment, "disabled" because ???, only eating a slice of toast every three days, blaming it on depression caused by health issues. Called a crisis hotline and they told him to eat food. Note his weight has been holding steady at 115 for seven months now.
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Also on the same day: 26yo male and now, medical gaslighting!!!!! Neurogenic bladder added, CFS leak back, story of how panic attacks turned out to be seizures (maybe). Can't work. Etc etc. Afraid of having psych diagnoses on his record because then no one will take him seriously. Told he's constipated and retaining urine because of the medications he's on and if the CFS leak was real that could be the cause of the seizures but also go to therapy dude.
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four days later on the same sub, now claiming 25yo female and specifies not pregnant. Still claiming the same 20lb weight loss although no longer saying it happened in the last two months, in the hospital after going to the ER during a pandemic because of tummy troubles. Claims PCP thinks it might be gastroparesis, still claiming to barely eat (yet maintaining weight). Only response is a 23-year-old hEDS zebra who claims "every comorbidity in the book", GP despite looking quite, err. . . robust, trying to get a fusion from Henderson the butcher, and - shocker - posts in /illnessfakers to blog about her really real EDS that's nothing like all these fakers. Swear to god you can't swing a cat without hitting one of these girls these days.
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The literal next day, same sub, now 26F and has retconned the weight loss again, no longer mentioning peepee troubles. Now the story is that he thinks it's GP and the doctors keep saying it isn't. Told by a bunch of not-a-doctors to really demand the tests and diagnoses he deserves, told by a psych that he needs more therapy.
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Wants to start vaping the weeds, suggests previously has been smoking. Same day on a different sub: "battling severe asthma and allergies." Sounds legit.
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Did you know he's in the hospital? He's in the hospital everyone. That's where he is, during a pandemic. Please give this brave man a sugar free dairy free gluten free soy free cookie. Now on /needafriend claiming he's been in the hospital since early May which doesn't wash with the timeline at all. Zero engagement on post. Tries again the next day and removed by mod-bot because it's too soon since his last post. Same day posts a whole lot of boring want-to-buy posts to vape subs, most of which get ignored or removed.
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Makes this same post three times in /askdocs, first two removed and third time's the charm. 26F still, vomiting everything including pedialyte and only "nibbling" at crackers, but the weight is the same it's been for eight months now. Almost all of her diagnoses are gone but now passes out and vomits constantly. Aggressive daily laxative use has been brought down to just Miralax occasionally. "No recreational drug use" because I guess the weeds is medical. Allergic to every meal replacement drink and every GP medication except the precious zofran. Despite claiming a diagnosis of POTS at the start the BP drops are now a ~mystery~. Commenters all say it's because he's not eating.
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The next day, a post on /askpsychology about why psych ERs don't keep non-suicidal patients on hold. Deleted by mods with no engagement.
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Then on r/covid19_support bragging about being in the hospital to a person who is losing their shit waiting for test results.
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And mods on /needafriend have apparently stopped him from posting new threads.
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Just last week he started posting in r/crohnsdisease about how he now has an NG tube. Fails to mention multiple booty-scopes and biopsies have shown he doesn't have Crohns. Claims to have been in the hospital for three months since quarantine started (do the math), including a one-month stay before this and will pat himself on the back for this wonderful achievement in the annals of stupidity. Of course, the mean horrible awful nurse isn't doing an adequate job of holding his hand while he asks every inane question that comes to mind. If she exists at all, that is.
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Over in /epilepsy, Topamax starting at age 13. After commenting on this other person's post, makes his own saying the doctors now want to take him off Topamax and he would like to crowdsource suggestions for the perfect medication with no bad side effects. Starts asking questions to other long-term topamax-takers about what they experienced which, considering he's allegedly being taken off that drug, doesn't make much sense. Thinking maybe was harvesting info to vomit back at doctors. Also asking questions to people who complain about GI issues on AEDs.
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In r/migraines he next day, no mention that he's going off Topamax, still asking everyone else their experience with AEDs specifically with which ones cause the issues he's claiming to have. Also can't help but notice he habitually spells "Topamax" wrong after 13 years of taking it. Comments are full of common sense advice and he ignores them. Pops over to an AMA by a migraine specialist to tell his tale of woe.
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Finally brings us to the post Reddit decided i have to see, over on /truechronicillness, the sub made by IllnessFakers mods as a blogging quarantine unit - now claiming he's diagnosed GP and not tolerating tube feeds and needs something special. What special formula is he told to look into? Why Kate Farms, of course!
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And while I was working on this a new post came through: 26F, previous heart problems and neurogenic bladder not mentioned, new epilepsy med is making him suicidal. Claims the doctors determined that the nausea and vomiting are from the epilepsy and migraines, not GP. No mention of tube. Now seems to be going for kidney disease maybe.
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So I'm totally perplexed. I never put it past one of these lads or lasses to fail at life so hard it looks like satire. On the surface, it looks like if I found an instagram associated with the name it would be the standard wannabe Zebra gender trender shit but like, one of the z-listers who can't even get a prescription PPI thrown at them to make them shut up. But then the fact that he's apparently trans and started the account with the standard "YOU ARE VALID!" comments and "medical gaslighting" and but can't decide on m/f designation and posted in GenderCrit makes me lean towards "trolling and the sex-specific comments are deliberately written such that they can be interpreted multiple ways." But it'd be a long haul for a troll that gets almost no engagement. Also the "i often forget to pat myself on the back but I've been in hospital for three weeks" comment just sounded so much like some sarcastic paraphrasing someone would write as a caption in a munchie timeline. If it's a karma farmer it's doing a spectacularly bad job for the same reason - no engagement and half the posts get automodded out of existence. I don't know, I just couldn't resist someone who posted pics of his asshole to a medical sub asking why it was bleeding.
 
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Sammies#1Fan

kiwifarms.net
Reddit decided to recommend a post by this fascinating creature in my inbox today. I guessed FTM trans at first, but if so god DAMN did testosterone hit her hard and dirty. Some of the things she says suggest biological female on hormones, other times says no hormones, face looks totally male to me but short and petite says female. Claims whatever sex is convenient for the post-of-the-day, so I'm just going with "he" because fuck it I don't care. I can't figure out who this guy is or where he's from. I can't find any other social media. To be honest, I'm not even sure this isn't some dude trolling the CI community or a horribly inept karma-farm attempt. Or maybe he's the IRL embodiment of Jon Arbuckle. It made me laugh in any case, so enjoy

Meet plantbasedundftd, a 20-something year-old male and/or female. He's unemployed, "disabled," completely unable to maintain a timeline of his health. First post: claiming to be a 5'3" 120 lb 26-year-old female diagnosed with migraines, celiac, GERD, and scoliosis, recently DX'd POTS, history of CFS leak and blood patch, kidney infection and kidney stones. On Topamax for migraines, an SSRI, zofran, and flexiril. Posting in /askdocs about high heart rate and chest pains on minimal exertion. Post gets absolutely no engagement other than automod. POTS diagnosis vanishes after this as does the GERD and scoliosis.
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Commenting on /askdocs to tell someone he knows their mental pain because he's transgender.
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Second post: a few days later he is now a 25 year old female and five pounds lighter, with migraines, SVT, and IBS. Not eating, losing weight. Again in /askdocs asking about what google tells me is a common and harmless finding on his pooper-scope. No mention of celiac but now on a FODMAP diet. Zero engagement.
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"off and on" asthma issues. You! Are! Valid! Post deleted so I don't know what OP was on about other than mom didn't think they needed to go to the ER.
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Still in /askdocs, this time because someone posted about chronic sinusitis and he needed to tell his story of stuffy nose. Pushed for a CT scan that found some issue with the turbinates, which appears to be ridic common (again per Dr. Google).
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"oh man sorry you have a real disease, looks super painful like when 'my friend' got an STD in his mouth. But hey, can you recc me a good meal replacement shake while yr here?"
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commenting in /askdocs again. OP is a 23yo female with IBS and abdominal pain, thought she had appendicitis, went to the ER and nothing showed up on tests. Another opportunity for our hero to share his story.
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A few days later, his 23 year old female "friend" is the one who's not eating and losing weight and it's because of stress and depression (r/askdocs again). "Friend" is a shut-in. Only response is "smoke some weed" which he declines and asks how long "she" can go without food and whether he should take her to an emergency room. Right after this made a post that was removed by automod on r/depression apparently complaining about a crisis hotline putting him on hold for an hour.
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A few days later, asking the fine citizens of /r/opiates and /r/drugs about his "roommate" who he thinks may be snorting Vicodin and he was wondering how it was possible to do that and whether some items he's 'found' in the apartment would be tools to do so. He just wants to understand his friend better, honest. A few posters tell him that yes you can snort it but you'd also be snorting tylenol, tell him about using oral syringes to pipe it up his asshole instead.
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But he sure knows a lot about fentanyl testing. Thank goodness a friendly harm reduction counselor was on hand to impart this knowledge as he obviously did not know on his own.
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After three months of silence, we find our hero on /askdocs again with the masterfully titled "Please help only pooping white mucus." Still a 25 year old female. Gastro/colonoscopies showed nothing. Constipated as all hell and using tons of laxatives. Welp, maybe don't put vicodin in your butt. No engagement.
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Retconning the weight loss journey from a starting weight of 120-115 when he started his account to starting at 135 going down to 115 in the months he wasn't active on Reddit, SVT has been replaced by mitral valve prolapse. PAIN and crackly neck sounds, MRI showed mild khyphosis (doesn't mention the scoliosis he claimed earlier) but nothing else, claiming other people have noticed muscle loss in his neck. Doctor is "at a loss". Gonna guess this is that normal-ass crackly sound your neck makes sometimes because gas bubbles in the synovial fluid. Only comments are automod and him apologizing for some format error.
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"Don't want to live, stopped eating." Still claiming 25 yo female, no longer claiming a "friend" is starving and too depressed to leave her apartment. Now it's him alone in a studio apartment with no addict roommate. Constant daily pain. Rando who surfed in from r/all sees the constant pattern of him complaining about vague health issues and gives radical advice like "eat food" and "move your body'. Despite that this dude responds to anyone who pays him any attention, for some shocking reason this one gets no response.
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And now I bring you: "Butthole fell out and is bleeding nsfw." Pics included. Yep, I gazed into this person's anus for you.
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Radio silence for another two months and we're back on /askdocs with another retcon of the weight loss journey. Again claiming the same 20 lb loss has occurred over the two months he wasn't active on reddit. Now complaining about slightly bluish nail beds and "molted" skin discoloration ("the camera can't really pick them up"), adding asthma and temporal lobe epilepsy to the diagnosis list. This time one of the docs takes the bait but says it's med side effects and starvation and why are you not eating more?
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Now a 26yo male asking for skincare advice. Post and comments are boring as all hell but at least now we know what he looks like. Nothing until a month later when he makes a similar post on the same sub.
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Blurry, swollen, bloodshot eyes. Of course can't get any of the extreme eyelid swelling on camera, darn it! No engagement but a nice full face shot. Once again moving up the same 20 lb weight loss to now.
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Asking about shampoo for hair loss from his many health problems, specifies no hormone issues, another reason I legit cannot figure out which way this one's headed - a FTM on enough testosterone to do that to their face is going to be aware that male pattern baldness can come with the territory. In comments on another post claiming he's "new to female patterned hair loss" which could either mean "I am female and this has never happened to me" or "I am male and am now calling my male balding female because I said so." Then a few days later in /askdocs saying the hair loss is from lamictal.
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And now he starts posting all the time. Comments from a deleted post about covid testing and self-iso. Now maybe lives home with his parents. Very poor immune system and the "off and on" asthma is now uncontrolled. Still going to ER.
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Still asking about hair and skincare shit tho, priorities and whatnot. Two posts about fungal acne-safe skincare products, both answered with "let me google that for you"-type responses. Comments on a post about male-pattern baldness.
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22 days ago starts a great flurry of activity when he finds his really real girlfriend who isn't imaginary has made an OnlyFans and not told him. Posted it on /relationshipadvice four times and mods deleted all four. Then went to, of all fucking places, r/gendercritical because he wanted to "make sure he was using empowering language" when discussing sex work which they obviously removed. Removed from /askwomen once and /askreddit twice before mods apparently stopped caring and let it go. After just making eight separate posts saying it was his girlfriend, now it's once again a "buddy" of his who went through this.
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Also on the same day: so depressed he can't eat, once again living alone in a studio apartment, "disabled" because ???, only eating a slice of toast every three days, blaming it on depression caused by health issues. Called a crisis hotline and they told him to eat food. Note his weight has been holding steady at 115 for seven months now.
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Also on the same day: 26yo male and now, medical gaslighting!!!!! Neurogenic bladder added, CFS leak back, story of how panic attacks turned out to be seizures (maybe). Can't work. Etc etc. Afraid of having psych diagnoses on his record because then no one will take him seriously. Told he's constipated and retaining urine because of the medications he's on and if the CFS leak was real that could be the cause of the seizures but also go to therapy dude.
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four days later on the same sub, now claiming 25yo female and specifies not pregnant. Still claiming the same 20lb weight loss although no longer saying it happened in the last two months, in the hospital after going to the ER during a pandemic because of tummy troubles. Claims PCP thinks it might be gastroparesis, still claiming to barely eat (yet maintaining weight). Only response is a 23-year-old hEDS zebra who claims "every comorbidity in the book", GP despite looking quite, err. . . robust, trying to get a fusion from Henderson the butcher, and - shocker - posts in /illnessfakers to blog about her really real EDS that's nothing like all these fakers. Swear to god you can't swing a cat without hitting one of these girls these days.
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The literal next day, same sub, now 26F and has retconned the weight loss again, no longer mentioning peepee troubles. Now the story is that he thinks it's GP and the doctors keep saying it isn't. Told by a bunch of not-a-doctors to really demand the tests and diagnoses he deserves, told by a psych that he needs more therapy.
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Wants to start vaping the weeds, suggests previously has been smoking. Same day on a different sub: "battling severe asthma and allergies." Sounds legit.
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Did you know he's in the hospital? He's in the hospital everyone. That's where he is, during a pandemic. Please give this brave man a sugar free dairy free gluten free soy free cookie. Now on /needafriend claiming he's been in the hospital since early May which doesn't wash with the timeline at all. Zero engagement on post. Tries again the next day and removed by mod-bot because it's too soon since his last post. Same day posts a whole lot of boring want-to-buy posts to vape subs, most of which get ignored or removed.
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Makes this same post three times in /askdocs, first two removed and third time's the charm. 26F still, vomiting everything including pedialyte and only "nibbling" at crackers, but the weight is the same it's been for eight months now. Almost all of her diagnoses are gone but now passes out and vomits constantly. Aggressive daily laxative use has been brought down to just Miralax occasionally. "No recreational drug use" because I guess the weeds is medical. Allergic to every meal replacement drink and every GP medication except the precious zofran. Despite claiming a diagnosis of POTS at the start the BP drops are now a ~mystery~. Commenters all say it's because he's not eating.
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The next day, a post on /askpsychology about why psych ERs don't keep non-suicidal patients on hold. Deleted by mods with no engagement.
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Then on r/covid19_support bragging about being in the hospital to a person who is losing their shit waiting for test results.
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And mods on /needafriend have apparently stopped him from posting new threads.
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Just last week he started posting in r/crohnsdisease about how he now has an NG tube. Fails to mention multiple booty-scopes and biopsies have shown he doesn't have Crohns. Claims to have been in the hospital for three months since quarantine started (do the math), including a one-month stay before this and will pat himself on the back for this wonderful achievement in the annals of stupidity. Of course, the mean horrible awful nurse isn't doing an adequate job of holding his hand while he asks every inane question that comes to mind. If she exists at all, that is.
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Over in /epilepsy, Topamax starting at age 13. After commenting on this other person's post, makes his own saying the doctors now want to take him off Topamax and he would like to crowdsource suggestions for the perfect medication with no bad side effects. Starts asking questions to other long-term topamax-takers about what they experienced which, considering he's allegedly being taken off that drug, doesn't make much sense. Thinking maybe was harvesting info to vomit back at doctors. Also asking questions to people who complain about GI issues on AEDs.
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In r/migraines he next day, no mention that he's going off Topamax, still asking everyone else their experience with AEDs specifically with which ones cause the issues he's claiming to have. Also can't help but notice he habitually spells "Topamax" wrong after 13 years of taking it. Comments are full of common sense advice and he ignores them. Pops over to an AMA by a migraine specialist to tell his tale of woe.
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Finally brings us to the post Reddit decided i have to see, over on /truechronicillness, the sub made by IllnessFakers mods as a blogging quarantine unit - now claiming he's diagnosed GP and not tolerating tube feeds and needs something special. What special formula is he told to look into? Why Kate Farms, of course!
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And while I was working on this a new post came through: 26F, previous heart problems and neurogenic bladder not mentioned, new epilepsy med is making him suicidal. Claims the doctors determined that the nausea and vomiting are from the epilepsy and migraines, not GP. No mention of tube. Now seems to be going for kidney disease maybe.
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So I'm totally perplexed. I never put it past one of these lads or lasses to fail at life so hard it looks like satire. On the surface, it looks like if I found an instagram associated with the name it would be the standard wannabe Zebra gender trender shit but like, one of the z-listers who can't even get a prescription PPI thrown at them to make them shut up. But then the fact that he's apparently trans and started the account with the standard "YOU ARE VALID!" comments and "medical gaslighting" and but can't decide on m/f designation and posted in GenderCrit makes me lean towards "trolling and the sex-specific comments are deliberately written such that they can be interpreted multiple ways." But it'd be a long haul for a troll that gets almost no engagement. Also the "i often forget to pat myself on the back but I've been in hospital for three weeks" comment just sounded so much like some sarcastic paraphrasing someone would write as a caption in a munchie timeline. If it's a karma farmer it's doing a spectacularly bad job for the same reason - no engagement and half the posts get automodded out of existence. I don't know, I just couldn't resist someone who posted pics of his asshole to a medical sub asking why it was bleeding.
Good lord. To spend that much time throwing every dx in the book at the wall waiting for something to stick...just trying to keep track of that story gave me a headache. I think spending all that time posting on subs with no engagement at all sounds soul-crushing and depressing. Maybe a real hobby would be more fulfilling.
 

King of the Munch

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Autie did a autism pride speech
- Hasn't done a speech in long time and is nervous
- Thanks the Autism Alliance for a personal hug-box to speak in
- What is pride? In 2018 it was being proud despise of the hate.
- Her son gets a lot of hate

> never seen hate towards the son but okey

- Being proud is an act of deviance, “exposing your lived experience as an autistic person in opposition to a medical criteria that has existed for decades”

> great, we’re are already starting with the word salads.

- she’s a privileged autistic bc she can talk
- DSM 5 can be used against you
> maybe that is bc she’s not autistic

- technical errors now, she finds it funny
- Josic? Redford introduced her to the autistic crowd
- all her live she got told her perspective of the world is not normal and unstable
- autistic people communicate different than normal n00bs
- online faking autism is prone to hate
- please practice internet awareness safety
- internet has shit parts
- “autistic rights are not being seen as human rights”
- the autistic community has a lot of generationally, medical and social trauma
- the intersectionality of autism is denied and underrepresented within autistic advocacy movements.

> remember that this all is coming from a white woman living in the UK living on disability

- autism is complex and so are the movements around it
- let people know where you’re going after the COVID lock-down, because “our” pride movement is being appropiated.
- autistic people are not seen as humans

> the country is not at war ya cunt

- autistic people get conversion therapy pressed upon them
- she’s trying not to stim
- she’s gonna show us her stims
- is gonna tell us now what we should raise money for for autistic people
- most charity’s are bad
- doesn’t know if she’s legally allowed to say that (what?)
- ABA is bad
- ABA is brainwashing
- autistic culture is still growing
- ABA is a form of conversion therapy
- more DSM shaming
- the system shittalk
- Mah medical traumah
- ABA is conversion therapy like Pavlov’s dogs
- She has rats bc rats are lab animals and “they” apply animal behavior on humans and “they” don’t see “us” like humans
> Well, maybe just the fakers Sarah

- She’s getting angry now
- She’s getting treated like mice
- the narrative of autism is apparently shaped in 1943
- people who were not normal got given a name in 1943, like schizophrenia and bipolar

> Or in autie’s case, in 1980, when factitious disorder got included in the DSM III and further from that point

- she’s dissociating because it upsets her
- “we” are stacked against a pile of history
- the community is vulnerable
- she was naive for thinking that if she was open and honest about changing
- change is decades away but she wont stop asking
- shows her pompom while mumbling like an insane person
- she wants to feel an hour now
- more technical problems now, hasn’t charged her phone for her scheduled hour long talk
- she got take literally and created a culture in which people dictate what stims are and aren’t

> just like stimdanching which isn’t a real thing for high functioning autists

- you need to find your own stims
- doesn't see acceptance in her hug-box community sometimes
- more anti-ABA talk
- being ridiculous with her pompom again
- her pompom is good for her mental health, grounds via pompom
- more technical problems, phone at 10%

> way to prepare Sarah

- When your autistic it isn’t your job to adapt to people
- sniffing some oils now
- gonna talk medication now
- doesn’t talk medication
- autists are very vulnerable
- she feels like the autistic community isn’t a save space now
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- now bitching about having to pay her own travel when she gets invited to a show she’d been invited to
- doesn’t get pay for speeches and that is dehumanizing
- she needs less intervention and more acceptance
- she needs to think about her words bc she is a public figure
- back to the ABA shittalk
- she learns patience from her pompom
- it took 5 days to unknot her yarn
- she needs her pompom to not hurt herself
- talking about self-harming now
- self-harming is coping mechanism
- blurts out :”the biggest killers are autistic people” but immediately backtracks on that

> almost makes you think she should have prepared this better than just blurt shit out of the top of her head

- suicide and epilepsy are biggest killers now
- ABA bad again
- “we” have trauma layered upon us
- when she has a meltdown she rips out her hair but her whiteness will protect her
- black autistic people speech now
- wants to demonstrate she has empathy despite what the DSM says
- doesn’t mean every autistic person isn’t capable of harm
- white men dictate what autism is
- there is sexism and misogyny, trans-phobia and ageism in the community
- we need to write the government now
- autistic advocated are being exploited

> people calling you out is not exploitation Sarah

- she’s proud to be here
- being autistic in 2020 is unsafe
- the most vulnerable are still used as guinea pigs today
- safe space online doesn’t exist for autistics
- playing with pompom again
- wants to embrace diversity

> maybe you should also embrace some criticism Sarah

- she’s being preaching acceptance for years but has come at a great cost “which are nothing to be fucking proud about, and they assault the community and this is why I can no longer be agony auntie”
- she’s been exploited and abused and many other advocates are going through it
- she’s holing a picture of her son up to the camera now
- her son needs her and that’s why she’s quitting

>holy shit is she finally putting her son first now?!

- autistic worth is not being recognized and that’s exploitation
- She experiences abuse within the community
- Holding a shitty painting with black-lives matter up to the camera now
- holding an embroidery painting up now with Chester autistic pride 2018 up now
- there was a known threat at that particular pride walk targeting Sarah
- Psychiatrists are bad now too
- “Find me an autistic friendly ethical psychiatrist”
- She’s laughing because she’s been through so much trauma
- More DSM-5 shittalk
- Autistic pride is at the bottom of a top bottom system
- The autistic community doesn’t need bleachers and anti-vaxxers

> Wow, I agree with something with Sarah

- alarm blaring in the background again
- “broaden your perspective of what autism is, don’t be so goddamn elitist”
- society is ablelist
- “they” want entertainment but she’s no guinea pig
- thanks her audience and apologizes about it being intense
- she has a headache and has anxiety about what she said
- she’s not gonna be a presenter online anymore


And that’s it folks! Thanks for reading!


TL;DR: a lot of DSM-5, ABA therapy and system bashing, a lot of mah trauma, a lot of bully’s in her safe space, she’s stopping with the Agony Autie character because she can’t bear the criticism anymore.

I feel like I too have now descended too many levels of autism and need my safe space away from autie.
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ActivelyComatose

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This was my favorite Numberwang comment so far. He posted it on the STEP1 sub in response to a med student's question about norepinephrine. Like they don't already have enough to worry about.

He's not even remotely self-aware and has no shame.

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8th December, oh? Kyle implies he has finally been diagnosed with hyperPOTS. His body going tingly during a panic attack must be related to that.
 

Cold Waffle

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This was my favorite Numberwang comment so far. He posted it on the STEP1 sub in response to a med student's question about norepinephrine. Like they don't already have enough to worry about.

He's not even remotely self-aware and has no shame.
He calls it posterior orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. Dat ass pots. Thank you for bringing this gem back to my attention. I overlooked it before amidst all the other screenshots.
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Crunchy Leaf

cronch
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This is in part 2 but I find it so funny.

His mum actually confronted him on this and he decided that it was a "load of bullshit" like there's some sort of huge conspiracy against the gingers.

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He also hits up r/redheads to ask the same thing and they all tell him it's completely normal.

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DPMIW noping out of a port after like a week is possibly my favourite munchie stunt this year by far.
Is he from the hood? Is he the only white person he’s ever seen? The idea that ‘having visible veins’ must be a sign of EDS is by itself a sign of EDS, cause only someone who’s extremely flexible could make such a stretch.