Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

MirnaMinkoff

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I was wondering when munchies would find this. Another condition that can completely ruin your life when real and severe, but also has pretty loose diagnostic criteria. Perfect!
Lol. Our Desi pedo princess Jodee was an early munchie adopter of cyclical vomiting and of course she’s also fat as fuck.

Munchies will eventually give us a perfect, exhaustive list of diagnoses that only require self-reported symptoms.
 

DoorPost101

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Has anyone here had the pleasure of watching one of @microcatmachine's cringey chronic illness interpretive dance videos?
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Meet Allison Vivian Tennyson, age 31, of Minneapolis, MN. She claims 30+ chronic illnesses. She was all over r/munchsnark for a minute, had a meltdown when she found out she was on there, and is now desperately trying to cover up her trail. She's already deleted her Tiktok & blog and privated her IG. The funny thing, though, is that the internet is forever and I fully believe this chick's cringey bullshit needs to be preserved forever.

She currently claims the following "chronic illnesses": gout, Cyclic Vomiting Syndrome, asthma, anxiety, C-PTSD, depression, mood swing disorder, adjustment disorder, vocal cord dysfunction, liver steatosis/liver disease, Nutcracker Syndrome, low-grade squamous intraepithelial lesion (LGSIL) of cervix, nerve pain, osteoarthritis, peripheral neuropathy, undiagnosed autoimmune disease, GERD, POTS, insomnia, overactive bladder, traumatic brain injury (TBI)/post-concussion syndrome (PCS), odynophagia, reactive gastrophy, tendinitis, HPV, SIBO, IBS, OCD, fibromyalgia, bilateral femoral acetabular impingement syndrome, cervical spondylosis, costochondritis, May Thurner Syndrome, bone spurs in hips, damaged rotator cuffs, hip fractures, hip labral tears, Pelvic Congestion Syndrome, Raynaud's Syndrome, adenomyosis, endometriosis, temporomandibular joint (TMJ) dysfunction, sciatica, plantar fasciitis, myopia, hEDS, Marfan Syndrome, Ehrlichiosis



Allison is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict who has tried to commit suicide three separate times. She allegedly got sober right around the same time Covid restrictions hit. She had to work from home and was suddenly chronically ill. At first she tried to hang on to the long Covid crowd (but she had 10+ negative Covid tests), then she jumped on the EDS train (but the geneticist wouldn't diagnose her), then Marfan syndrome (again the geneticist wouldn't diagnose her), then cancer, and now seemingly the woo-woo "tick-borne illness" community. She claims she needs a mobility aid just to get around her house. Keep that in mind when you watch her videos.

View attachment 2266572View attachment 2266573She's absolutely devastated that she's lost a bunch of weight but wears nothing but crop tops that show off that weight loss. She said she had "almost completely stopped eating."

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View attachment 2266590 Said her gastric emptying study was normal but it's because the one food they use- eggs- is the one food she doesn't have gastroparesis with.

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View attachment 2266600View attachment 2266601Her doctors had the audacity to tell her there was nothing wrong with her just because every single test they did came back normal.

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View attachment 2266612 Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

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View attachment 2266638 I think she might be naked when the red light turns on.

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View attachment 2266650 Giving Jackie Chan a run for his money.

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View attachment 2266656View attachment 2266657View attachment 2266658 Allison complained about all sorts of pain and said physical therapy was making it worse. She claimed she had arthritis in all of her joints and had “almost daily” dislocations and subluxations in her hips and shoulders. And then she posted this video which seems to contradict all that:

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This was longer than I thought it would be, so I'll be back with part 2 soon.
For having 20 chronic illnesses, she sure has lots of energy for scolding Tik Tok videos.
 
Has anyone here had the pleasure of watching one of @microcatmachine's cringey chronic illness interpretive dance videos?
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Meet Allison Vivian Tennyson, age 31, of Minneapolis, MN. She claims 30+ chronic illnesses. She was all over r/munchsnark for a minute, had a meltdown when she found out she was on there, and is now desperately trying to cover up her trail. She's already deleted her Tiktok & blog and privated her IG. The funny thing, though, is that the internet is forever and I fully believe this chick's cringey bullshit needs to be preserved forever.
this one seems to have gone off the rails since being discovered… personally the videos where she’s flailing her limbs and creeping around like she’s trying to be a spider are absolutely hilarious.

I look forward to seeing her go fully unhinged.
 

Dr. Celery MD

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this one seems to have gone off the rails since being discovered… personally the videos where she’s flailing her limbs and creeping around like she’s trying to be a spider are absolutely hilarious.

I look forward to seeing her go fully unhinged.
Yes she's allegedly created a handful of usernames, commented on/downvoted Reddit posts about her, and has been trying to doxx submembers. She's also been taunting a user for being a skin cancer and rape survivor.
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Allison claims to be a rape survivor so that's super fucked up.

ETA: I edited out the cancer/rape survivor's username.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Yes she's allegedly created a handful of usernames, commented on/downvoted Reddit posts about her, and has been trying to doxx submembers. She's also been taunting a user for being a skin cancer and rape survivor.
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Allison claims to be a rape survivor so that's super fucked up.

ETA: I edited out the cancer/rape survivor's username.
God, all these women are such drama whores.

Allison is absolutely ludicrous and it’s fun watching her make such an ass of herself, but how the fuck would she know some random munch snark’s “rapist’s name” who has “never mentioned them online” and never been in any newspaper? Has Allison got some magical rapist sleuth powers or tapped her phone? The last accusation just seems bizarre.
 

Kimchi4breakfast

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Yes she's allegedly created a handful of usernames, commented on/downvoted Reddit posts about her, and has been trying to doxx submembers. She's also been taunting a user for being a skin cancer and rape survivor.
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Allison claims to be a rape survivor so that's super fucked up.

ETA: I edited out the cancer/rape survivor's username.
She's an utter attention whore. A fucking piece of human garbage for that.
 

A Detachable Penis

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Any verdict on @tessylouwhoo ?

Claims multiple system atrophy, a notably rare autoimmune disease. I don't actually see any of the traditional signs of the disease being demonstrated here. Her claims of intestinal failure do not coincide with this disorder. Fainting does match the disorder, to which she claims traumatic brain injury from fainting just so much. However, problems with balance and difficulties with gait and movement would coincide more with falls. Indeed, fainting seems to be postural and not just all the time and random.

She keeps mentioning hospice and assisted suicide, but MSA has an average lifespan of 6-10 years compared to her estimate of 2. She even says it could be six months if she gets an infection. That is the main killer for MSA patients, so she is correct there, but mentions no urinary issues, which tend to be the other major infection source besides lungs.

Sporadic use of eye patch (dont care to figure out why), sporadic appearance of parkinsonism, sporadic respiratory symptoms and occasional appearance of oxygen tubing. All the other tubes off and on.

Claims her colon was removed and that she has an ostomy. This seems extremely excessive for MSA as most common complications involving the intestine are constipation, with the urinary system more significantly affected.

Also on that good opiod train and in the ER all the time. Had a service dog and did the obligatory dog videos. Has been inpatient psych multiple times.

I doubt she has MSA. The presentation is all wrong. She plays up her soon to be death so much all the time to get all the asspats. I think she's a munchie who is addicted to opiods.
 

Kelly's Leg Nerve

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I found some persons of interest that haven't been mentioned before.
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The 'Gala Sisters', Rhea and Rachel Galarneau, are asexual lesbian sisters in their 30s with a list of diagnoses who are currently trying to find an online following. The bios from their website, where they also feature Rachel's autistic child, are worth a read::

Rhea Galarneau​

Rhea is 36 years old and resides in Minneapolis. She has been in the Masonic world since she was 14, and she joined the International Order of Rainbow for Girls, where she has many past titles. When she was 34 years old she joined Eastern Star, where she currently serves as Esther in her local chapter.

When she’s not doing that she can be found watching WWE, CNN or spending time with her cats, dog and family. She has loved animals since she was a young child. She also identifies as a grey asexual lesbian.

She cannot eat gluten, dairy, soy, watermelon, or blueberries. She has many chronic illnesses, including but not limited to endometriosis, fibromyalgia, and many others. She has never let it stop her, and she has run more than 20 5Ks. If she was given the chance to be cured she would say No, since she wouldn’t understand how to live like a normal person.

Her favorite Chris Cuomo quote is “Together, as ever, as one.”

Rachel Galarneau​

Rachel is 35 years old and resides in Minneapolis, MN. She is new to the Masonic world and is currently a member of Eastern Star. She serves as the Warder for her chapter.

When she’s not busy with Masonic events she enjoys running, cooking, watching CNN and WWE, and catching up on her favorite TV shows. She is a retired restaurant manager. And identifies as a grey-asexual lesbian.

Rachel cannot eat dairy, gluten, strawberries, and soy. She has been chronically sick most of her life mainly with endometriosis, fibromyalgia, and Celiacs. But, she has a good life exploring the world with her daughter, sister, and pets. They can often be seen walking outside together.

Rachel's favorite Chris Cuomo quote is, "Lie, Deny, Defy."

Emma Galarneau​

Emma is 14 years old. She has autism and a speech/language disorder. She is a proud member of Minnesota Job’s Daughters. She was just installed as the Inner Guard. Jobies has helped her with her social skills and taught her many valuable lessons, the greatest of which is friendship.

Emma’s favorite movie is Frozen 2. She loves to sing along to her favorite soundtracks and put on a show. She is naturally talented in this way. She loves going to school and keeping track of important dates. She is so obsessed with the date she has two calendars that she updates daily.

Emma enjoys watching Cuomo Prime Time and WWE with her mom, Rachel, and her Aunty, Rhea. She says Chris makes her feel safe and often runs out of the room screaming she gets so excited he’s on tv.

She loves her 3 cats and her (semi-retired) service dog, Buzz. She hopes to get more pets eventually.

Her favorite Chris Cuomo quote is, “if you want a friend, be one.”

Insta @thegalafam

twitter: https://twitter.com/thegalasisters
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YT: https://www.youtube.com/c/TheGalaSisters/videos

Their content is mostly about ace lesbianism, celiac/autism/allergies/PTSD/endo/etc., some politics, and also their Cuomo family obsession. Their video about MunchSnark is how I found them. This is a shot of their recent YT content:
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Dr. Celery MD

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God, all these women are such drama whores.

Allison is absolutely ludicrous and it’s fun watching her make such an ass of herself, but how the fuck would she know some random munch snark’s “rapist’s name” who has “never mentioned them online” and never been in any newspaper? Has Allison got some magical rapist sleuth powers or tapped her phone? The last accusation just seems bizarre.
The theory on the sub is that Allison found the user's full name and either asked around about them (they live in relatively the same area, I guess?) or used her work's WestLaw account. She works for Lutheran Social Services; a few people have said LSS definitely has access. It still doesn't make a ton of sense to me so obviously take it with a grain of salt.
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Alright back to my highlight dump of Allison.
By March 2021 Allison's doctors had ruled out: Covid, pulmonary embolism, black mold exposure, flu, pneumonia, respiratory virus, sinusitis, laryngitis, Celiac, RA, Lyme disease, vasculitis, multiple sclerosis (MS), Crohns, inflammatory bowel disease (IBD), colon cancer, Still's disease, periodic fever syndrome, thyroid disease, HIV, fibromyalgia, blood infection, lung cancer, brain tumor, CFS, GI obstruction, polymyalgia, endometriosis, allergies, malnutrition, infectious diseases, sinusitis, lung inflammation, autoimmune and rheumatological diseases, bladder disease, Sjogren's, and RA (again).
21.3.8 (1).jpg21.3.8 (2).jpg21.3.8 (3).jpg Allison discussed all of the trauma that led to her C-PTSD diagnosis. She said she had survived domestic violence, gun violence, armed break-ins, sexual assault, sexual violence, molestation, and rape between ages 4-30. She claimed to be in full drug abuse remission and would be in full alcohol abuse remission in June 2021.


Watch as this totally disabled chick climbs up her fucking door frame.








21.3.26.jpg21.3.25 (8).jpg21.3.25 (9).jpg21.3.25 (10).jpgAllison was supposed to be evaluated for Marfan syndrome at the University of Minnesota. She claims the geneticist she saw gaslit her. How exactly did the geneticist gaslight her? She also evaluated Allison for EDS and told her she didn’t feel she had enough physical features for a diagnosis. Despite the fact that the geneticist doesn’t normally evaluate for EDS, she would still be qualified to make the diagnosis- she’s a geneticist. I also find it telling that Allison didn’t mention her Marfan evaluation at all.





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Allison announced she would be having an ECG to rule out Marfan. Because of her Marfan score, the ECG would be the deciding factor in being diagnosed. So just to reiterate: the geneticist did not diagnose her with Marfan. Or EDS, for the record.






Nothing like some hardcore krumping for your POTS.





21.4.29 (1).jpg21.4.29 (2).jpg21.4.29 (5).jpg Allison said she had her echo and it showed that her inferior vena cava was dilated. Her cardiologist "didn't have a lot to say about" her dilated vena cava. Sounds very serious. After this, literally no other Marfan-related diagnostics were mentioned (like say a blood test or buccal swab for genetic testing...). She never mentioned receiving a diagnosis.

21.5.5 (5).jpg21.5.5 (6).jpg21.5.5 (7).jpg21.5.5 (8).jpg21.5.5 (9).jpg In a comment, Allison claimed the geneticist she saw in April wrote in her notes that she "met the criteria for hypermobile Eds and the systemic score for Marfan, but told me I was 'fine.'" She worried that she has vEDS. She then said "It sucks having both EDS and Marfan issues."







21.5.25 (1).jpg21.5.25 (2).jpg21.5.25 (3).jpg Allison became utterly obsessed with a "daily fever" she'd claimed since March 2020 and made a beeline for the cancer angle. Allison claimed that every morning her temperature starts around 97.1 degrees. By noon it would hit 99, by dinner 100 degrees, and by bedtime "just under 102 degrees." This appears to be the very first time Allison mentioned her 'growing' lymph nodes. She said her rheumatologist referred her to hematology/oncology back in April- but I find that hard to believe. This was her very first mention of anything cancer-related. She literally shares herself pooping; there's no way she kept that to herself for a month. It seems REALLY weird to advertise a store at the end of the post you hashtag #cancer and #lymphoma. Also, nothing screams "my doctor definitely thinks I have cancer" like an oncology appointment that's booked two+ months out.

21.5.27 (1).jpg21.5.27 (2).jpg Just two days later Allison couldn't believe how much her body was wasting away (despite the fact that her weight had been stable since November) and how much her lymph nodes were growing (despite zero physical evidence of swollen nodes). She said her PCP told her to go to urgent care but they couldn't help her because "I am not acutely ill." Allison then requested a PET scan "to start a cancer hunt" but was told only a hem/onc doctor can order them.



21.5.31 (1).jpg21.5.31 (2).jpg21.5.31 (3).jpg Allison announced she would be off to the ER tomorrow "as per the advice of a nurse at my (bitch you haven't even been there yet and it's your cancer center?) cancer center. I am going to the ER clinic that has a cancer clinic in the building. My hope is that they can get a hematologist oncologist to check me out and order some cancer screening tests for me." Nothing quite like wasting resources by going to the ER for a(n imaginary) chronic issue!



21.6.2 (1).jpg21.6.2 (5).jpg21.6.2 (6).jpg Next she visited that ER with the cancer center. The ER gave her some fluids, did some blood work, and gave her a strep test. She was negative for strep (and mono and HIV). Her CBC was normal and her RBCs were "just a little below normal." Her CRP was normal. They did not do any scans, and she did not have an oncology consult. I’m assuming she was sent home within a few hours of being seen. Again, this screams "my doctor thinks I have cancer."

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I'll be back with part 3 later.
 

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Dr. Celery MD

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When we last left Allison she was abusing the ER for her "cancer search."

She joked about having people place bets on what’s wrong with her and let everyone know that just because one doctor ruled something out with her doesn’t mean she doesn’t have it! Despite two different rheumatologists telling her she had no autoimmune diseases, Allison was still convinced she had one because she’s “more susceptible to viruses and stuff.”


Later that day she reminded everyone that the ER is for keeping people alive (and didn’t at all see the irony in saying that), but it can also be for making your PCP order tests they weren’t ever going to and for taking services away from actually disabled people. Yes, that’s right, Allison bragged that she might be getting her insurance to pay someone to clean her house. “Why wouldn’t I take advantage of that?”



Screenshot 2021-06-17 at 9.37.28 AM.png Allison got tested for a bunch more shit, including a tick-borne illness panel.

Screenshot 2021-06-17 at 9.40.38 AM.png Next she had a lymph node ultrasound and they allegedly actually found something: on the right side she has one level 2 enlarged lymph node. On the right side she has three enlarged nodes. She noted that two of those were 3cm. Her thyroid turned out fine and she has an enlarged left-sided submandibular gland. Enlarged lymph nodes/glands can be caused by something as benign as seasonal allergies.

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On June 11, Allison let everyone know just how hard all that crazy dancing is on her body. “My airways tighten, making it harder to breathe. My body begins to tremor and shake. My legs get so weak they feel like jello, buckling at my knees.” When she initially posted this, she said she was “negative for Lyme, Ehrlichia, EBV, CMV, and ASO.”

Screenshot 2021-06-17 at 9.46.38 AM.png And then someone tipped off Allison that she was on r/munchsnark and she thought it was hilarious.

microcatmachine_20210611_25.jpgmicrocatmachine_20210612_5.jpg So hilarious in fact that she created a petition to get it taken down. "Don't mess with spoonies." What a fucking threat.

Screenshot 2021-06-17 at 9.51.28 AM.png Later that day, despite the fact that she had just posted that she was negative for Ehrlichia, Allison posted a series of stories stating she tested positive. She claimed her doctor stayed late just to send her the results.

Screenshot 2021-06-17 at 9.51.33 AM.png She couldn’t believe she had never been tested for tick-borne illnesses before. Except...she had been tested for lyme/tick-borne illnesses...allllllll the way back in July 2020. And guess what? The test was negative then.
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Screenshot 2021-06-17 at 9.58.48 AM.png Allison and her boyfriend then speculated as to when this magical tick bit her. She claimed on March 13, 2020 they went for a walk in the woods, and a few days later the bf felt sick. Then Allison got sick. Then their dog got sick. So that must be what happened! The interesting part is that nowhere- not on her blog, not on her Instagram- did she ever mention that her bf and/or dog were also sick with similar symptoms around the same time she got sick. You would think that would be an important piece of the puzzle!

My internet is ridiculously slow so I'll finish up in my next post with Allison's Reddit interactions.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Munchies are amazing in their obliviousness. When I was a kid I remember the adults basically avoiding a list of friends and family that were well known for endlessly complaining about shit. Nobody wanted to get stuck on the phone with X because they’d drone on about their bad back or piles or whatever. As kids we were call screeners to help adults avoid the chronic complainers who called. Now people make entire social media personas out of being a chronic whiner and complainer. I guess it makes sense, because there's no real meaningful interaction involved. They can complain to their hearts content but nobody actually has to listen to them.

When we last left Allison she was abusing the ER for her "cancer search."
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She joked about having people place bets on what’s wrong with her and let everyone know that just because one doctor ruled something out with her doesn’t mean she doesn’t have it! Despite two different rheumatologists telling her she had no autoimmune diseases, Allison was still convinced she had one because she’s “more susceptible to viruses and stuff.”

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Later that day she reminded everyone that the ER is for keeping people alive (and didn’t at all see the irony in saying that), but it can also be for making your PCP order tests they weren’t ever going to and for taking services away from actually disabled people. Yes, that’s right, Allison bragged that she might be getting her insurance to pay someone to clean her house. “Why wouldn’t I take advantage of that?”

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View attachment 2269894 Allison got tested for a bunch more shit, including a tick-borne illness panel.

View attachment 2269896 Next she had a lymph node ultrasound and they allegedly actually found something: on the right side she has one level 2 enlarged lymph node. On the right side she has three enlarged nodes. She noted that two of those were 3cm. Her thyroid turned out fine and she has an enlarged left-sided submandibular gland. Enlarged lymph nodes/glands can be caused by something as benign as seasonal allergies.

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On June 11, Allison let everyone know just how hard all that crazy dancing is on her body. “My airways tighten, making it harder to breathe. My body begins to tremor and shake. My legs get so weak they feel like jello, buckling at my knees.” When she initially posted this, she said she was “negative for Lyme, Ehrlichia, EBV, CMV, and ASO.”

View attachment 2269917 And then someone tipped off Allison that she was on r/munchsnark and she thought it was hilarious.

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View attachment 2269946 Later that day, despite the fact that she had just posted that she was negative for Ehrlichia, Allison posted a series of stories stating she tested positive. She claimed her doctor stayed late just to send her the results.

View attachment 2269947 She couldn’t believe she had never been tested for tick-borne illnesses before. Except...she had been tested for lyme/tick-borne illnesses...allllllll the way back in July 2020. And guess what? The test was negative then.
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View attachment 2269969 Allison and her boyfriend then speculated as to when this magical tick bit her. She claimed on March 13, 2020 they went for a walk in the woods, and a few days later the bf felt sick. Then Allison got sick. Then their dog got sick. So that must be what happened! The interesting part is that nowhere- not on her blog, not on her Instagram- did she ever mention that her bf and/or dog were also sick with similar symptoms around the same time she got sick. You would think that would be an important piece of the puzzle!

My internet is ridiculously slow so I'll finish up in my next post with Allison's Reddit interactions.
So does Allison have any family or has she alienated everyone in her real life by this point? Usually there's some parent still dealing with their BS on some level, but that's about it. Sometimes the parent is the one paying for their apartment just so they don't have to live/deal with their BS on a daily basis.

Allison seems to be permanently solo in all her SM so I figure strangers and other munchies on SM is her only social outlet for pity and attention. Nobody IRL tolerates her BS.
 

Dr. Celery MD

I know how youse kids like 'em sloppy.
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Munchies are amazing in their obliviousness. When I was a kid I remember the adults basically avoiding a list of friends and family that were well known for endlessly complaining about shit. Nobody wanted to get stuck on the phone with X because they’d drone on about their bad back or piles or whatever. As kids we were call screeners to help adults avoid the chronic complainers who called. Now people make entire social media personas out of being a chronic whiner and complainer. I guess it makes sense, because there's no real meaningful interaction involved. They can complain to their hearts content but nobody actually has to listen to them.


So does Allison have any family or has she alienated everyone in her real life by this point? Usually there's some parent still dealing with their BS on some level, but that's about it. Sometimes the parent is the one paying for their apartment just so they don't have to live/deal with their BS on a daily basis.

Allison seems to be permanently solo in all her SM so I figure strangers and other munchies on SM is her only social outlet for pity and attention. Nobody IRL tolerates her BS.
Allison lives with her boyfriend, Tyler Jahr. I can't find any social media for him other than an IG she tags that has one post. She also lives near her parents; it seems she goes to their house often because they have a pool.
Her dad is a retired educational psych professor from University of Minnesota who was suspended without pay for a year because he probably forged course evaluations and had a history of maybe not being the most honest person.

As far as friends go, I don't think she's ever mentioned one that wasn't part of the IG spoonie community. Going through her posts from before she started munching, it looks like she might have lost most of her friends after her alleged suicide attempts in 2017 and 2018. After she checked herself into the psych ward in 2019 it seems the only person she ever posts pictures with is her current bf, Tyler. It appears the BF buys into her bullshit.
 
The theory on the sub is that Allison found the user's full name and either asked around about them (they live in relatively the same area, I guess?) or used her work's WestLaw account. She works for Lutheran Social Services; a few people have said LSS definitely has access. It still doesn't make a ton of sense to me so obviously take it with a grain of salt.
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Alright back to my highlight dump of Allison.
By March 2021 Allison's doctors had ruled out: Covid, pulmonary embolism, black mold exposure, flu, pneumonia, respiratory virus, sinusitis, laryngitis, Celiac, RA, Lyme disease, vasculitis, multiple sclerosis (MS), Crohns, inflammatory bowel disease (IBD), colon cancer, Still's disease, periodic fever syndrome, thyroid disease, HIV, fibromyalgia, blood infection, lung cancer, brain tumor, CFS, GI obstruction, polymyalgia, endometriosis, allergies, malnutrition, infectious diseases, sinusitis, lung inflammation, autoimmune and rheumatological diseases, bladder disease, Sjogren's, and RA (again).
View attachment 2269500View attachment 2269505View attachment 2269508 Allison discussed all of the trauma that led to her C-PTSD diagnosis. She said she had survived domestic violence, gun violence, armed break-ins, sexual assault, sexual violence, molestation, and rape between ages 4-30. She claimed to be in full drug abuse remission and would be in full alcohol abuse remission in June 2021.

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Watch as this totally disabled chick climbs up her fucking door frame.

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Allison announced she would be having an ECG to rule out Marfan. Because of her Marfan score, the ECG would be the deciding factor in being diagnosed. So just to reiterate: the geneticist did not diagnose her with Marfan. Or EDS, for the record.

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Nothing like some hardcore krumping for your POTS.

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View attachment 2269572View attachment 2269573View attachment 2269574View attachment 2269577View attachment 2269578 In a comment, Allison claimed the geneticist she saw in April wrote in her notes that she "met the criteria for hypermobile Eds and the systemic score for Marfan, but told me I was 'fine.'" She worried that she has vEDS. She then said "It sucks having both EDS and Marfan issues."

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View attachment 2269595View attachment 2269596 Just two days later Allison couldn't believe how much her body was wasting away (despite the fact that her weight had been stable since November) and how much her lymph nodes were growing (despite zero physical evidence of swollen nodes). She said her PCP told her to go to urgent care but they couldn't help her because "I am not acutely ill." Allison then requested a PET scan "to start a cancer hunt" but was told only a hem/onc doctor can order them.

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View attachment 2269611View attachment 2269613View attachment 2269614 Next she visited that ER with the cancer center. The ER gave her some fluids, did some blood work, and gave her a strep test. She was negative for strep (and mono and HIV). Her CBC was normal and her RBCs were "just a little below normal." Her CRP was normal. They did not do any scans, and she did not have an oncology consult. I’m assuming she was sent home within a few hours of being seen. Again, this screams "my doctor thinks I have cancer."

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I'll be back with part 3 later.

For context, 2 hours away from Minneapolis includes Rochester, Mankato, St. Cloud, and Duluth (aka every other population center in Minnesota)… So 2 hours isn’t quite as close as most people would think. Lutheran Social Services does a LOT of different stuff that would be done by state social workers, so it wouldn’t surprise me if the organization had access to legal records. (Disclaimer: not a MN resident, just have some connections/familiarity).

Ooh, she's a gold mine of munch. She may be thread-worthy on her own!

I could see this… we’d need to make sure she actually keeps doing crazy shit though so it doesn’t go inactive right away. Given how bonkers she went on munchsnark, I would love to see how she responds to being here!
 

Dr. Celery MD

I know how youse kids like 'em sloppy.
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I could see this… we’d need to make sure she actually keeps doing crazy shit though so it doesn’t go inactive right away. Given how bonkers she went on munchsnark, I would love to see how she responds to being here!
Unfortunately I wasn't following her IG account so when she went private I lost access to any new craziness. People on munchsnark are saying she's very paranoid about new followers right now so I'd say the chance of actually getting accepted are pretty slim.
 

Maxie

Tubey to the max
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Unfortunately I wasn't following her IG account so when she went private I lost access to any new craziness. People on munchsnark are saying she's very paranoid about new followers right now so I'd say the chance of actually getting accepted are pretty slim.

We might still have some in roads on her IG, wink wink

Her weight loss is completely explainable in 3 parts.
1. Stopped drinking as much/sobered up
2. She lost the covid 15 while others gained, it went both ways.
3. Restrictive Paleo diet, what do you expect?
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Dr. Celery MD

I know how youse kids like 'em sloppy.
kiwifarms.net
We might still have some in roads on her IG, wink wink

Her weight loss is completely explainable in 3 parts.
1. Stopped drinking as much/sobered up
2. She lost the covid 15 while others gained, it went both ways.
3. Restrictive Paleo diet, what do you expect?
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Yes absolutely! She was also still posting pictures of alcohol until June 2020. Right after that is when the weight loss started ramping up. I don't think people realize just how many calories there are in just about any alcoholic beverage. Add to that the restrictive diet and the C. Diff she claimed last summer and the weight loss is no mystery at all.

Honestly my favorite part about her whining about her ~**~fOrTy PoUnD~**~ weight loss is that her weight has been completely stable since November. If she were really wasting away she wouldn't be able to keep her weight stable for seven+ months.
 

Baggywrinkle

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When victim hood gets you more and better attention than having actual accomplishments, this is what happens. And real accomplishments, like career success, are diminished as being lucky or privileged. Sure maybe you worked overtime to help create a vaccine for COVID but did you also have fibromyalgia or gender dysphoria? No? Then you are so lucky, let me tell you about how many spoons it took me to post on Facebook for 12 hours straight today while having to call door dash for my pizza.
It used to be that you could be dumb as a barbie doll but still have enough brains to run a household while your husband worked, but now these girls are competing with the “super woman” ideal so they make up excuses as to why they can’t even push a vacuum around the house for pity points.
Yeah this is more a rant than any specific example but I see it enough to know this munchie shit seems to apply exclusively to women. Men with similar inadequacies just turn into ”women.”
 

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