Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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I couldn't read much more after how she spelled "chord" wrong twice.
I agree I believe it was I'm high school after she got mono. It seems that Morgan has a new super rare happening when her following dies down. BTW spinal cord inflammation isnt something you get sent home with...
 
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I couldn't read much more after how she spelled "chord" wrong twice.
I agree I believe it was I'm high school after she got mono. It seems that Morgan has a new super rare happening when her following dies down. BTW spinal cord inflammation isnt something you get sent home with...
I enjoyed her spelling "weaning" as "I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME.ing." Oh, the irony...
 
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Daily Mail published some sob story about a woman whose “time is running out” because she has chronic Lyme. Of course, she heavily documents the condition on Instagram, enjoys showing off her PICC line, experiments with absurd treatments like “ozone therapy,” and proudly showcases her million different medications. The story even says that she was hospitalized in a psychiatric ward due to the delusional thinking surrounding her condition, but of course, this is actually just because Big Pharma wants to keep her from being cured.

Here’s her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/laura_macleod/

She’s currently raised $35,000 out of $40,000 so that she can go to Germany for some extra special therapy that purposely gives you a really high fever while simultaneously “flushing the neurotoxins” from your blood, which supposedly will make the Lyme Disease go away? Who fucking knows.

She claims to have “a complex mix of Chronic Lyme , Babesia, SIBO, Bartonella , Epstein Barr, Thyroid Disease, MAST Cell, POTS , PANS, and ME/CFS.“

This bitch is a munchie if I’ve ever seen one. :story:
 
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Daily Mail published some sob story about a woman whose “time is running out” because she has chronic Lyme. Of course, she heavily documents the condition on Instagram, enjoys showing off her PICC line, experiments with absurd treatments like “ozone therapy,” and proudly showcases her million different medications. The story even says that she was hospitalized in a psychiatric ward due to the delusional thinking surrounding her condition, but of course, this is actually just because Big Pharma wants to keep her from being cured.

Here’s her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/laura_macleod/

She’s currently raised $35,000 out of $40,000 so that she can go to Germany for some extra special therapy that purposely gives you a really high fever while simultaneously “flushing the neurotoxins” from your blood, which supposedly will make the Lyme Disease go away? Who fucking knows.

She claims to have “a complex mix of Chronic Lyme , Babesia, SIBO, Bartonella , Epstein Barr, Thyroid Disease, MAST Cell, POTS , PANS, and ME/CFS.“

This bitch is a munchie if I’ve ever seen one. :story:
And the part where she describes the hyperthermia and “flushing the neurotoxins” as “similar to dialysis”, WHAT?! No!! This fancy treatment center (read: LUXURY SPA) she wants everyone to pay for is nothing like the hell and pain I see my patients go through when they have to have dialysis 3x a week for the rest of their lives! Dialysis is time consuming, can be very painful, exhausting, can cause severe nausea/vomiting, headaches, etc and it’s not a magical cure! It keeps a certain functional baseline if about 200 different rules and dietary restrictions are followed every day as well. And most patients travel 45+ minutes to kind of crappy clinics to sit in outdated chairs for 4+ hours 3x a week to literally stay alive! So NO Laura, you wanting 45K to go galavanting to a Lyme Literate Clinic (eyeroll) for 21-28 days to get spa treatments and “toxins flushed” (you have a freaking liver for a reason) is NOTHING similar to dialysis!! End rant.
 
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Quote similar to dialysis, stem-cell like End Quote

so what are these treatments?
This is the treatment she's currently saving up $40,000 for: https://www.klinik-st-georg.de/en/klinik-st-georg/lyme-specialized-center/

It's not offered here in the United States. She and many others claim that this is because (((Big Pharma))) has a vested interest in withholding a cure to Lyme Disease, and that offering effective treatment wouldn't be profitable for (((Medical Insurance Companies.))) So, really hardcore Lyme munchies go to this place in Germany, where you pay tens of thousands of dollars to sit in a sauna until your temperature reaches 107°F. Afterwards, they treat you to a "detoxification" regimen that consists of pretty much all the standard quackery you see in the Detox / Alternative Medicine thread.

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Candidae

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Temperature of 107? Nope nope nope nope.
I love how they keep it right under 110 which is where you have to be hospitalized, at least in North America. I assume the body temp you're supposed to be hospitalized in varies by country to country but it can't be too different there. I'm sure munchies love that place cause they likely actually get seriously ill from going there
 

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I love how they keep it right under 110 which is where you have to be hospitalized, at least in North America. I assume the body temp you're supposed to be hospitalized in varies by country to country but it can't be too different there. I'm sure munchies love that place cause they likely actually get seriously ill from going there
lol 107 will most likely kill you
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Also what do you mean “country to country”? Humans stay around 98.7 degrees (give or take a bit) no matter their location.
 
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Candidae

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lol 107 will most likely kill you
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Also what do you mean “country to country”? Humans stay around 98.7 degrees (give or take a bit) no matter their location.
I didn't mean the actual temperature of a person there, just the fever level which a person is forced to go to a hospital at haha. I had a coworker be forced to go to the hospital instead of sent home because their fever was around 110 and later the boss said by 110 they were legally obligated as an establishment to send them to the ER. I assume different countries have different rulings on when an establishment is forced to send people to the ER based on their fever. Granted it's possible this was a company policy but I'm hoping it's a government thing due to places like munchie paradise
 
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I didn't mean the actual temperature of a person there, just the fever level which a person is forced to go to a hospital at haha. I had a coworker be forced to go to the hospital instead of sent home because their fever was around 110 and later the boss said by 110 they were legally obligated as an establishment to send them to the ER. I assume different countries have different rulings on when an establishment is forced to send people to the ER based on their fever. Granted it's possible this was a company policy but I'm hoping it's a government thing due to places like munchie paradise
That person lied to you, you get admitted immediately at 106-107, for heat stroke if anything.

They use those extra high temps to show how CRITICAL! and REAL! their illness is, though it's unlikely but I guess not impossible.
 

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I'm going to market special thermometers that only read over 104. They will be designated as extra sensitive to detect CHRONIC LYME and FIBRO and CANDIDA OVERGROWTH and EDS and that paralyzed stomach thing. They will be super duper expensive and only work rectally. Does anyone want to go on Shark Tank with me?
 

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I'm going to market special thermometers that only read over 104. They will be designated as extra sensitive to detect CHRONIC LYME and FIBRO and CANDIDA OVERGROWTH and EDS and that paralyzed stomach thing. They will be super duper expensive and only work rectally. Does anyone want to go on Shark Tank with me?
I'm in.
 

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