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MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry KingTURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

Discussion in 'Internet Famous' started by chimpburgers, Mar 15, 2016.

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  1. Mundana?
     
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  2. I'd be more surprised if most of that crowd didn't keep up with their KF threads, really.
     
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  3. Jarbo tells naked ape to go back to his day job. The implication being that Matt thinks his weak ass youtube career is the equivalent of some kind of hollywood celebrity.
    Can we add delusions of grandeur to the list?
     
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  4. You can add "Smug" to the list.
    Specially when he questioned Ape about YouTube and he responds with "You must not have been very good at it".
    Like it truly takes skills to be over 300 pounds and talk about things you find on the internet.
    But hey, his girlfriend bought him a house.
     
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  5. Because he keeps wanting to be known as some big shot who led the charge towards ethics in games journalism but everyone just ends up knowing him as Matt "I started Goobergate please accept me" Jarbo
     
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  6. Holy shit, this fucking guy.

    So Evangeline Lilly is having a whine about having to be partially nude on set during an episode of Lost and Jarbo the Hutt here goes on a mission to find evidence of nudity in a PG tv show but comes up empty and starts questioning her story.



    The article he's reading from gives a small clue as to which scene she is referring to by including a still image of Lilly in the process of having her clothes removed, but this somehow escaped Matt's attention.



    3:28.
     
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  7. Why is she complaining again? I've seen a professional actress actually put a dick in her mouth, and this is nothing compared to what Halle Berry did to get the Oscar for Monster's Ball.
     
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  8. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrG37RWe-Qs

    I know this had prob been posted multiple times before. But I just find this so hilarious him offering to give dsp help and tips. And advice on how to save his channel etc. Then I see all of matts views past months and they are fucking shit. Cause dsp def makes way more than him. Maybe not from youtube but def on twitch. I just def dont think he should be giving youtube advice to anyone
     
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  9. I mean, in a way he is. Mundane Matt is someone who once had a reasonably successfull channel which is now spiraling towards complete irrelevance (along with the man himself).

    So he can just recall what actions he had taken in the last years and advice people to do the opposite.
     
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  10. he was talking as if he was still successful and could help out dsp with some pointers. the date of that video was when his shit was pretty dead. kind of funny cause he spams like dsp does. not nearly as bad but will sometimes put out 5-7 a day
     
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  11. So Ethan Ralph started a stream that had the polar bear video, and it was struck down within 5 minutes. Everyone seems pretty sure that Matt flagged it. Now Matt, Ralph, Jim, and James Allsup are on a stream.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgqjTJUduno

    Shit is going to go nuclear

    Keemstar in the stream now god damn
     
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  12. Holy shit Keemstar just came on.

    This is gonna be good. :popcorn:

    EDIT: ninja'd by like a minute
     
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  13. Just waiting for Keem to call Matt an N
     
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  14. Ralph's fixation on "why didn't you give active consent when I messaged you!" is autistic as fuck. It's like the one thing that boggles my mind right now since it's not logically inconsistent with then coming on later after being laid with the accusation of striking down his stream.

    Also Matt is somehow unable to explain that and is now going on all kinds of tangents about rocks and driving. Honestly, it seems Matt stays mundane as fuck since he's unable to talk without his foot in his mouth.
     
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    #234 Marchesa_ofthe_Vast, Aug 10, 2018
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  15. He probably thought his alibi would be...rock solid! Eh? Eh?

    ...I'll see myself out now.
     
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  16. Matt just fucking blew himself out. Goddamn he's really done now.
     
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  17. I'm laughing so fucking hard lmao. Perhaps the biggest BTFO I've seen on a stream.
     
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  18. So during the James Gunn stream, Matt swore up and down that he didn't know who Dame Pesos is.
    During tonight's stream, he said he knew him, but never reported his content.

    When pressed to show his report history, he took 7 minutes, until finally showing his history, showing he serially flagged Dame Pesos.

    Mundane Matt is done.
     
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  19. He has multiple channels. What's the bet he flagged the KillStream from a different one that he's showing.
     
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  20. Matt_Flagging_DamePesos.png

    Edit: Additional Img

    More_Matt_Flags.png
     
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    #240 Spooky, Aug 10, 2018
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