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Magic Sun Daddy

Get on the ball, bitch.
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I love how Matt thinks his stupid hot takes are actually getting under people's skin. He fails to realize that his name has become synonymous with dishonesty and fragility. The same dude that false flagged channels by the dozens for making fun of him is going to act like he's some hard core provocateur. It'd be funny if it weren't so sad.
 

MediocreMilt

There is always time to talk about our feelings.
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You know that thing Matt does where he'll project his own behavior onto someone more successful than he is because he's angry that his bullshit doesn't earn him money?
Well:
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I'm the reason Donald Trump got elected! Trigger the libs, own the libs.
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I'm pretty sure Matt didn't vote for Trump so idk what he means by "benefit of the doubt",
 

AltisticRight

Matt Jarbo is not the father.
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I didn't know he was raised by a single mom. Didn't he mention years ago that his dad owns a Vape Shop? Was that his step-dad or something?
They are separated and he was brought up by his mum. He made the claim after someone said kids in single parent families come out broken. That was way before any of this autism was relevant so unfortunately you'd have to take my word on it. My memory could also be wrong.
 

MediocreMilt

There is always time to talk about our feelings.
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They are separated and he was brought up by his mum. He made the claim after someone said kids in single parent families come out broken. That was way before any of this autism was relevant so unfortunately you'd have to take my word on it. My memory could also be wrong.
Oh that's beautiful. If it hasn't been memory-holed, I really hope someone can find Matt saying that kids with single moms turn out fine, because look how well-adjusted I (Matt) am.

Was it on his ask.fm? Twitter? Tumblr?
 

AltisticRight

Matt Jarbo is not the father.
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Oh that's beautiful. If it hasn't been memory-holed, I really hope someone can find Matt saying that kids with single moms turn out fine, because look how well-adjusted I (Matt) am.

Was it on his ask.fm? Twitter? Tumblr?
It was on one of his videos during the GG mess. I wish I can find it but looking at the thousands of shit he uploads... fuck no.
 

Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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Every time I get MOTI from reading his smug Tweets linked here I'm reminded that there are probably some new 3 Buck Theater videos I've yet to hit dislike on.
 

MediocreMilt

There is always time to talk about our feelings.
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New info on Matt's cum-eating history!
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To summarize:

Matt: lol no-fappers are weird I bet they eat their own cum

Detractors: but Matt! You said that YOU eat your own cum!

Matt: lol come on it's not so weird. for some reason I think most people in a relationship eat their own cum, you virgin.
 

StickyDigits187

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New info on Matt's cum-eating history!
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To summarize:

Matt: lol no-fappers are weird I bet they eat their own cum

Detractors: but Matt! You said that YOU eat your own cum!

Matt: lol come on it's not so weird. for some reason I think most people in a relationship eat their own cum, you virgin.
What is with these people and doing nasty shit?
 

Your Local Neko Girl GF

Big Fat Cat Tats
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New info on Matt's cum-eating history!
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To summarize:

Matt: lol no-fappers are weird I bet they eat their own cum

Detractors: but Matt! You said that YOU eat your own cum!

Matt: lol come on it's not so weird. for some reason I think most people in a relationship eat their own cum, you virgin.
Does watching a black man fuck your "girlfriend" every night count as being in a sexual relationship?
 

Jack Awful

Laughs at Tards
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New info on Matt's cum-eating history!
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To summarize:

Matt: lol no-fappers are weird I bet they eat their own cum

Detractors: but Matt! You said that YOU eat your own cum!

Matt: lol come on it's not so weird. for some reason I think most people in a relationship eat their own cum, you virgin.
Gentlemen, we've reached Chris Chan levels.
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Doctor Placebo

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Gentlemen, we've reached Chris Chan levels.
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Matt confirms to all the people who speculated that yes, he does in fact do all kinds of sick, humiliating shit in his role as cuckold. Which apparently he thinks is not only common, but universal for anyone who has sex.

Is that how his GF convinced him to be a cuck? "Matt, literally everyone who's in a relationship lets their girlfriend ride the black bull and cleans up afterwards! Any other kind of sex you've seen is just porn fakery."
 

AltisticRight

Matt Jarbo is not the father.
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Gentlemen, we've reached Chris Chan levels.
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Hint: Click on the screenshot, allows you to resize it.

Anyhow, what a galactic-brained take this is.
So what is he implying... he's played "snowballing (the act of juggling cum in the mouth with a partner)" with his sexual partner? One can only imagine whose cum it is, I'm gonna guess... Tyrone or Jamal? Matt you're disgusting.

Or is he implying that, since the partner blows him (which no doubt she required a microscope to do so), and he kissed his partner; or that he goes in without protection and also eats pussy, by proxy, he's tasting his own cum???‽

If you give this thought, it's pretty gross and frankly an autistic thing to suggest. If he's somehow trying to suggest that oral or even simply kissing someone that gives one head is swallowing one's own cum, then we can easily deduct that he's as much of a "Hotel Rwanda" as his girlfriend.

So Matt, how many unborn niggers have you swallowed? (Timestamp 2:05)

Matt "swallow trillions of nigger jizz to preserve the white ethno" Jarbo
 

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