MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

Chris Mclean

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I'm puzzled, not mad, I was very annoyed too. Since it wasn't deliberate, I apologise for that faggy pile of screeching up there. I no longer believe in cow redemptions. Back in 2016-2017, someone suggested that Ralph was the "most reformed cow of the year", and I somewhat liked the idea. You know the outcome, I now janny that board for free and I have to pay for my own HRT. I used to like his shows and listen to them daily.

Matt's redemption? He's never going to have one. He missed the opportunity years ago. He can reform himself and put out good content so the shadows of the past don't haunt him, then maybe a second opportunity will come. Out of the dozens of "boulder streams", only 1/5 of one of them was watchable, so rainbows on that. If I've ever said he had chance, it was probably just gunt a-logging gutting my judgement.

Anyway, we're not gonna agree on much, that's why I didn't bother after 2 exchanges. UberEats and Uber to me are jobs, shitty ones sure, I've said it and if you disagree it's fine. Of course no one wants a shitty job, don't we all want to do something we enjoy and make a very good living, with enough excess to further fuel that thing we enjoy? Someone has to do those shitty jobs. 1BAT=$10k when? I want to get paid for saying nigger online.

Initially, I thought he was going to change... his style and content (which he actually did with the boulderstreams). I thought he was getting his life together, preferably even leave that shitty website and forget about his boring format. I suppose you can say this is change for the better and thus you'd be correct, but we both know he has no self-awareness. The entire wall of text was just comparing him to the gunt out of spite, and I used confirmation bias to make almost every point. It was basically a long winded post saying "Matt is a fag but Gunt the one who got famous from his downfall is orders worse".

I thought he was going to take James Alsup's advice and be himself with those shitty streams, at least once in a blue moon he might be able to put on something interesting, for us. He can tell 20 jokes, I'd maybe find 2 or 3 to be worthy of a cheap laugh, that's enough since it'll be zero from the Gunt. Did I ever believe he'll change as a person? Nope.

Matt is a grifter, correct. He is a leftard and a democrat also. I think I've mentioned this before, I actually watched some of his shit back when he had below 1000 subscribers. That was pre-gaygate even. I'm not sure how I landed on his channel, but TYT was probably the proxy and they covered the same thing at some point, so he likely popped up in recommendations. I'll have a couple of his shitty videos on as background noise and he's been consistently advocating for leftist shit such as gay marriage. His positioning was something I wanted back then, total neutrality, that was before I had the capacity to do my own research on subjects. But he had zero charisma and a dreaded voice, so I unsubbed after the gaygate shit came to a halt.
The thing is right, matt is super entertaining when he lets loose like he did on Ralph, shoeonhead or even drmr.
But hes to much of faggot to do wihtout totalsupport.

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We apperntly call people soyboys and cucks a lot? I guess matt loves singing im a pedohphile and thinks thats the height of comedy?
 

Lucas Silva #4903141

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EarJuice and boring Drumr828 guy certainly did. Not sure if there's anyone else who here who made the statement unironically, at least I don't recall any from the gunt board.
The more I hear about EarJuice, the more he seems like a sped.
Anyways, yeah, MundaneMatt needs to leave the youtube spotlight. Let his channel(s) die. I can't imagine he's even making that much money off youtube anymore.
 

SpergPatrol

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The thing is right, matt is super entertaining when he lets loose like he did on Ralph, shoeonhead or even drmr.
But hes to much of faggot to do wihtout totalsupport.

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We apperntly call people soyboys and cucks a lot? I guess matt loves singing im a pedohphile and thinks thats the height of comedy?
The only time we do is in reference to JarbotheHut who made songs where he outright calls Jarbo a cuck and even made entire songs saying a guy named Tyrone fucks his wife
 

AltisticRight

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The thing is right, matt is super entertaining when he lets loose like he did on Ralph, shoeonhead or even drmr.
But hes to much of faggot to do wihtout totalsupport.
You hit the nail on the head actually. His Poley video was funny. The "leaked" stuff where he harps on Wig0nTh0t and Armoured Spedtic was refreshing. When he commented on Ralph's revenge porn, he was on the money. "Now you're known for revenge pornography and having a small dick, congrats".

To be very optimistic, he likely has the potential to entertain a set audience, too bad he's a flaggot, a pussy, fat and retarded. He has no conviction, neither does he have a spine.

Or maybe it all seemed funny because we know Matt Jarbo as a boring mundane opinionless fatfuck with a fencepost perpetually jammed up his shitter.

The more I hear about EarJuice, the more he seems like a sped.
He is a sped. He made loads of these "guntwave" videos that all sound nearly the same, and he got involved in a lot of very stupid and cringe drama with Cog the Cuck, some Metokur fan who might be a dude pretending to be a girl, and others I can't remember. He's probably an Australian Wignat too (AboNat), you can see "1488" inscribed on his persona's belt in some of his videos.
 

InsolentGaylord

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The thing is right, matt is super entertaining when he lets loose like he did on Ralph, shoeonhead or even drmr.
But hes to much of faggot to do wihtout totalsupport.

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We apperntly call people soyboys and cucks a lot? I guess matt loves singing im a pedohphile and thinks thats the height of comedy?
Semi off topic. But Vito really needs a thread at this point. The guy is clearly asking for it, especially with how butthurt he gets about people calling out pedophilia. He even defended James Gunn for being "funny" when Gina Carino got fired.
 

GenericReviewerDraco

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Semi off topic. But Vito really needs a thread at this point. The guy is clearly asking for it, especially with how butthurt he gets about people calling out pedophilia. He even defended James Gunn for being "funny" when Gina Carino got fired.
Vito is a faggy orbiter who says increasingly retarded shit in hopes of getting a lolcow thread. Orbiters desperate for attention don't deserve their own threads.
 

MediocreMilt

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Anyways, yeah, MundaneMatt needs to leave the youtube spotlight. Let his channel(s) die. I can't imagine he's even making that much money off youtube anymore.
If he were sincere about not needing the attention and truly pivoting his channels to hobby/minor income, he'd abandon anything that had ever been to do with the MM persona (not merely rebrand) and start a new channel where he does True Crime or whatever he claims to be passionate about. Maybe give himself a new name (Greasy George, Humble Henry, Passive Peter/whatever) and run his voice through a little modulation so he doesn't totally sound like himself.

Instead, he's still putting himself out there and pretending to want people to unsub.

Matt, if you want fewer subs related to your old shit, just dump the old shit you soyboy cuck who reads this thread.
 

SPERGSTROM

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Just read through the updates on this thread since the last time i posted and i've come away with the same feelings of being uninterested and bored as i do watching a MM video.

Can we even deem him as a lolcow anymore? the posts here keeping track of it all just seem..... sad and pathetic - much like Matt Jarbo himself.

Just going to watch Jarbo crying video at his play button to remind me of the good funny times.
 

MediocreMilt

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Just read through the updates on this thread since the last time i posted and i've come away with the same feelings of being uninterested and bored as i do watching a MM video.

Can we even deem him as a lolcow anymore? the posts here keeping track of it all just seem..... sad and pathetic - much like Matt Jarbo himself.

Just going to watch Jarbo crying video at his play button to remind me of the good funny times.
No one is forcing you to follow his thread.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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where he does True Crime or whatever he claims to be passionate about
Well, if he is passionate about reading news articles in his lifeless soy voice and doing research on the level "goggle the name and read the first article", I wonder how it would be, if he didn't give a fuck.

"Now you're known for revenge pornography and having a small dick, congrats".
That's bottom of the barrel take, anyone here was saying this. Hell, even @Bryan Dunn stopped pretending that his lust for cock is gone and gave it 2/10. Funnily enough, there were people who claimed that he"redeems himself" too, just because Gunt diggs himself deeper.
 

Gravityqueen4life

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Matt is a low-grade psychopath. he is shallow with no personality or identity of his own so, he tries to make up with that by being a COONsumer off media. gamergate was probably the first time in his life he felt like a somebody and got a bit of taste whats it like to be famous. he thinks turning left wing will somehow revive his youtbe career but all it dose is show people what Matt Jarbo really is.

a soy filed bitch!

these people never forget matt. nor forgive. you will always be a "right-winger" in their eyes.

"edit" hell, if you can make boogie look like a chad by compassion, what dose it say about you?
 
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LordofCringe7206

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You hit the nail on the head actually. His Poley video was funny. The "leaked" stuff where he harps on Wig0nTh0t and Armoured Spedtic was refreshing. When he commented on Ralph's revenge porn, he was on the money. "Now you're known for revenge pornography and having a small dick, congrats".

To be very optimistic, he likely has the potential to entertain a set audience, too bad he's a flaggot, a pussy, fat and retarded. He has no conviction, neither does he have a spine.

Or maybe it all seemed funny because we know Matt Jarbo as a boring mundane opinionless fatfuck with a fencepost perpetually jammed up his shitter.
Yeah. Those things were not funny because of something he did. They were funny for what they exposed about him. Especially the audio leaks. Those exposed him for who he really is: a two-faced asshole who will pretend to be your friend while shit-talking you behind your back. Being a douchebag might work as a YouTube channel, but its hard to develop when you are just shit-talking people for no reason.

It especially won't work when you're a broke, diabetic cuck who only stays with his cheating girlfriend so he can avoid getting a real job.

Poley got more funny as it went on simply because of how he torpedoed his career over it. Him dancing on Ralph's grave was funny at first, but that's more so just because of how badly Ralph fucked up. The fact that he immediately tried to use it revive his career also ruined its entertainment value.

Matt doesn't have the capabilities to be entertaining. Or at least intentionally. He's only funny as a cow: watching his fuck ups unfold as he desperately tried to be an e-celeb.
He kept trying to get her to go to parties when they were at events and June basically implied that made him creepy. There's a video of this somewhere WAY back in the thread.
I vaguely remember that. It's not shocking. Reminder of the story about him getting kicked out of church.
I've used this comparison before, but the only real difference between Ralph and Matt is that Ralph's shit is all out in the open. With Matt there is a lot more evidence of skeletons in the closet, but unfortunately we don't have a lot of it out to examine.
 

Berrakh

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The thing is right, matt is super entertaining when he lets loose like he did on Ralph, shoeonhead or even drmr.
But hes to much of faggot to do wihtout totalsupport.

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We apperntly call people soyboys and cucks a lot? I guess matt loves singing im a pedohphile and thinks thats the height of comedy?
It's because Matt Stone and Trey Parker don't look like stereotypical sex offenders? Unlike Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum here.
He kept trying to get her to go to parties when they were at events and June basically implied that made him creepy. There's a video of this somewhere WAY back in the thread.
He also insulted her weird daddy-kink relationship to Greg (Armoured Skeptic) while being recorded on his discord.
 

Berrakh

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I'd say it's more they were clearly mocking the pedophiles instead of defending them for months straight on social media like Dick or never indicating that this is a joke like MrGirl.
I was just insulting them. The fact is that we have reason to be skeptical of their (Matt and Vito's) proclivities unlike two relatively normal looking guys with legitimate wives and families (and a lot to lose).
 
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