• ”Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others.”

Careercow MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / JarbologyTURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by chimpburgers, Mar 15, 2016.

Forum Guidelines

Lolcows are people and groups whose eccentric or foolish behavior can be "milked" for amusement and laughs. They are not countries, political figures, celebrities, your highschool bully, or some random YouTuber who doesn't involve himself in drama.

  • Be civil.

    Don't get angry over Lolcows. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

  • Hide your powerlevel.

    Avoid revealing intimate, embarrassing details about yourself. This is not your blog and we are not an asylum.

  • Don't backseat moderate.

    You are not a moderator. You do not decide if a thread is to remain open or not. You do not decide if someone is a lolcow or not.

  • Don't white knight.

    Don't turn threads into an intervention. If you want to help, contact them privately. True lolcows reject advice.

  • Do not create topics about forum members.

    If you believe someone discovered by their account on the forum deserves a thread, ask staff first.

  • No trolling plans.

    We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.

  • Topic titles should contain aliases.

    Keep thread titles as brief as possible and use all their different usernames.

  • Archive everything.

    Use archival tools to preserve content forever. Upload directly to posts where applicable.

  1. So Ethan Ralph started a stream that had the polar bear video, and it was struck down within 5 minutes. Everyone seems pretty sure that Matt flagged it. Now Matt, Ralph, Jim, and James Allsup are on a stream.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgqjTJUduno

    Shit is going to go nuclear

    Keemstar in the stream now god damn
     
    • Winner  x 26
    • Semper Fidelis  x 3
    • Informative  x 2
    • Like  x 1
    • Feels  x 1
    #241 Disrespected Pronouns, Aug 10, 2018 at 12:04 AM
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2018 at 12:30 AM
    kiwifarms.net
  2. Holy shit Keemstar just came on.

    This is gonna be good. :popcorn:

    EDIT: ninja'd by like a minute
     
    ComeoutandJULAY

    ComeoutandJULAY BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BU-BURN TO THE GROUND

    kiwifarms.net
  3. Just waiting for Keem to call Matt an N
     
    • Like Like x 6
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 1
    Jewed Hunter

    Jewed Hunter Anti-occultist gang gang

    kiwifarms.net
  4. Ralph's fixation on "why didn't you give active consent when I messaged you!" is autistic as fuck. It's like the one thing that boggles my mind right now since it's not logically inconsistent with then coming on later after being laid with the accusation of striking down his stream.

    Also Matt is somehow unable to explain that and is now going on all kinds of tangents about rocks and driving. Honestly, it seems Matt stays mundane as fuck since he's unable to talk without his foot in his mouth.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Autistic Autistic x 2
    #244 Marchesa_ofthe_Vast, Aug 10, 2018 at 12:46 AM
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2018 at 1:21 AM
    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast

    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast Mediocre Commentator

    kiwifarms.net
  5. He probably thought his alibi would be...rock solid! Eh? Eh?

    ...I'll see myself out now.
     
    • Winner Winner x 15
    • Feels Feels x 3
    • Like Like x 2
    ComeoutandJULAY

    ComeoutandJULAY BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BU-BURN TO THE GROUND

    kiwifarms.net
  6. Matt just fucking blew himself out. Goddamn he's really done now.
     
    • Like Like x 6
    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast

    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast Mediocre Commentator

    kiwifarms.net
  7. I'm laughing so fucking hard lmao. Perhaps the biggest BTFO I've seen on a stream.
     
    • Agree Agree x 4
    • Like Like x 2
    kiwifarms.net
  8. So during the James Gunn stream, Matt swore up and down that he didn't know who Dame Pesos is.
    During tonight's stream, he said he knew him, but never reported his content.

    When pressed to show his report history, he took 7 minutes, until finally showing his history, showing he serially flagged Dame Pesos.

    Mundane Matt is done.
     
    • Winner  x 33
    • Like  x 5
    • Agree  x 2
    • Optimistic  x 2
    • Feels  x 1
    kiwifarms.net
  9. He has multiple channels. What's the bet he flagged the KillStream from a different one that he's showing.
     
    • Agree Agree x 6
    • 🤔 Thunkful x 5
    kiwifarms.net
  10. Matt_Flagging_DamePesos.png

    Edit: Additional Img

    More_Matt_Flags.png
     
    • Winner Winner x 34
    • Informative Informative x 3
    #250 Spooky, Aug 10, 2018 at 1:27 AM
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2018 at 1:41 AM
    kiwifarms.net
  11. Oh man, what a night... First Jim comes back, then Matt fucking shoots himself in the face.

    Edit: Jesus Christ... He keeps digging the hole deeper and deeper. He really is done.
     
    • Agree Agree x 13
    • Like Like x 1
    UnKillFill

    UnKillFill Bromance y'all.

    kiwifarms.net
  12. Matt contemplated suicide.
    J
    U
    S
    T
     
    • Informative Informative x 9
    • 🤔 Thunkful x 2
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
    Jewed Hunter

    Jewed Hunter Anti-occultist gang gang

    kiwifarms.net
  13. Dude's about to break out in actual tears.
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Optimistic Optimistic x 2
    UnKillFill

    UnKillFill Bromance y'all.

    kiwifarms.net
  14. SHOW THE SCROLL
     
    • Agree Agree x 2
    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast

    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast Mediocre Commentator

    kiwifarms.net
  15. DO A FLIP
     
    • Like  x 35
    • Agree  x 8
    • Winner  x 6
    • Semper Fidelis  x 3
    •  x 1
    kiwifarms.net
  16. Goddamn he got Warski, Tonka, Failure...lmao so goddamn butthurt.
     
    • Winner Winner x 10
    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast

    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast Mediocre Commentator

    kiwifarms.net
  17. He's only sorry for getting caught on stream.

    What a soyboy.
     
    • Winner Winner x 26
    ComeoutandJULAY

    ComeoutandJULAY BURN BURN BURN TO THE GROUND BU-BURN TO THE GROUND

    kiwifarms.net
  18. I'm a bit behind the stream, but this has been glorious so far.

    He should turn off that pesky YouTube channel. Permanently.
     
    • Agree Agree x 9
    • Winner Winner x 3
    • Islamic Content Islamic Content x 1
    DerSandstrom

    DerSandstrom Gendergaseous Peter-pansexual

    kiwifarms.net
  19. He should stick to playing with puppets and teaching us about the niggers.



    LEGIT SWEAR TO GOD
     
    • Agree Agree x 14
    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast

    Marchesa_ofthe_Vast Mediocre Commentator

    kiwifarms.net
  20. I really have no doubt that he hit the Ralph Retort on a secondary account, or that he managed to remove the strike in the time it took for him to finally man up.

    He came into the stream full of swagger trying to come off like he was some sort of internet superstar, now he sounds like he's reaching for a gun.

    BLOODSPORTS LIVES
     
    • Agree Agree x 16
    • Like Like x 1
    kiwifarms.net
  • About Us

    The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. These people are commonly referred to as Lolcows and are each distinct thanks to their erratic public behavior. Spectators are encouraged to join discussion. The wealth of opinions and knowledge shared by users is what has enabled this peculiar fringe community to thrive despite the incredible adversity and contention brought by those we discuss.

    We do not place ads, host malware, sell data, or run crypto miners with your browser. If you experience these things, you have a virus. If your malware system says otherwise, it is faulty.

  • Supporting the Forum

    BTC: 1LXpv9FUiazGB2LVyS44cTTEQFc8CBgPYi

    BTC+SW: bc1qwv5fzv9u6arksw6ytf79gfvce078vprtc0m55s

    ETH: 0xc1071c60ae27c8cc3c834e11289205f8f9c78ca5

    LTC: LNjmyhxThrTMY4izBdcdWqvW287LmCB6bg

    XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino

Copyright © 2016 Lolcow LLC
This website may contain offensive or adult content.
Discontinue browsing if it is illegal or against your wishes to see such material.
All content belongs to their respective authors and does not represent Lolcow LLC.
We have not been served any secret court orders and are not under any gag orders.