• ”So he's into weird, depraved shit. That's pretty much half our userbase. Where is the funny stuff?”

Careercow MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / JarbologyTURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

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  1. The only useful thing about Matt is that he tends to cover shit happening online before anyone else... but his delivery of the "news" is just so fuckin annoying that you have to just skip into the middle, hit pause and then read the article on the screen yourself without his "mundane reading" and "mundane opinions" on it.

    His channel would be so much better if he just shut the fuck up and read the God damn "news" straight off. Or just the headlines. Let more competent/funny/interesting people add commentary and critique, cause his shit is just... like an intellectual stroke.

    He's like that annoying, whiny little fuckup who always got picked on in school. You know the one, the fat little turd burglar always creamin his pants over some nerdy shit and never knew when to shut up about it because he was all socially awkward. That's Mundane Matt... except he never grew out of that spaz routine and now he's an adult sized, fat, grubby, belly achin, butt cuck on YouTube having a cry over a lack of "likes" and all his lying horseshit.

    Dude is so addicted to the dopamine dribbles he emotionally freaks the fuck out when he's not getting his "fix" and then starts lashing out with reports.

    He's the worst kind of emotional fuckup too, because he tries to hide it and bottle it up and pass it off like it's no big deal, even though it's so plainly obvious he's just seething inside with hatred... probably takes it out on his wife too.

    Probably too much of a little bitch to physically abuse her, but you just know he's emotionally abusing that bitch every chance he gets.

    INB4 Mundane Fatt divorce video.
     
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  2. Fatt Jimbo knows that won't happen when you do it on youtube, instead he'll gain white knights who will defend him because they fear he'll off himself if people are too mean to him.
     
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    Henk Hill

    Henk Hill Clouds?

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  3. So hes gonna pull a boogie?
    Not bad jimbo
     
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    the autist of dojima

    the autist of dojima JUDGEMENT.HAS COME.TO YOU

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  4. HAHAHA Dick is keeping up with the news, he just uploaded this Dick Show clip.

     
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  5. If he kills himself I call dibs on his microphone and camera! We should start auctioning off all his worldly possessions now, before he offs himself... the money that's raised can go towards his wife's son. Like some kind of college savings fund. : D
     
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  6. It was already dead.
     
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    Apoth42

    Apoth42 Verified Degenerate

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  7. More like undead.

    Like a zombie can shamble along like a living person, but it's not alive. This was akin to someone finally putting a bullet through the zombie's head.
     
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  8. Matt I'd start applying to the local gas station if I were you gotta support your girlfriend's boyfriend's child somehow
     
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    Pikapool

    Pikapool The Pikachu with the mouth

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  9. Screenshot (124).png

    Matt's uploading style is looking a lot like Dave's. Just like how reporting people like a little bitch is just like Dave.
     
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    NotreallyPutin

    NotreallyPutin Dave stole my grill

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  10. The only reason I'm not maliciously reporting him to the police so he gets Baker Acted is because I'm worried he might actually attempt suicide and I don't want the authorities to show up and save him.
     
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  11. Is that a part of your plan to finally take control of the Farms for your own nefarious purposes of doxing everyone on the internet, including this board, completely untethered from the restrictions placed on you by his oppressive regime?
     
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    Feline Darkmage Catty Bitch
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  12. wat?
     
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  13. Not being allowed anywhere near mod powers.
     
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  14. Matt is lucky he has a kid, forces me to give a fuck about him in a weird way. He needs to get a real job.

    Allsup and I likely aren’t alone in that, so if Matt is smart he will exploit that. But knowing Matt he will totally ruin it by abusing the protection it gives him.
     
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  15. Here's Zidan with the killshot:


    Keep in mind this came after Matt had spent an hour saying "Dame Pesos doesn't bother me" and "I've only flagged a few people who were directly copying content"
     
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  16. Even in telling the truth he still lies. When he starts to come clean immediately before the screenshot he says that he hasn't done the things he's been accused of on the KillStream. When Jim was interrogating him earlier the first thing asked of Matt was did he report DamePesos and Matt says "nope" without missing a beat.

    His constant apologies, the suicide talk, that's just to try and make people feel guilty about kicking him when he's down. There's no sincerity there whatsoever.
     
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  17. Anyone notice that Matt looks like a giant amoeba?
     
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    oddish

    oddish itsa me, oddguy

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  18. It's kind of impressive that he's managed to go this long and only get like 12 pages until this erupted. I wonder what was going through his mind while he tried to 'play it cool' as he pressed the buttons that would show, undeniably, that he was full of shit.

    Even if this is his moment of drama it's still pretty boring, though.
     
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  19. Matt took the video down, mirror here.
     
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  20. I haven't watched him in awhile. He's kind of annoying. Although I initially didn't find him that annoying.

    I don't have any sympathy for these types. Get a real job. The Youtube train doesn't run forever unless you're Pewdiepie or someone like that.
     
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    Dysnomia

    Dysnomia Differently Abled Donald

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