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PurpleSquirrel

"He who dies with the most stories, wins."
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Sinead O'Connor has been trying to be relevant again by converting to Islam and changing her name to Shuhada' Davitt. What makes this lolzy is that she recorded herself singing the Adhan (call to prayer), which is prohibited to be sung by women. Also, for someone who ripped up a picture of the Pope for looking the other way with child molestation, she's fine with a faith that thinks its ok to marry little girls.
I've always thought she's the poster child for Unresolved Daddy Issues.
 

Muh Vagina

Me Lurk a Long Time
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Anybody remember Tan Mom? A few years ago, she put out this... thing. She was completely trashed in the video.


Then there was this.


But there's more! A few months ago, this fiasco debuted.


And then there was this a few weeks ago.


I'm guessing that the farms didn't exist when she was at her peak, because she was totally threadworthy.
 
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Hellbound Hellhound

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I think John Cage might count as something of a musical lolcow. He was an experimental composer and music theorist in the 20th century, best known for his composition 4'33", which consisted of 4 minutes and 33 seconds of total silence.

If you listen to him in interviews, you can see that he had a fairly exceptional perspective on things:
 
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Alberto Balsalm

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I think John Cage might count as something of a musical lolcow. He was an experimental composer and music theorist in the 20th century, best known for his composition 4'33", which consisted of 4 minutes and 33 seconds of total silence.

If you listen to him in interviews, you can see that he had a fairly exceptional perspective on things:
Eh, at this point I just expect experimental artists to sound all *yawn*
 

Hobbit

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So I don't know if he's really a lolcow per se but MunsonCovers deserves some kind of mention for putting out thousands of extremely simplistic, low effort and honestly completely unnecessary "tutorial" videos for several different instruments, all paired up with his gawd-awful singing. When you can take about 15 seconds to find the chords to every fucking song written, I really have no fucking clue why this guy keeps at it every day. If any guitar players listen to one of his fingerstyle videos, you'll know what I'm talking about. What's the point?
 
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