Musicians that are also Lolcows? -

[ChampFantana]

I don't know man, the last time I gave them any interest was when I saw them on Stern talking tough and getting nervous when the big black dude showed up for the fight lol.

I've seen that video before, and I'm pretty sure it was a work. Howard (cow that he is) is enough of a shit-stirrer to do something like that.

 

[Just A College Boy]

Nick Cave. Just look at this Chris-Chan shit.

Spoiler: Cave's waifus

From his own blog, The Red Hand Files:

Just so that everyone knows what we are talking about, The Hyatt Girls are a group of beautiful and very naked women who live in my imagination and perform pornographic acts with each other, provided I stay at a Hyatt Hotel. For years I have drawn them, to the best of my ability, on the hotel’s notepaper whenever I have stayed at a Hyatt. I have now turned these drawings into erotic wallpaper, which I sell at great expense on my lovely, contentious Cave Things online shop.

There are also other groups of women — The Hilton Girls and The Ritz Carlton Girls, for example — residing in my imagination who will perform pornographic acts on condition that I stay at the applicable hotels. As with The Hyatt Girls, in order to remember them, I sketch them on the hotel notepaper. I’ll be turning these into wallpaper too at some point — once I get my shit together.

And then there are The Travelodge Girls — they perform particularly enthusiastic pornographic acts in my imagination, but because Travelodge doesn’t supply any notepaper I haven’t been able to draw them. If Travelodge had their own notepaper, I could think of the girls, draw them, and make The Travelodge Girls wallpaper, which I can sell at a more affordable price than The Hyatt Girls wallpaper — which is so bloody expensive nobody in their right mind buys it.

Doesn't this guy have a wife? Is someone getting cucked? I feel like there's a cuck involved.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Chris Seivey

Frank Longbottom was based as fuck

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Nick Cave. Just look at this Chris-Chan shit.

Spoiler: Cave's waifus

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From his own blog, The Red Hand Files:

Doesn't this guy have a wife? Is someone getting cucked? I feel like there's a cuck involved.

Just sounds like a funny hobby he has, drawing naked chicks on hotel stationary.

Not even that bad if he's doing straight ball point pen too.

I think you're just being a incel sperg.