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Disaster Muslim convert admits to plotting a terror attack on the Disney StoreOh Pooh

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    This is just part and parcel of taking your child out toy shopping.
     
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  2. Technically we still don’t know that this is a lie.
     
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  3. How do they translate Disney songs into kebab?

    Be our Convert? Let it Blow? Kiss the Goat?
     
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  4. It's better than that.

     
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  5. Any terrorist attack is bad, but deliberately targeting a place where he knows kids would be with their parents? That's another level of fucked up.
     
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  6. Think of the spergy college girls!
     
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  7. Obviously these poor individuals were feeling discriminated due to Disneys lack of muslim representation in their products.
     
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  8. Remove Islam.
     
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  9. Anyone who seriously plots a crime such as this should get life imprisonment. It's a disgrace that the police didn't take action sooner, but we should all be grateful for the undercover work that they do in helping to trick these people out of the woodwork.
     
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  10. Other way around, what pisses them off the most is when we "culturally appropriate" their religion and make a bastardized liberal purse puppy rendition of it. What we do to their religion, in their eyes, is no different from what Westboro does with Christianity. Just as Westboro infuriates the majority of Christians, the liberal rendition of the moose lamb religion infuriates actual/real Muslims... often to the point of violence.
     
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  11. BUT GOYS, I THOUGHT ISLAM WAS THE RELIGION OF PEACE?!‽‽?‽‽
     
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  12. Woooah, careful there buckaronis. You're gonna offend the tumblrites, because apparently calling out terrorists is fucking "Islamaphobia."

    Okay, but seriously, that's absolutely fucked up. A fucking Disney store of all places. A Disney store. A store where many families with children go.
     
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  13. RIP Becky.
     
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  14. Now i am curious.
    How high a percentage of those who convert will immediately start planning an attack?
     
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  15. I'm glad this was thwarted. I have a lot of issues with British police and all, but kudos to them on this case.
     
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  16. They're actually mad Princess Jasmine's skin is visible below her eyes like a harlot.
     
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  17. We already know he's an idiot, he converted to Islam after all, but why would you write down your plans? Especially when it just boils down to 'Rent van, drive van, splatter innocents because I'm an exceptional individual'?

    I don't think he needed to go to The Philippines anyway, he wouldn't need official IS blessing, they'd claim he was working with them anyway.

    But I will praise the Police for doing something right for once. It's not often...
     
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  18. Lol Islamic State only recruits high IQ individuals.
     
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  19. Why would you tell authorities you're going to the Philippines as a sex tourist
     
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  20. Skinner Gambit?

    Why would you lie about something embarrassing like that?
     
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