Dramacow My (brief) conversation with Onideus Mad Hatter. - lolcow fight between Connor Bible and Matthew Moulton

[Connor Bible]

As you know, I got a bit riled up yesterday when a diaper lover by the handle of Onideus Mad Hatter joined the site. I believe that he has been banned, and if so, good riddance. He was beginning to disgust me, but at the same time, I felt I needed to regain control over myself. I started a conversation with Onideus to get some insight into his actions, and sort things out. The conversation goes as follows:

My name's Connor. I apologize for being a little rude on the thread you posted in today, but you've got to understand that this isn't exactly a forum for individuals like you. I understand you have you quirks. We all do. However, airing your dirty laundry on the Internet will not exactly help you out. In fact, it makes you look bad. I see that you have been banned from several websites, including Encyclopedia Dramatica, and that you apparently posted child diaper porn on one of their pages during your tenure as an admin. With all due respect, and in all seriousness, this is not good.

Actually ED has been wanting me back for quite some time now. FYI it was pretty well ~my~ decision to leave ED and that decision was made primarily on the fact that Zaiger had become so desperate for money that he was basically giving away adminship in exchange for donation money (and from people who openly admitted on the forums to using/buying/selling drugs).
And I wasn't the only admin to leave either (some actually left a lot sooner than I did).
He was also doing a few other really bone headed things too, like basically giving Google free overseas bandwidth by supplying their image search with direct linkage rather than redirect to the site's main page (or at the very least the articles where the images were located in).
Also, if you think ANY of the content I uploaded to ED was in any way, shape or form child pornography... you are obviously not very familiar with ED. FYI, ED does contain material which ~could~ be construed as ~actual~ child porn, such as the "Baby Fuck" article or whatever the hell it's called, based on some disgusting Jap manga porn or whatever it's called.
Before I left the site I had actually systematically removed hundreds of ~actual~ child porn images, primarily drawings of popular animated characters and such.
Mmmm, speaking of images, at this point, roughly 1/4th of *ALL* the images presently on ED came from *MY* data archive... which is one of the reasons they want me back. The fact of the matter is the current incarnation of ED is actually highly fractured with only about 80% completion of the ~original~ ED. I was slowly working on filling in those holes (as well as adding in thousands of new images).
As well as making new articles as well. And, let's face it, most of the articles I was making were light years beyond what the rest of those fumbling kiddies were churning out...
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Bubblegum_Husky

 

[littlebiscuits]

• Keep it Kosher. Do not create a thread about any previous or current forum member without admin approval.

(I know I really have no right to throw the rule book around....)

 

[CatParty]

• Keep it Kosher. Do not create a thread about any previous or current forum member without admin approval.

(I know I really have no right to throw the rule book around....)

nah he was banned the same day he joined and already had a thread he necroed from months ago

 

[littlebiscuits]

nah he was banned the same day he joined and already had a thread he necroed from months ago

Ohhh he was that guy! The Necromancer! Alright, ahh that was a funny day.

 

[CatParty]

Ohhh he was that guy! The Necromancer! Alright, ahh that was a funny day.

here's yesterday's shenanigans for reference http://cwckiforums.com/threads/onideus-mad-hatter.2512/

 

[Roger Rabbit]

So he's a necroposter.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Things

I spent a brief portion of yesterday evening looking through OMH's history. Probably the most concise guide I could find was from his ED page:

If what Onideus says makes him look like a sad, perverted failure it is -
True
If what Onideus says makes him look like a super-competent ubermensch it is -
False

He's a foreveralone pathological liar with no job and nothing important to do for the rest of his life.

As such he a) very likely has more free time than you and b) definitely cannot be reasoned with.

I can't see much point in any interaction.

 

[Dr. Mario]

I am kinda hoping you kids might have something original and epic for me to poke at... but so far it mostly just looks like socially retarded tweenagers spergin off mainstream media forms for lack of any real imagination. Le sigh...

 

[OBAMATRON]

^___^

Spoiler

 

[Le Bateleur]

His ED page also has a list of favourite Hatterisms. In the short time he was here he got through at least variants of 2), 4) and 7) - possibly more.

1. Sparkles (Possibly his favorite.)

2. Tweenage Muppet Fuck (Seriously, what is that even supposed to mean?)

3. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT more "lulz" than you've managed to offer on up. (Also used gratuitously. Known variations: I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and SHIT better flames that you're using. )

4. Your idiot parents aren't drugging you up with enough Ritalin. (Usually following claims of typing at 200 WPM to excuse numerous typos, misspelled words, and grammatical errors. Known variations: Ritalin deficient tweenage muppet. )

5. Snit.

6. Chromosomally Deficient (Used at least every other post sentence.)

7. Kiddo: Onideus has been on the Internet longer than you, and makes sure that you know it.

8. Doorknob: An idiot.

 

[Dr. Mario]

Spoiler

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[Total Dingus]

1. Ween comes here looking for attention
2. Ween is shot down and ignored
3. New thread made about Ween
4. Ween wins?

 

[CatParty]

1. Ween comes here looking for attention
2. Ween is shot down and ignored
3. New thread made about Ween
4. Ween wins?

ween claimed victory that old thread was locked

 

[Christ-Chan]

Implying I have something to prove to some nobody like you. *rolls eyes* You certainly are high on yourself, eh kiddo?

You certainly are high on chromosomes, retard

Is what I would have said if I had been around when the thread was open

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So the dude is a douche online and has a weird fetish. Is that the whole deal with this dude?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

yeah he looks like a poor man's alog

 

[Queen of Tarts]

His ED page also has a list of favourite Hatterisms. In the short time he was here he got through at least variants of 2), 4) and 7) - possibly more.

1) He's gay

2) He's confessing his love of underage puppet

3) Autism

 

[Danger]

All of the unwarranted self importance of Golden Knight none of the entertainment value.

 

[The Dude]

This guy again? I thought the consensus was that he was boring.

 

[Le Bateleur]

This guy again? I thought the consensus was that he was boring.

He's b& now so this thread will hopefully just be pointing and laughing at stupid stuff he's done. Interaction with the guy is certainly very dull.