My brother ate my mac and cheese -

[Qwerty haq]

my retarded brother ate my mac and cheese and i found out this morning when I went looking for it. he started laughing when i questioned him. what do i do

 

[HeyItsHarveyMacClout]

Kill him

 

[Lemmingwise]

How old are you guys?

 

[Arcturus]

Put cayenne pepper in his lotion next to his bed.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Rape and strangle your mother.


As for your your brother. I don't know... give him a charlie horse?

 

[PL 001]

Cook and eat his pet and make him watch you doing so. That'll learn him!

 

[Forever Train Engineer]

Grab him by his legs, and swing his head against a table

 

[Immortal Technique]

Put cayenne pepper in his lotion next to his bed.

No. Too obvious. Try jalapeno concentrate juice as it'll be more discrete

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

How old are you guys?

I'm guessing 42 and 45

 

[NoBully]

You know what needs to be done.

 

[Mender Bug]

That sucks man.
You should eat something of his to get revenge.


Like his ass

 

[Mightykiwi]

Bend him over and fuck him in the asshole, assert your dominance.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Reverse German Suplex.

Then powerbomb him onto a cinderblock.

That's better than the ground, because the block will break, softening the impact.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Reverse German Suplex.

 

[The Last Stand]

Buy more at the store and hide it.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Buy more at the store and hide it.

Then eat it in front of him when he's starving, and stab his hand with the fork if it comes close.

That's the last time anyone will take your mac.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Thank him for saving you from a culinary hate crime.

 

[Sīn the Moon Daddy]

If you're careful you can remove around 80% of someone's skin before they finally bleed to death. I think it's time to go for 81%

 

[JoshPlz]

Sneak up to him and REEEEEEE into his ear as loud as you can.

Also, report him to your mom so he loses his good boy points.

 

[Samoyed]

Just make some more.