MY BUCKET LIST!!!! - 9/26/2017

[stronkwonk]

I don't have words for how depressing this is after less than two minutes.

Edit: Here's the list. Better rush, she doesn't have much time left to achieve it.

1. "I wanna get happily married."
2. "Reach 199 pounds."
3. "Get a tattoo! It's such a good way to do self expression on yourself."
4. "To see Miley Cyrus in concert!"
5. "To see my brothers and my parents."
6. "To go to Bora Bora!" "I want to go inside of that water! I want to sleep on top of that water! I want to take pictures of that water, feel that water, embrace that water, I want to be a part of that water."
7. "I wanna do more charity work!" The fuck do you do in the first place?
8. "To get something published." "Something I really want to improve is broad-ed-eeng my vocabulary when I'm writing." "This is very very just a really big dream of mine."
9. "Reach 100,000 subscribers on Youtube!" She posted this before she got 40k btw- more unattainable than getting to 199 lbs, dog.
10. "Get my license!" "To me driving is a luxury. Not everyone has to do it. Not everyone needs to do it. Not everyone does do it! There's a lot of people I know that don't drive." Obviously she needs to drive when she's got everyone else driving her anywhere.

How can she bear to be such a burden upon everyone in her life? Does she not realize it?

 

[JSGOTI]

>Number 10: Get my license. Driving is a luxury and its not one that everyone actually needs in their life

Are you serious? It's not as if she is living in a major city where she just don't use/have a car because there's no place to park it or it's cost prohibitive...

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

#6 I think she's just thirsty from not drinking water.

and #7, the charity work she did as a teen all sounds like punishments or things she'd have to do for school.

 

[Clown Baby]

Does she not understand what a bucket list is supposed to be? Getting her license, a tattoo and doing charity work are things she could easily accomplish in a short period of time.

And what is up with Bora Bora, like it's the only exotic place she's ever heard of.

 

[xoxgossipgorl]

honestly; not having a car or license is a great excuse to be lazy and not work towards bettering ya life. ( I can’t make it to the drs cause Becky is always working, I can’t go to the gym I don’t have a ride, I can’t buy batteries.. etc..)
That’s prob the reason she stays not having one.. cause if she did she’d have to admit the only thing stopping her is her and her laziness.

Like; If she didn’t quit her job before they broke up and destiny moved out would she of had no other option but to quit? what would she have done?force her ex to come all the way over there every single day and pick ha ass up?? Yikes

 

[Null]

I'm actually really impressed by how she can say "hey guys" in the exact same tone and way every single time. It almost sounds like a recording.

 

[CatParty]

I'm actually really impressed by how she can say "hey guys" in the exact same tone and way every single time. It almost sounds like a recording.

kinda like fatman

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Not only is not driving a perfect excuse, but I don't think she could even fit behind the wheel of a car anymore. She'd need a van or some huge vehicle just to practice on, and this is a realization she isn't ready to come to, as evidenced in her denial of being near 500lbs whenever it suits her victim status.

I was thinking she could practice on Rickie's riding mower. I wonder what the weight capacity is on one of those?

 

[ATM]

Finishing a KFC bucket is probably the best this fat cunt can hope for

 

[FupaQueen]

I don't think she actually knows what the idea of a bucket list is supposed to be. If you add 'before I die' before most of her list items, they just sound like a sad aspiration (and not to mention something you could easily accomplish in a short time)

• "Before I die, I want to get married"
• "Before I die, I want to reach 199 pounds"
• "Before I die, I want to get a tattoo"
  
• Before I die, I want to see Miley Cyrus in concert"
• "Before I die, I want to see my brothers and my parents again"
  
• "Before I die, I want to go to Bora Bora"
• "Before I die, I want to publish something"
• "Before I die, I want to reach 100,000 subs"
• "Before I die, I want to get my license"

What a sad list....

 

[stronkwonk]

I don't think she actually knows what the idea of a bucket list is supposed to be. If you add 'before I die' before most of her list items, they just sound like a sad aspiration (and not to mention something you could easily accomplish in a short time)

• "Before I die, I want to get married"
• "Before I die, I want to reach 199 pounds"
• "Before I die, I want to get a tattoo"
  
• Before I die, I want to see Miley Cyrus in concert"
• "Before I die, I want to see my brothers and my parents again"
  
• "Before I die, I want to go to Bora Bora"
• "Before I die, I want to publish something"
• "Before I die, I want to reach 100,000 subs"
• "Before I die, I want to get my license"

What a sad list....

Well, they're all fairly short term goals. I'd say that's not a problem, considering her life expectancy.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I wonder which she will accomplish first, finishing the bucket list, or having to poop in a bucket from beside her bed?

 

[GORL]

And what is up with Bora Bora, like it's the only exotic place she's ever heard of.

A year or so ago a ton of youtubers were going on trips to Bora Bora. I think that's where she got it. She used to say she wanted to go to the Poconos, which she thought was a tropical place.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Would a tattoo shop even work on her? She's obviously unhealthy and her hands are horrifying... There are risks working on someone with diabetes, especially when it's untreated. (Her "catscratch" hasn't even healed, how is a tattoo supposed to!?)

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I saw "Amberlynn" and "bucket" and assumed it was a mukbang of her chugging gravy from a bucket. This is somehow more depressing.

 

[EH 110]

Why is she so obsessed with being 199 pounds? What 5'3" woman would pick such a high number for their goal weight? She'd still be fat. It doesn't matter, anyway; she'll never see the 300s again at the rate she's going. If she's still alive in a couple of years, it's possible she'll get to 100K subs. Aside from that, she won't do the other things.

 

[stronkwonk]

Why is she so obsessed with being 199 pounds? What 5'3" woman would pick such a high number for their goal weight? She'd still be fat. It doesn't matter, anyway; she'll never see the 300s again at the rate she's going. If she's still alive in a couple of years, it's possible she'll get to 100K subs. Aside from that, she won't do the other things.

I can only imagine that it's because it's under 200.

 

[EH 110]

I can only imagine that it's because it's under 200.

True, but it's still silly. You'd be fighting that one pound all the time. LOL

 

[stronkwonk]

True, but it's still silly. You'd be fighting that one pound all the time. LOL

Hey man, I'm not claiming she's capable of anything adjacent to sensibility. Just figuring the reasoning in that little peanut of hers.

 

[SweetDee]

Even if she got to 199lbs, she'd have so much loose skin it'd still look like she was fat but slowly deflating. Just imagine Amberlynn with all the extra skin, instead of all the extra fat. Ya gorl, you fucked your body up good and proper.