Megathread My case file on El Primero del Gringo - Old case files and other dumps from my old hardrive on Phil

[introman]

I'm starting this thread because I recently found some archived Phil stuff. Instead of starting a thread for individual releases; I'll just compile it in this thread. Some of it has probably been seen by some of weight watchers on Gordo, but the files do need to be more accessible.

Here is some I get from an agent's facebook ( Some of it may have been released a long time ago ):

Warning: Might not be mobile friendly. I posted the full screen capture in the spoiler.

Spoiler: 72 Hour warning/ Fake suicide threat

Spoiler: Wants an electric collar

Spoiler: Hammond West

Spoiler: New Normal

Spoiler: Need money

Spoiler: demands

I will post more when I'm done sifting through it.

 

[chimpburgers]

A year and a half later and this lazy fuck still hasn't ended it all. ADF is the king of clickbait.

 

[Positron]

"It's not even been 100 hours since Sexual Assault."
"It's been 34 days since no balls."
"It's been 1454" days since my dad raped me."

He sure loves such autistic reckonings doesn't he.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I love the last one "I want a dyke, bike and a vagina - and I will not leave Oregon til I have all three"
Goddamn it Phil...

 

[Wally Balljacker]

"Persyn"

What was even the point of that? To a degree, I understand things like "herstory" or "womyn" to dodge around having to type the letters M, E, and N in that order, but I so no reason why S-O-N is so triggering. Is it because Phil, deep down inside, realizes how much of a failure of a son he is? Is he that bigoted towards anything remotely male, that even invoking male nouns are triggering? What a tool.

"It's not even been 100 hours since Sexual Assault."
"It's been 34 days since no balls."
"It's been 1454" days since my dad raped me."

He sure loves such autistic reckonings doesn't he.

Ever since we started the suicide/rape counters, his best retort is to comeback with autistic little counters of his own. Because autists love their precise measurements of time, he won't be stopping any time soon.

 

[Twrx]

Just more proof that Phil can't stick to what he says. I almost wonder if we should make this public so he can see his lies.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's amazing, he's hit bottom years ago and still some how hasn't....

 

[repentance]

Phil is probably on the Prazonsin for high blood pressure but read that it's used off-label for other things.

 

[An Ghost]

1st post: nobody is going to help me because I stole somebody's OC
First rule of the Internet is OC do not steal. 2nd rule is OC DO NOT STEAL.
But really any idea what this is a reference to? Inform me

 

[Twrx]

1st post: nobody is going to help me because I stole somebody's OC
First rule of the Internet is OC do not steal. 2nd rule is OC DO NOT STEAL.
But really any idea what this is a reference to? Inform me

He stole kourines characters after she revoked permission. He than had it get pregnant or something ridiculous. Its on the ed article about him.

 

[Ryker]

I love the story of the ex-marine pissing on Philthy. At least he got a free shower.

But of course it never happened.

We can only hope that one day it will come to pass.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

You can see how his slow little peanut brain is taking in sjw rubbish from asspatters on facebook, and regurgitating it in stories that totally honestly truly really did happen to him. He's trying to create the sjw dream life - a 'brave' tranny latinx whatever, 'surviving' and 'calling out oppression' while refusing to be anything other than 'hir' authentic self, oh so inspiring. It's so painfully obvious it's manufactured that I'm amazed he has any asspatters at all, even in 2015 when these were posted.

It's way too much of a ballache (lel) to do now, but it'd be interesting to see what dramas his facebook friends were going through at the times he was posting this stuff. I'd bet my last gouda slice Phil's drama comes very, very soon after an asspatter's drama - and is hyped up to be more serious too. The oppression olympics don't win themselves.

I'll give Phil this - not many people are autistically stupid enough to make themselves homeless, irredeemable fuckups just for attention like he has. Not even Fire (fell from a greater height, but needs more tattoos). Phil now has zero chance of turning his life around, because his previous idiocy is scrawled all over his body, and everyone knows his reputation. And no-one gives a shit about a middle-aged homeless nutter. You're not cute and tragic once you're past 25, which Phil would know if his head wasn't permanently stuck in the times of Marilyn Manson.

 

[HickoryDickory]

You're not cute and tragic once you're past 25, which Phil would know if his head wasn't permanently stuck in the times of Marilyn Manson.

More like Ricky Martin and J-Lo.

ADF's patterns seem more... Strict than Chris's, don't they? He's more reactionary and volatile.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I love the last one "I want a dyke, bike and a vagina - and I will not leave Oregon til I have all three"
Goddamn it Phil...

And he still doesn't have a single one of them.

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

Why would such a jolly santa claus looking homeless guy want to shove his finger up philthy's rectum?

I like how his SF rape accusation dealt with being fingered in the butt too.

 

[Positron]

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Why would such a jolly santa claus looking homeless guy want to shove his finger up philthy's rectum?

I like how his SF rape accusation dealt with being fingered in the butt too.

The real question is, why did Phil have sexual fantasies about this guy and not others?
Perhaps because he looks like Angelo?

 

[Twrx]

The real question is, why did Phil have sexual fantasies about this guy and not others?
Perhaps because he looks like Angelo?

I think it boils down to Phil having a fetish for older men. I'm pretty sure all the men he claims to have been sexually assualted by are older men. He probably has fantsay about them, and when they reject him, he makes up the rape lies to make himself feel better about the rejection.

 

[Count Hoarduon]

In the bus pass begging, Phil says "muevase sobre". That is a literal google translate of "move on", but it actually means "move on top of."

Latinx my ass.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Lol "asshole Spaniard Angelo". Even when accusing his father, Phil labeled Angelo as a Spanish guy.

 

[cwcproquo]

Lol "asshole Spaniard Angelo". Even when accusing his father, Phil labeled Angelo as a Spanish guy.

Phil claiming his father is Spanish at the same time as he claims to be Latinx is the best evidence that he is in fact clearly neither Spanish nor Latinx.