My cunt wife and mother of my children is cheating on me.... what say you? -

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OnlyFacingRear

Where the fuck is my GUN!?
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Obviously I’m not a cuckold. I filed for divorce the next day after I found out but I still need to live in the house with her and the kids for the optics. I don’t want her to get custody of them because her job requires her to be out of the state 3-4 days a week.... that’s why she has a boyfriend in Atlanta and we live in California. She has been accusing me of cheating on her since June/July with the 20 year old girl next door at work. I didn’t even know that fucking girls name at the time. Looking back now... she was talking to this dude at this time. I’m not even mad that she’s got a boyfriend, she is the worst fuck I’ve ever had. Good luck dude (side note, 3 years into our marriage she showed up from out of state work with herpes. Me being dumb believed her it was dormant from her youth. LAMO). She was my best friend for 14 years.. That’s where I’m struggling.

This cunt is making my life miserable in the mean time. She transfered all of my vehicles out of our name and into hers only. She took $30,000+ out of our line of credit on our house. I have no vehicle to drive, I’m borrowing vehicles like a fucking high schooler. Shes squeaking about money, that I’m not doing enough around the house when she’s gone... For example, the weekend after I found out about her boyfriend she went back to Atlanta and left me a chores list to do while she was sucking his dick for 4 days. lamo, ya I’ll get on that whore.

Now its not all doom and gloom in my world. I ended up taking that 20 year old out on a date last week and we’re going out again tonight. Going from a fat, mother of 2 with gigantic legs (no knee caps, no ankles) to a 20 year old who fucking weights 90 lbs soaking wet has been amazing. The 20 year old is into some crazy ass shit (choking, spitting, slapping) so it’s been a wild fucking ride. The dating pool for a single dad of 2 who is in his mid 30s is pretty shitty so... It’s also weird as fuck because... its like “yo we need some more rum, can you stop... oh wait that’s right”. Luckily the conversation isn’t weird other than normal 20 year old drama with her friends which doesn’t bother me because we kind of connected on a base level and I just like spending time with her. Fuck me, this girl is trouble.

ANYWAYS “SIR THIS IS KIWI FARMS”. Ya ya, my question to my favorite faggots on the internet is... what can I do to make my soon to be fat ex wife life miserable while I’m living here? We have 2 kids and I will not fuck up my chance of keeping them. But small thing that will make my fat ex hate it here and want to leave.

Love you all, miss you all.
 

OnlyFacingRear

Where the fuck is my GUN!?
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Be happy and don't care about her. Be obvious about it. It is the only guaranteed way and has the double bonus of you being happy.
eta and being a super reasonable dad who refuses to have a bad word to say about mom will probably drive her crazy. worked for my mum anyway.
Well fuck, the first Kiwi response is the most reasonable. What the fuck happened to this place?

I haven’t thought about it in that sense. I’m still in the “fuck you burn it all down” phase but I should be happier for the kids and to get under her skin
 

Rekkington

Obama chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"
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Well there's shit to make her life miserable with zero ethics, then there's ways to do it ethically. Zero ethics would probably involve turning the kids against her and dropping hints that she is the reason they can't be a family anymore. You can turn all her friends and family against her as well this way, which wouldn't even be that hard cause you'd just be telling the truth.
Regardless you should be gathering as much evidence as you can of her financial decisions, her behavior, etc. Record her if you can. Basically build a profile of her doing fucked up, selfish, insane shit which might actually help in the divorce.
Also women are incredibly jealous above all else so getting her pissed off over this younger girl would be an easy one. Be careful because this may very well trigger her to start a campaign to get you back, which will definitely end in hysterics or possibly violence if you deny her.
 

Faster Than Chris Robin

The Unofficial Official Gab Updates Guy
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Well there's shit to make her life miserable with zero ethics, then there's ways to do it ethically. Zero ethics would probably involve turning the kids against her and dropping hints that she is the reason they can't be a family anymore. You can turn all her friends and family against her as well this way, which wouldn't even be that hard cause you'd just be telling the truth.
Regardless you should be gathering as much evidence as you can of her financial decisions, her behavior, etc. Record her if you can. Basically build a profile of her doing fucked up, selfish, insane shit which might actually help in the divorce.
Also women are incredibly jealous above all else so getting her pissed off over this younger girl would be an easy one. Be careful because this may very well trigger her to start a campaign to get you back, which will definitely end in hysterics or possibly violence if you deny her.
Ethics are fake and gay rules invented by women so they can do whatever they want without consequences. OP is too based for this faggotry.
 

In Memoriam

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You know better than anyone what gets under her skin. You were her best friend for 14 years! Think about it - what bugs her a LOT? Cum rag on her pillow when she gets home? Or things she won’t know till its too late - dip her toothbrush in the toilet after you poo, dunk her sex toy in hot sauce. You could accidentally on purpose let the kids overhear you talking about her cheating. I agree to be super reasonable because even though it’s hard it’s better for the kids and they see the truth when they grow up. Remember - Revenge is a dish best served cold!

PS lawyer up YESTERDAY to get your car back! She can’t do that

PPS itching powder in her underwear
 
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lolwatagain

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I SaY NEVER EVER MIX YOUR CREDIT WITH ANYONE, I DONT HAVE JOINT ACCOUNTS OR SHARED LINES OF CREDIT
This boils down to "Never get marrried" which is decent advice.

But also:
1. Hire a lawyer to get the cars back.
2. Consult lawyer about possibly freezing your credit, to see if that's a good idea since she's running it up.
3. Document everything.
4. If you want to make the fat bitch miserable, do the grocery shopping. Buy fresh veggies and lean protein. Toss the junk food, snacks and soda. Buy a good set of dumbbells and a bench. Keep them in whatever room she spends the most time in. Fucking improve yourself in front of her.
 
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