My cunt wife and mother of my children is cheating on me.... what say you? -

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OnlyFacingRear

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Obviously I’m not a cuckold. I filed for divorce the next day after I found out but I still need to live in the house with her and the kids for the optics. I don’t want her to get custody of them because her job requires her to be out of the state 3-4 days a week.... that’s why she has a boyfriend in Atlanta and we live in California. She has been accusing me of cheating on her since June/July with the 20 year old girl next door at work. I didn’t even know that fucking girls name at the time. Looking back now... she was talking to this dude at this time. I’m not even mad that she’s got a boyfriend, she is the worst fuck I’ve ever had. Good luck dude (side note, 3 years into our marriage she showed up from out of state work with herpes. Me being dumb believed her it was dormant from her youth. LAMO). She was my best friend for 14 years.. That’s where I’m struggling.

This cunt is making my life miserable in the mean time. She transfered all of my vehicles out of our name and into hers only. She took $30,000+ out of our line of credit on our house. I have no vehicle to drive, I’m borrowing vehicles like a fucking high schooler. Shes squeaking about money, that I’m not doing enough around the house when she’s gone... For example, the weekend after I found out about her boyfriend she went back to Atlanta and left me a chores list to do while she was sucking his dick for 4 days. lamo, ya I’ll get on that whore.

Now its not all doom and gloom in my world. I ended up taking that 20 year old out on a date last week and we’re going out again tonight. Going from a fat, mother of 2 with gigantic legs (no knee caps, no ankles) to a 20 year old who fucking weights 90 lbs soaking wet has been amazing. The 20 year old is into some crazy ass shit (choking, spitting, slapping) so it’s been a wild fucking ride. The dating pool for a single dad of 2 who is in his mid 30s is pretty shitty so... It’s also weird as fuck because... its like “yo we need some more rum, can you stop... oh wait that’s right”. Luckily the conversation isn’t weird other than normal 20 year old drama with her friends which doesn’t bother me because we kind of connected on a base level and I just like spending time with her. Fuck me, this girl is trouble.

ANYWAYS “SIR THIS IS KIWI FARMS”. Ya ya, my question to my favorite faggots on the internet is... what can I do to make my soon to be fat ex wife life miserable while I’m living here? We have 2 kids and I will not fuck up my chance of keeping them. But small thing that will make my fat ex hate it here and want to leave.

Love you all, miss you all.
 

DocHoliday1977

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Day 2 update

All of this shit started back in the beginning of November. We both have lawyers. I was served two days ago with the usual she wants full custody, she wants me to pay for her lawyer costs and she wants the house.

She called me yesterday afternoon crying. Said she isn’t working this weekend anymore (this is a lie, she was never working. She was going to Atlanta to get some dick. Boyfriend must have told her to fuck off) and she didn’t want to talk to our kids tonight about us splitting up. Here’s the catch, she had a date at 7:30 last night. I got home, she Is being cunty and we end up telling the kids because she wants to get it over with. That went fine (they’re both under 5) and she dipped out on her date while I snuggled in bed with my kids. Bitches are crazy my guys.

She mentioned to me in annoyance she’s going to take care of the cars today. i know my lawyer and hers have been fighting about getting them put back into both of our names because she transferred them after she filed. For all of you non Freedom Loving country fags the day you file for a divorce here in ’murica (California) everything you own is under a restraining order. Nothing can be transferred out of either of our names. The best thing about California is they don’t see gender (Yaniv would love it here) so I’ve got a good shot of getting custody of the kids just because of her job.

Got a date tonight with the 20 year old. Weird as fuck because i have no place to take her. I don’t even own a vehicle to fuck her in Lmao. Guess were heading back to the shop and fucking floor? 20 year olds like doing that right? Fucking yikes.


I’m going to spoiler this part because it’s guy talk about cars, you internet dorks don’t need to read it if you don’t want to.
My main vehicle is a 04 GMC Sierra 2500 Duramax. Two days after I found out she was fucking this other guy I got in the truck and drove to AZ to spend time with me family. When I was gone she transferred the truck and my Volkswagen into her name only. I stupidly set the titles up as OnlyFacingRear OR MissOnlyFacingRear. She didn’t need my signature. On my drive back my EGR vacuum pump shit the bed and it was making all kinds of bad noises. I limp it to the shop and put a new one on there. I did not know this was her truck at this time. The next week I went to AAA to pay the tags and I couldn’t because the truck is in her name now. I said thank you to the AAA lady and went back to the shop. Wrote that dumb bitch a $743 bill to diag, remove and replace the vacuum pump. Marked the part up 40% because fuck her. ANYWAYS, she also needs to smog the truck to get it into her name. The truck has a tuner and no cat, there’s no fucking way it’ll pass smog here in Cali ever, legally. I told her that you’ll need to pay the registration, smog the truck before it’s officially yours. Also told her it wont pass because of the missing catalytic converter and tune. The dealer does not sell catalytic converters for 16 year old diesel trucks. BUUUTTTT I’ve got a lightly used exhaust sitting up in the rafters of the shop that I’ll sell ya for $2,000 plus installation. Seething is a good way to put how she looked.

Does she know you're on kiwifarms? Could be why she cheated.
 

discombobulate

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If your wife has a degree/occupational license that she earned while you were married that she needs or might use for work ask your lawyer if California considers that community property. If she doesn't but you do, forget that you read this.

I wouldn't worry too much. Her being gone so much leaving you the kids is almost sure to get you custody, child support, and probably alimony.

You shouldn't have told her the truck was in bad shape; I'd have just let her have it as part of the proceedings since it's a net loss. Don't talk with her about the divorce or money, or preferably at all, without going through your lawyer. Being a man even though you're the primary caregiver the deck is still stacked against you a bit.
 

DocHoliday1977

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If she's a decent mother, go for joint custody and split things amicably. Don't act the fool with your kids.

You became best friends and partner with a hoe. Hoe's have hearts but open legs. You have to find a woman who is interested in 1 man - you. Not all men. Those gals think they have to make all men (daddy) happy by opening their legs.
 

discombobulate

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If she's a decent mother, go for joint custody and split things amicably. Don't act the fool with your kids.
No, you don't need joint custody in order for both parents to be involved. If she is a good parent but doesn't get custody in any way she'll still want to be involved, so there's no downside beyond antagonizing her. If they go with joint custody and either cuck or whore decides to move they'll probably need to go back to court and risk further complicating the kids' lives. It's cheaper and better for OP to try to get custody. Custody is about the kids, yes, but if both cuck and whore are good parents it'll still work out.
 

DocHoliday1977

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No, you don't need joint custody in order for both parents to be involved. If she is a good parent but doesn't get custody in any way she'll still want to be involved, so there's no downside beyond antagonizing her. If they go with joint custody and either cuck or whore decides to move they'll probably need to go back to court and risk further complicating the kids' lives. It's cheaper and better for OP to try to get custody. Custody is about the kids, yes, but if both cuck and whore are good parents it'll still work out.

The judge can put up moving requirements for joint custody. Try harder. And you've obviously been divorced before. With joint custody, he'll have some free time during the week to himself. Full custody leads to no personal life while the kids are young. They screwed together, they can raise their sires together.

Fuck the 20 year old and don't hide it from her.

EDIT: And something fishy is going on with the emotional 180 and the come-ons. Don't fall for it.

Bipolar and or borderline. Sexual activity with multiple partners causes hormonal disregulations.
 
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discombobulate

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The judge can put up moving requirements for joint custody. Try harder. And you've obviously been divorced before. With joint custody, he'll have some free time during the week to himself. Full custody leads to no personal life while the kids are young. They screwed together, they can raise their sires together.
No, never been divorced. Even if they put up requirements that just means the moving partner has to seek a court order, hence more involvement with the courts and more money wasted.

If you have no personal life when you have young kids, even if you're raising them solo, you're doing it wrong. There's always family that could help out, which is a good reason to get sole custody if he decides to move back to AZ. And even if he gets sole custody is not like the wife can't help raise the kids. I knew plenty of kids where one parent had no rights with the kid but was still involved. Part of being a good parent is negotiating that. If she'd toss that opportunity aside because she didn't get custody then it's good she didn't get custody.
 

DocHoliday1977

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No, never been divorced. Even if they put up requirements that just means the moving partner has to seek a court order, hence more involvement with the courts and more money wasted.

If you have no personal life when you have young kids, even if you're raising them solo, you're doing it wrong. There's always family that could help out, which is a good reason to get sole custody if he decides to move back to AZ. And even if he gets sole custody is not like the wife can't help raise the kids. I knew plenty of kids where one parent had no rights with the kid but was still involved. Part of being a good parent is negotiating that. If she'd toss that opportunity aside because she didn't get custody then it's good she didn't get custody.

No you piece of shit. The goal is to raise functioning human adults and putting them first. You don't know her. You are a corrupt fool trying to exert control over everyone. You have been divorced before and I'm glad that poor woman escaped you.

Fuck the 20 year old and don't hide it from her.

EDIT: And something fishy is going on with the emotional 180 and the come-ons. Don't fall for it.

Oh yes, go have reckless unprotected sex with someone else. Seems legit.
 

DatBepisTho

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Honestly after her stunt with the credit and vehicles, I would have piled her shit on the lawn and set it on fire- with two suitcases nearby containing just enough junk she could live out of her ho-mobile.

If she's going to spend money, let it be on shit she's going to need to live.
 
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Flatbill Oligarch

Whats with all the anime avatars?
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If you really want to be nasty about it snapchat her a video of you fucking your new GF and when she confronts you about it just act all confused why shes even mad
 

Cake Farts

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Make a thread on her.

My condolences that this happened, I feel bitter just reading that. Cheating really hits a nerve for me. A deliciously sweet way of saying fuck you is to enjoy your new gf and spend quality time with your children. Forget that hoe. She ain’t worth any time in your head or your heart. In fact, she liberated you from an awful marriage, spared you from catching anymore of her STDs, and led you to meeting a cute woman! Who knows, in a year or so, maybe you can send her a family Christmas card with your arms around your gf and kids while your gf hugs your children too!
 

dirt lamb

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You know better than anyone what gets under her skin. You were her best friend for 14 years! Think about it - what bugs her a LOT? Cum rag on her pillow when she gets home? Or things she won’t know till its too late - dip her toothbrush in the toilet after you poo, dunk her sex toy in hot sauce. You could accidentally on purpose let the kids overhear you talking about her cheating. I agree to be super reasonable because even though it’s hard it’s better for the kids and they see the truth when they grow up. Remember - Revenge is a dish best served cold!

PS lawyer up YESTERDAY to get your car back! She can’t do that

PPS itching powder in her underwear
Piss in her shampoo
 

DocHoliday1977

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Make a thread on her.

My condolences that this happened, I feel bitter just reading that. Cheating really hits a nerve for me. A deliciously sweet way of saying fuck you is to enjoy your new gf and spend quality time with your children. Forget that hoe. She ain’t worth any time in your head or your heart. In fact, she liberated you from an awful marriage, spared you from catching anymore of her STDs, and led you to meeting a cute woman! Who knows, in a year or so, maybe you can send her a family Christmas card with your arms around your gf and kids while your gf hugs your children too!

You're destroying your family listening to Harvey weinstein or Tony robbins. Just fyi. They are satan.
 
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