My cunt wife and mother of my children is cheating on me.... what say you? -

OnlyFacingRear

Where the fuck is my GUN!?
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Obviously I’m not a cuckold. I filed for divorce the next day after I found out but I still need to live in the house with her and the kids for the optics. I don’t want her to get custody of them because her job requires her to be out of the state 3-4 days a week.... that’s why she has a boyfriend in Atlanta and we live in California. She has been accusing me of cheating on her since June/July with the 20 year old girl next door at work. I didn’t even know that fucking girls name at the time. Looking back now... she was talking to this dude at this time. I’m not even mad that she’s got a boyfriend, she is the worst fuck I’ve ever had. Good luck dude (side note, 3 years into our marriage she showed up from out of state work with herpes. Me being dumb believed her it was dormant from her youth. LAMO). She was my best friend for 14 years.. That’s where I’m struggling.

This cunt is making my life miserable in the mean time. She transfered all of my vehicles out of our name and into hers only. She took $30,000+ out of our line of credit on our house. I have no vehicle to drive, I’m borrowing vehicles like a fucking high schooler. Shes squeaking about money, that I’m not doing enough around the house when she’s gone... For example, the weekend after I found out about her boyfriend she went back to Atlanta and left me a chores list to do while she was sucking his dick for 4 days. lamo, ya I’ll get on that whore.

Now its not all doom and gloom in my world. I ended up taking that 20 year old out on a date last week and we’re going out again tonight. Going from a fat, mother of 2 with gigantic legs (no knee caps, no ankles) to a 20 year old who fucking weights 90 lbs soaking wet has been amazing. The 20 year old is into some crazy ass shit (choking, spitting, slapping) so it’s been a wild fucking ride. The dating pool for a single dad of 2 who is in his mid 30s is pretty shitty so... It’s also weird as fuck because... its like “yo we need some more rum, can you stop... oh wait that’s right”. Luckily the conversation isn’t weird other than normal 20 year old drama with her friends which doesn’t bother me because we kind of connected on a base level and I just like spending time with her. Fuck me, this girl is trouble.

ANYWAYS “SIR THIS IS KIWI FARMS”. Ya ya, my question to my favorite faggots on the internet is... what can I do to make my soon to be fat ex wife life miserable while I’m living here? We have 2 kids and I will not fuck up my chance of keeping them. But small thing that will make my fat ex hate it here and want to leave.

Love you all, miss you all.
 

Mr. Skeltal

Bone Poet
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Assert dominance and take your wife's boyfriend's ass.

Otherwise she drew first blood. Plan your escape/revenge in the most vile way possible. She betrayed a sacred trust, why hold back?
She took ownership of the cars? Great, stop putting money towards them. No maintenance, no inspections, no gas. Get yourself a shitbox beater that'll get you from point A to B. Pay for it in cash.
She took out a fuckton of debt?
Wonderful, try to get out of that line of credit; the less financial liability the better. If she wants to use the credit she pays for it, not you.
If you're feeling a little spicier, put her in a position where collection agencies come knocking. Collection agencies can and will harass people into insanity.
Feel free to sign up your wife to any and all newsletter, publications, and magazines, especially political campaigns.
Maybe even spend some of your own money on gambling shit to craft the addiction defense when child support/alimony hearings come around. Nothing pisses a divorcee off more than getting fuck all from divorce court because dear old dad played too much blackjack.

Set her up for failure in all fields, finance especially, while telling her all is well.
Shuffle around important documents while taking the extremely important ones, like the kids' birth certificates, with you into safekeeping.
Keep a papertrail of everything henceforth, except the spicier or decietful shit.


When - not if, that ship sailed - she serves you divorce paperwork just take her terms and pull the pin on your financial grenade. Watch her life implode while you sit back laughing. When pressed on certain issues feign ignorance and never admit shit. Keep your reciepts if only to destroy them. If she couldn't bother being honest and faithful in your marriage then you have no reason to offer her that kindness in divorce.

Finally the best thing you can do to get revenge on your whore wife is to be the best dad you can be to your kids. Keep all of this away from them and only let your ball and chain bring it up. Let her associate herself with the suffering of divorce in their minds, you just keep on being dad. Some strategizing is possible here but it's best to treat kids as kids. They're not to be used as leverage or weapons against an estranged spouse.

cuck
 
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Unpaid Emotional Labourer

I’m Diana Moon Glampers. Let’s talk about equity.
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Got a date tonight with the 20 year old. Weird as fuck because i have no place to take her. I don’t even own a vehicle to fuck her in Lmao. Guess were heading back to the shop and fucking floor? 20 year olds like doing that right? Fucking yikes.
No offense but what kind of janky ass 20-yo is willing to date an older married dad with no car and no house to take her to? How fat is this girl?

Or are you an absolute GigaChad?

Anyway first order of business for you is reading a lot of stuff about Borderline personality disorder.
 

Random Generator 3

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Usually I would say if she has a sister, friend, mother, brother, that she cares about, fuck them. Record it, and send it to her.
But that seems insufficient.

You really should just tell her you're not mad afterall and don't want a divorce. Then use any guilt she might have to get her to fuck you in....dirtier ways. Then stream and monetize until you're tired of her, then after the divorce, text her the link.

Then split custody 50/50 so you get time to yourself and the kids don't lose their parents.
 

Cake Farts

Settling down 🍵
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Usually I would say if she has a sister, friend, mother, brother, that she cares about, fuck them. Record it, and send it to her.
But that seems insufficient.

You really should just tell her you're not mad afterall and don't want a divorce. Then use any guilt she might have to get her to fuck you in....dirtier ways. Then stream and monetize until you're tired of her, then after the divorce, text her the link.

Then split custody 50/50 so you get time to yourself and the kids don't lose their parents.
Smh, have your circuits been fried by watching too much porn or something? Sounds like a good way to get another suit and lose the kids and get whatever stds she has .
 

Exorbital Columnations

A dog's rights activist, a lover, a friend.
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I don't have anything pithy to say at the moment but having been through similar drama I wish you luck. I would recommend that you be unfailingly, sickeningly polite and kind to her; there's nothing more aggravating in my experience than having somebody take the well-earned high road.

That's not to say you should bend over backwards, just kill her with kindness. It's surprisingly gratifying.
 

Turanist Shitposter

Xir people need Xir
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Trying to make your ex-whore life miserable in the long run, could satisfy your ex whore-wife's negative attention deficit. Ok, I'm sleepy, let me write it simpler: The thing is, if you contine to spare your time to make her suffer, which she definitely deserves btw, she would still get satisfaction from you, as in "bwa-ha-ha, he couldn't forget me because I'm so special, hate is love" bullshit, It's wahmen after all, nigger of the sexes.

If it's copy pasta though, my point still stands for future cucks and ex-husbands and ex boyfirends here in kiwis. Exact your revenge but don't prolong it, as she could think that as of an extension of your attention.
 

Mushroom Tip

Daddy's got a new .45...
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I think we both know what you need to do....

We all know she'll end up filing false accusations to get leverage in divorce court anyway, and that it'll work. It always does. The system is designed to be that way. Even when you are acquitted 2 years later, the initial restraining orders will ensure the court considers her defacto sole custodial parent. If she had a lawyer, that lawyer is 1000% guaranteed to be counselling her to do exactly that.
Move out immediately, get her to sign a temporary agreement for 50/50 pending the divorce, and never speak to her by any means other than email, and do the exchanges at places where there is sure to be CCTV coverage. All it takes to set your utter ruination in motion is her saying "he threatened me"
Don't be stupid, Cuck
 
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Freshly Baked Socks

what would YOU do with a brain if you had one?
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How is that legal?
Police rarely haul a wife off for embezzlement. Even with a Judges order - it can be like squeezing blood from a stone to recoup the funds. Basically, they do it knowing there is no one who can stop them. I understand how some men can be led to murder-suicide.
 

Cool Dog

A goodboi denied his Wendy's
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Police rarely haul a wife off for embezzlement. Even with a Judges order - it can be like squeezing blood from a stone to recoup the funds. Basically, they do it knowing there is no one who can stop them. I understand how some men can be led to murder-suicide.
The pussypass strikes again
 

Stormy Daniel's Lawyer

So it goes.
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Tranny Dick Noballs

Seedless grapes!
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Obviously I’m not a cuckold. I filed for divorce the next day after I found out but I still need to live in the house with her and the kids for the optics. I don’t want her to get custody of them because her job requires her to be out of the state 3-4 days a week.... that’s why she has a boyfriend in Atlanta and we live in California. She has been accusing me of cheating on her since June/July with the 20 year old girl next door at work. I didn’t even know that fucking girls name at the time. Looking back now... she was talking to this dude at this time. I’m not even mad that she’s got a boyfriend, she is the worst fuck I’ve ever had. Good luck dude (side note, 3 years into our marriage she showed up from out of state work with herpes. Me being dumb believed her it was dormant from her youth. LAMO). She was my best friend for 14 years.. That’s where I’m struggling.

This cunt is making my life miserable in the mean time. She transfered all of my vehicles out of our name and into hers only. She took $30,000+ out of our line of credit on our house. I have no vehicle to drive, I’m borrowing vehicles like a fucking high schooler. Shes squeaking about money, that I’m not doing enough around the house when she’s gone... For example, the weekend after I found out about her boyfriend she went back to Atlanta and left me a chores list to do while she was sucking his dick for 4 days. lamo, ya I’ll get on that whore.

Now its not all doom and gloom in my world. I ended up taking that 20 year old out on a date last week and we’re going out again tonight. Going from a fat, mother of 2 with gigantic legs (no knee caps, no ankles) to a 20 year old who fucking weights 90 lbs soaking wet has been amazing. The 20 year old is into some crazy ass shit (choking, spitting, slapping) so it’s been a wild fucking ride. The dating pool for a single dad of 2 who is in his mid 30s is pretty shitty so... It’s also weird as fuck because... its like “yo we need some more rum, can you stop... oh wait that’s right”. Luckily the conversation isn’t weird other than normal 20 year old drama with her friends which doesn’t bother me because we kind of connected on a base level and I just like spending time with her. Fuck me, this girl is trouble.

ANYWAYS “SIR THIS IS KIWI FARMS”. Ya ya, my question to my favorite faggots on the internet is... what can I do to make my soon to be fat ex wife life miserable while I’m living here? We have 2 kids and I will not fuck up my chance of keeping them. But small thing that will make my fat ex hate it here and want to leave.

Love you all, miss you all.
Clearly, you should cheat on her with her mother. Just imagine, how awkward it would be every family holiday when the kids come to visit grandma and grandpa-dad AND your ex is forced to acknowledge you as her new step dad.

Alternatively, go the gym, get fit, and rope in a 19 year old. Nothing pisses off cheating exes, like seeing their former spouses or partners happy ( and in a relationship with someone prettier and younger than them). Just don't go full-Gunt. Don't date 16 or 17 year olds. Don't be nasty....
 

Anne Hyroe

ortho molecular aware patriotic princess
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I know I’m late and lesbian but I don’t care.

Hate to be that person but have you had an STD test? Do you have any doubts about paternity (and would it matter if you did)? The time to get that resolved is before any divorce settlement. If she’s going out at weekends and/or working out of state then she may be talked into agreeing custody arrangements before the divorce is finalised, just make sure it’s documented.

Immediately dating a 20 year old seems like a terrible idea but what would I know? Just don’t end up with another custody and/or divorce saga before you’ve even finalised the last one.You don’t need to be a martyr to your kids but they’re going to need time to deal with this, especially as they’re both in their most formative years. I’d make sure I was spending time with them and, while not shittalking the other parent, drawing a contrast by example. Do you have the money to have a couple of weekends away? You could have one with the kids and one by yourself.

Don’t introduce the 20 year old to the kids. Just, don’t.
 

Red-Hot Copper

1-800-FAT TITS
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1. Come out as transgender
2. Ask the 20 year old to vouch for you, say she's been helping you
3. Claim the wife taking the money out will deliberately hurt your chances of possible transition surgery + the medications you'll have to get
4. Hint she may be transphobic.

You don't actually have to go far with it, they technically can't go "come back and prove to us you cut your dick off" sense being transgender is considered a spectrum of sorts so like they can't just spy on you to see if you actually do it.
 

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