My dick is stuck in a toaster... how do I get it out? -

[RavenCrow]

I was making toast and now its stuck. Any suggestions??

 

[MemeGrey]

Just wait a few minutes, it will pop up

 

[Noname57]

If you press up on the toasting lever the spring loaded mechanism will release your member

 

[Furret]

You could try using a metal fork.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Toasting it won't make it a big nigger dick, sorry to say, only black.

 

[Vingle]

First of all, take it out of the outlet. Rip it out, it might hurt, but better than burning it off.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I suggest you switch to a George Forman Grill.
Much easier to get your dick out of.

 

[Trombonista]

Call an ambulance.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

plug it in.

 

[Virtual Boring]

Chew it off. It’s your only hope.

 

[Caddchef]

Toast it for two or three minutes until golden brown and spread jam on it.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Dicks can squish so squish it a bit it'll come out easy if you don't got a boner. If you have a bner you will have to find a way to remove the boner to remove the bone.

 

[Bad Gateway]

second toaster

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I suggest you switch to a George Forman Grill.
Much easier to get your dick out of.

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[mario if smoke weed]

Check out the enclosed instruction book.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Return it to the store for a refund.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

There's nothing you can do. Make sure to invite us to the shotgun wedding!

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You could probably use a second dick to pry it out with

 

[Kevin Spencer]

If it’s plugged in, make sure to use a metal spoon. I cannot stress enough that a metal spoon will ONLY work, if plugged in.

 

[Skel Jug]

I don't know, ask your mom, she might know