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MY DIETITIAN BLOCKED ME | VLOGMAS DAY 6

Discussion in 'Amberlynn Reid' started by andywhorehol, Dec 6, 2018 at 11:01 AM.

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will amber hit 600?

  1. yes

    427 vote(s)
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  2. no

    1 vote(s)
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  3. she will die before we find out

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  1. sad day when even your imaginary friends block you
     
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    #1 andywhorehol, Dec 6, 2018 at 11:01 AM
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  2. Petition to add "she's already 600 elbees" to the poll
     
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  3. I have to stop laughing so I can actually start the video and watch properly. Never had that happen with one of our gorl's videos before.
     
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  4. All I did was read the title and see her forlorn face and I fucking lost it.

    Even if the dietician wasn't real, bitch, what the fuck did you think would happen? :lit: You think you know better, even when you claim to be listening to someone else's advice. You have no sense of will power or moderation. Hell, I'd quit on you too.

    Edited because English is hard.
     
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    #4 Got A Lotta Moxie, Dec 6, 2018 at 11:20 AM
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  5. blocked. blocked. blocked. none of you are free from sin
     
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  6. I can't take it I'm bent over laughing.
     
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  7. I watched so you don't have to.

    ALR's dietician was an instagram cold call who DM'd her a few times with the most basic nutrition advice ever.
    At the very least told her there was no such thing as starvation mode.
    She's literally going to read every text message.
    The dietician "really did block her."
    ALR claims she wanted a more professional relationship with this person, who was willing to do everything free over email or in person.
    Dietician told her to keep a food diary so she could suggest small changes that add up.
    ALR asks if she can still eat fast food and orange chicken on her diet. Dietician says yes but count calories.
    Just like everyone on the ALR boards has said, she can eat more and lose weight because she's fat as fuck
    Reiterates there's no starvation mode, so don't aim to eat to your limit every day and if you're not hungry don't fucking eat.
    Diet soda will only make you gain because it will make you crave sweets so ALR can have it 'if she can handle that" (so no)
    ALR gravely underestimates how many calories are in burger king, mexican food, hot fudge sundaes, and mcdonalds all in the same day.
    Dietician tells her to eat "at least one fruit or vegetable per day" :\
    Dietician asks her if she gets her bloodwork done annually.
    ALR claims she doesn't have the Beetus and her A1c is normal.
    Last time dietician contacts her on Thanksgiving showing how to have a cheat meal when you're not 600 lbs
    ALR asks if she can read conversations between them on youtube, she never replied, so ALR decides to do it anyway.
    Dietician never got the text message
    ALR assumes she's blocked
    ALR blames this on commenters being haters
    Couldn't possibly be that she's sick or her phone is borked or something
    ALR realizes she could lose her friends because commenters are so mean to her.
    She's completely shocked and we all need to watch what we say.
    We won, guys. She congratulates us.
    She might go to a dietician in person now. :lit::lit:
     
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  8. You know you have a personality disorder when...
     
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  9. To paraphrase the video: My dietitian blocked me and it's all your fault!

    ETA: And now I'm gonna eat what I want! You win haterz!
     
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  10. "I'm shookith"
    Lol

    Was anybody else getting a lot of clicking and popping on this video?
     
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  11. Who takes advice from an Instagram "dietician" ?
     
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  12. People who don't actually want to change and want everything to be someone else's fault
     
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  13. idiots.
     
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  14. Thanks for summarizing. The video title alone seemed like a bore. If only the energy she spent getting mad at her dietician could instead be used to make her take a walk outside. :optimistic:
     
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  15. So Amber asks dumb common sense questions of dietician offering sound, FREE advice. Proceeds to Mukbang to oblivion and wonders why the free advice has ended. Maybe she doesn't appreciate her time wasted? You're the one on camera stuffing your face with cheesy tots, and telling the world your dietician was ok with it. lol Reap what you sow, gorl.
     
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  16. Honestly, a dietician wouldn't tell a nearly 600 lb woman to "eat whatever as long as its under her calorie limit". An actual dietician would tell her to cut all carbs and sugar because shes dangerously at risk for diabetes, also increased blood sugar makes you hungry. You cant take baby steps at 600 lbs.
     
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  17. These questions she said she’s asking were so ridiculous. Stop leading the witness AL.
     
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  18. All according to plan.
     
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  19. LOL so apparently the dietitian didn't say anything about splitting meals in half and eating the rest (an hour) later, so where did Amber get that shit from?
     
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  20. A dietitian who is giving free tips to someone who's bugging her on Instagram might give that advice.

    I can see a real dietitian looking into their DMs, sighing at all the people looking for free tips, and just suggesting calorie counting because they don't feel like explaining how weight loss works to 100 freeloaders a day
     
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